I fancy a guy I work with. . .

KateMonster

I work in an office in Dublin this guy i fancy works in the office two days a week. . What to do

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

show him your breasts? then do nothing and see if he makes a move

RobbieTheRobber

Flash him in work.

flanzer

You've come to the right place love..........

ebbsy

GET THEM OUT FOR THE LADS

stpaddy99

forget him he sounds appalling , marry me instead

Start playing for the other side instead

Senecio

Please let it be me.

miju

Whip out the oul funbags and he'll be yours in no time

Xios

Spend the rest of your career subtlely dropping hints that you want him to ask you out, but he'll never catch on.

Or, just do a Jim and Pam thing.

The Backwards Man

I fancy spaghetti bolognaise for tea.

Dicky Pride

I work with a girl called Kate. She's also a Monster. ****e...

Penny Tration

I started wearing low cut top every day when I fancied someone in work.

We're together a few months now. So, to echo the guys - get em out!

hefferboi

Send me a pic and I'll tell you if he'll go out with you or not.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

actually why dont women just whip them out more regularly?

if I had tits I'd happily display them to get ten cent off a coffee in mcdonalds

MonstaMash

Gran Hermano

KateMonster wrote: »

Don't know what to do!

Ask HR.

Big Davey

Put some of those big fake nipples in your bra like the ones Jennifer Aniston used to use ! guaranteed to get any mans attention.

Knex*

bluewolf wrote: »

Start playing for the other side instead

That'll learn him!

humbert

Bore everyone that will listen with your dilemma, when they are sick of it try male dominated internet forums where at least you'll get attention in the form of lewd remarks.

Artful_Badger

If only there was some way to communicate with this guy.

Ush1

Don't whip your cock out what ever you do.

Knex*

Svlad Cjelli wrote: »

If only there was some way to communicate with this guy.

The medium of interpretative, naked dance.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Sleep with everyone else in the office, both male and female, make him well jel, that'll have him wanting you so bad.
#goodtimes

Duggy747

Get him pregnant.

ArtyC

Lob the gob ?

Seedy Arling

Drop the hand at the water cooler. Great way to break the ice.

MadsL

Seedy Arling wrote: »

Drop the hand at the water cooler. Great way to break the ice.

You need to turn up the heating in your office I think...

Seedy Arling

MadsL wrote: »

You need to turn up the heating in your office I think...

On a slightly relative note, i can't believe Jennifer Anniston wore fake nipples. :mad:

AnonoBoy

It'll never work.

Quit your job and join a nunnery.

Knex*

This thread is going about as well for the OP as things currently are for her and the guy who's D she's chasing.

Menas

Assuming that you are Irish the best thing to do is nothing.

Spend the next 20 years complaining about it though.

Czarcasm

OP is this thread related to your "acceptable age gap" thread?

Just ask him is he single and if he is would he like to go to dinner some night.

Seedy Arling

Czarcasm wrote: »

OP is this thread related to your "acceptable age gap" thread?

.

It's another type of gap she's worrying about getting filled.

zl1whqvjs75cdy

Wait until the next work outing and mount him like a prized stallion.

Boom_Bap

Hide under his desk. When he sits down, let him know you are there by unzipping his trousers.
To supress his shock, unsheath his member.
To relieve his potential embarrassment, conduct some oral activity.
When concluded, provide him with a sandwich.

It should be pretty obvious to him after this that you like him.

Gmol

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Hide under his desk. When he sits down, let him know you are there by unzipping his trousers.
To supress his shock, unsheath his member.
To relieve his potential embarrassment, conduct some oral activity.
When concluded, provide him with a sandwich.

It should be pretty obvious to him after this that you like him.

you sure?? That's probably a bit subtle for an irishman

who_me

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

show him your breasts? then do nothing and see if he makes a move

Just think, some poor innocent fool is going to get the nice surprise of his life, all thanks to you and yet he'll never know it's thanks to you..

You are an Internet Hero, Sir Digby of Chicken Caesar.

The Diabolical Monocle

Wear a low top and let him get a good gawk while you bring him a sandwich. With taytos.


Ask him if he wants some milf


-WHAT !!


I said do you want some....milk

Philo Beddoe

Possible solutions, in increasing order of Irishness:

1. Ask him if he'd care to join you for dinner or a drink some evening.
2. Ask a friend to subtlely gauge his feelings towards/general opinion of you.
3. Wait till he's drunk at a work social occasion and shift the head off him.

blacklilly

Op I'm not interested in you, now please stop staring at me and please put on some clothes.

weemcd

I was gonna write a long and helpful post about the intricacies of human attraction.

But then I saw that the guys here already hit the nail on the head. Get the tits out.

I tip my hat to you AH.

Super-Rush

I should close this but i just don't want to.

Keep the vulgarity to minimum please.

The Diabolical Monocle

Seedy Arling wrote: »

It's another type of gap she's worrying about getting filled.

OOOOooh !!


Matron.

Birneybau

*sexist remark referring to breasts*

Menas

Ok, lets give some serious advice on the off chance that cleavage and upskirt do not work.

OP, when your target is at lunch you need to go to his desk and steal his car keys.
Then when he is making shapes to go home you need to help him with the fruitless search.
When he realizes they are a lost forever then offer him a lift home. If in winter time try and take him home via the Sally Gap.
Have some Barry White on the cd player.
He will be yours before the Search and Rescue team reach you.

johnayo

No word from Kate for about an hour now. I wonder if she's after mounting him in the office.

kkhornet

Just go for it.
I was in the same predicament a few years ago with a girl from work and went for it.
Were now engaged to be married next year.

SirCreepalot

Write him endless love letters, signed 'a secret admirer' with a subtle hint of your perfume on the paper. If he doesn't figure out it's you, send him telepathic signals via intense looks whenever you bump into him in the office. If that doesn't work, stalk him, find out where he lives and serenade him american style with a boombox. Outside his house. In the rain. It's more romantic that way. If that fails, just ignore all your instincts and rope him into your basement. To be honest, that's the only thing that's worked for me so far. Good luck MonsterKatie.

Duck Soup

Ah good grief. This is a standard manoeuvre that every woman worth her salt knows. You tell a female friend at work you fancy him. Whether you tell her to drop a hint or not, she will do so. "I think Jenny in accounts has the mad hots for you." "Really?" "Yeah but you didn't hear it from me, like."

The bloke has now had the most major obstacle to him making the first move - fear of rejection - removed and will make a play if he's interested.

The alternative strategem is getting bladdered after work in a small group and see what rises to the surface after a few pints of cider each. Nothing like alcohol for getting to the truth of the matter fairly quickly.

dr strangelove

johnayo wrote: »

No word from Kate for about an hour now. I wonder if she's after mounting him in the office.

Maybe she's too busy photocopying her naked buttocks