Happy New Year Ye Bunch of Heathen Bastards (and Bitches)!

Turtwig

Not that atheists are deserving of anything nice, but being a mod of this forum. I am compelled by the ridiculous rules of courtesy to wish you all a safe and happy New Year.
Stay safe, be well and we're happy to have you all here.

Now, who's going to help me with this box of Jaffa Cake biscuits? Or cake. Whichever, we can't have any schisms over glorious Jaffa Cake mystery today. Tomorrow is fair game though.

Gordon

Happy new year everyone.

Czarcasm

Happy New Year to everyone!

Looking forward to many more cryptic thread titles and interesting threads in 2014!

yellowlabrador

Happy New Year I offer you all a glutenfree macaroon.

robindch

Jernal wrote: »

[...] who's going to help me with this box of Jaffa Cake biscuits? Or cake. [...]

Or pizza, Jernal. Pizza! And none of that damned and damnable pineapple!

Happy new year!

I REJECT THIS CALENDAR AS RELIGIOUS PROPAGANDA

actually just gime the shortbread

Turtwig

bluewolf wrote: »

I REJECT THIS CALENDAR AS RELIGIOUS PROPAGANDA

actually just gime the shortbread

It insults my astrological beliefs.

Here ya go, afraid to say all the gluten free macaroon is gone.

Karl Stein

When you think about it the marking of the orbit of the Earth around the Sun is pretty irreligious isn't it?

Mr. CooL ICE

Why are you atheists celebrating the new year? Isn't that hypocritical, considering you don't have any morals and love murdering, stealing and raping and stuff?

Nodin

LordChessington wrote: »

Why are you atheists celebrating the new year? Isn't that hypocritical, considering you don't have any morals and love murdering, stealing and raping and stuff?

Sure what better time to indulge in it than the chaos of the new year revels?

Gordon

Saw this on my Facebook timeline from a strict muslim friend.

Amirani

Happy new year all.

Benny_Cake

Happy new year to you all, hope it's a good one. Anyone want to help me get rid of some Danish butter cookies?

Geomy

Happy new year to all you motha fkas on the dark side. ...
Hope ye don't be moaning about religion, spirituality and all that. ..

Shower of heathens, and bad asses....

AerynSun

robindch wrote: »

Or pizza, Jernal. Pizza! And none of that damned and damnable pineapple!

Happy new year!

But I like pineapple on pizza :pac:

Happy New Year to all of you too!

AerynSun

Gordon wrote: »

Saw this on my Facebook timeline from a strict muslim friend.

I wish my Muslim friends "Happy 2014"... they don't argue with that :P

Sarky

There was egg nog, there was some blasphemous super-charged version of egg nog involving copious amounts if brandy and a whole jar of marshmallow fluff, there was cheese, beer, champaign, a pair of adorable German spitzes, excellent friends and a playlist scrupulously timed to end with a 20 second countdown to midnight. Oh, and biscuits.

Pretty much as blasphemous and immoral as a NYE party could get without breaking the law. 10/10, would blaspheme again.

Hotblack Desiato

Sarky wrote: »

champaign

Ah, Sarky, that won't do a'tall a'tall.

a pair of adorable German spitzes

Should be no bother if they're well housetrained.

Edit: oh, wait, they really are dogs. Scratch the above.

Should be no bother if carefully skinned and grilled until well done.

Pretty much as blasphemous and immoral as a NYE party could get without breaking the law. 10/10, would blaspheme again.

Ah, but blasphemy is breaking the law :mad:

J C

Wishing you all a Happy 2014 ... may it be all that you want it to be.

... and that includes you Mr P.:)

Best wishes

J C

Sarky

<This isn't the thread for that.>

Hotblack Desiato

J C wrote: »

Wishing you all a Happy 2014 ... may it be all that you want it to be.

Rational.

Hotblack Desiato

Sarky wrote: »

<This isn't the thread for that.>

Boo-urns.

pauldla

Happy New Year, all.

ShooterSF

smacl

Happy new year to one and all.

AerynSun wrote: »

I wish my Muslim friends "Happy 2014"... they don't argue with that :P

I got a 'happy no rooz' from my Persian friends in response to my 'happy new year'.

mewso

Happy New Year. To the religious folks too who make this forum possible

Geomy

mewso wrote: »

Happy New Year. To the religious folks too who make this forum possible

And some make it impossible. ....

nagirrac

This is a great forum, best by far on boards imo, and very well moderated. Without the odd dissenting voice though it would die a slow death, as there's only so much that can be said about biscuits. Although I have to admit you guys take the biscuit when it comes to biscuits.

Happy New Year to all.

Turtwig

nagirrac wrote: »

This is a great forum, best by far on boards imo

Quick! Get this man some chocolate cake!

Frito

I've had enough cake, any semifreddo going?

Happy New Year.

Hotblack Desiato

Frito wrote: »

I've had enough cake, any semifreddo going?

Here, have a whole one.

Frito

Ta! not had a chocolate frog since Dumbledore died.

Obliq

AerynSun wrote: »

But I like pineapple on pizza :pac:

A friend!!. Did I tell you recently that I like your posts? We need more of your kind around here, fellow Hawaiian pizza fan.... :cool:

smacl

Obliq wrote: »

A friend!!. Did I tell you recently that I like your posts? We need more of your kind around here, fellow Hawaiian pizza fan.... :cool:

Burn the witches!

AerynSun

smacl wrote: »

Burn the witches!

Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd

MrPudding

J C wrote: »

Wishing you all a Happy 2014 ... may it be all that you want it to be.

... and that includes you Mr P.:)

Best wishes

J C

Not sure why I get a special mention, but thank you JC, I hope you have a happy and prosperous 2014.

MrP

Geomy

MrPudding wrote: »

Not sure why I get a special mention, but thank you JC, I hope you have a happy and prosperous 2014.

MrP

He loves you that's why...you're a loveable guy lol