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New Years Predictions.

  • 31-12-2013 11:08pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭


    Curious what peoples predictions are for the new year? Mine is conflict in the Middle East.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭FreshKnickers


    I'm in a contrary mood so I'll say peace inthe Middle East. It'll be on a Thursday afternoon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 285 ✭✭Deathwish4


    I predict a riot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭deblacker


    Ireland wins the world cup.

    A second Celtic Tiger.

    United Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    jedward will come out of the closet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I predict that all predictions will be wrong and the only thing that will change is the year.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I become even more annoyed by the shyte I see every day on facebook and finally stop pi5sing around and close my account.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    I predict that I'll be made a mod but the power will go to my head. All the coke and hures. I'll end up taking bribes from trolls to not ban them. Then Gordon will beat me with his ban hammer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    Deathwish4 wrote: »
    I predict a riot.

    I. Predict A Riot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    Bills,tax,depression,family issues etc same crap that happens to me every year


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Death. Plague. Destruction. Vomit.
    And thats just tonight!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Stroke Politics


    The recession will end on 12th February. Around about twenty-past three.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,705 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    Miley Cyrus will have a break down, admitted to rehab. Got in with the easy one first :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭lostdisk


    Cake will outsell cabbage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    R.T.Ewill implode on itselelf with the weight of its own self importance
    Bressie is involved in a sex scandal with a donkey
    Boards conducts an ethnic cleansing of sorts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    One of my dogs will turn 14 in May and the other will turn 13 in December, whatever that is in doggy years. Hope they both make it auld buggers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    I predict that the Earth will continue to orbit the Sun and we'll be back here in exactly one further orbit saying roughly the same things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 854 ✭✭✭dubscottie


    Anything can happen.. Who 100 years ago today (1913 going into 1914) could have predicted that within 12 months hundreds of thousands of young men would be getting sent to the slaughter on the fields of France..


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,768 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Enda will appear in public without his handlers and speaks an unscripted sentance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I predict March 22nd will be a Saturday.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 645 ✭✭✭loveBBhate


    I predict March 22nd will be a Saturday.

    I predict I'll break your jaw if ya don't stop being cheeky ya pup ya!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I predict three threads on tipping before Valentines Day. At least one US gun thread, a Travellers thread and a poster in excess of 9000 posts getting a permaban.

    Paddy Power gave me 4-1 on that accumulator.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 645 ✭✭✭loveBBhate


    MadsL wrote: »
    I predict three threads on tipping before Valentines Day. At least one US gun thread, a Travellers thread and a poster in excess of 9000 posts getting a permaban.

    Paddy Power gave me 4-1 on that accumulator.

    Kenny Rodgers would be proud of ya you gambling bastard ya!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    A mountain of giants will rise. The fires of an engine will cease. A newborn will dictate a proposition. The gathering of clouds will darken spewing forth much downfall. Luck comes from a glowing ember. Sparks fly from sparks.

    Mint Aero - 2013


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    loveBBhate wrote: »
    I predict I'll break your jaw if ya don't stop being cheeky ya pup ya!

    I predict I'm going to ask you what's wrong with being cheeky?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    loveBBhate wrote: »
    I predict I'll break your jaw if ya don't stop being cheeky ya pup ya!

    What's wrong with being cheeky?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    Curious what peoples predictions are for the new year? Mine is conflict in the Middle East.

    Thanks, Old Moore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    It was a tumultuous time for our nation. The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,705 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    feargale wrote: »
    Thanks, Old Moore.

    Dammit, where's my old Moore from last year ? I always mean to check it ! Probably bottom of the pile in the toilet.

    Can someone check ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    I predict that the Earth will continue to orbit the Sun and we'll be back here in exactly one further orbitsaying roughly the same things.

    Wrong. The Sun revolves around something else, and the Milky Way revolves around some other Way, maybe Frankfurt's Way, the Ulster Way or even Norway. By the time we're back here Leitrim will be All-Ireland Hurling Champions,and Ireland will be united.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    feargale wrote: »
    Thanks, Old Moore.

    Do they still publish that sh1te?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    By May, the Daily Mail will be printed in German only.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    feargale wrote: »
    Thanks, Old Moore.
    feargale wrote: »
    Thanks, Old Moore.
    Gotcha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Stroke Politics


    Recession to re-commence on 2nd September. Around about 10.12am....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    TheBody wrote: »
    Do they still publish that sh1te?

    The only sh1te attached to OM is what he attracts when he visits all those fairs and markets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    Boards conducts an ethnic cleansing of sorts

    we thats most of us f***ed so :(
    I predict that the Earth will continue to orbit the Sun and we'll be back here in exactly one further orbit saying roughly the same things.

    really? u sure ? what else do you see?

    My predicions...

    What i want

    My family might finally f*** outta my business and realise Im a 28 year old woman and dont need them sticking their noses in my business

    Liverpool will push bk from last 2 defeats and actually get a CL place

    Health and Hapiness to all

    What will prob actually happen

    No matter how much i tell them to piss off my family will never let me be happy

    Liverpool will just slump from these 2 losses and end up pushing 8th

    Everyone will get sick and be depressed

    Happy new year - lol!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    Gotcha.

    ¡Viva las Malvinas argentinas!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Barry Egan reveals he once had sex with Joe Duffy after they smoked a joint at a party hosted by Ming Flanagan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Would it be awful to predict the death of Nelson Mandela?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 854 ✭✭✭dubscottie


    feargale wrote: »
    ¡Viva las Malvinas argentinas!

    Not a chance... March 2014 argies invade Falklands.. April 2014 argies evicted from Falklands. Again..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    feargale wrote: »
    ¡Viva las Malvinas argentinas!
    It's what Perón would have wanted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    feargale wrote: »
    Wrong. The Sun revolves around something else

    But that doesn't make the fact that the Earth orbits the Sun any less of a fact.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    I predict Salpa's lovely tits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Would it be awful to predict the death of Nelson Mandela?

    Awful bloody late, if nothing else


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Would it be awful to predict the death of Nelson Mandela?

    Only Jesus died twice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    My predictions for 2014:
    - there will be trouble in the Moddle East.
    - there will be trouble in Africa.
    - There will be a political scandal
    - nobody will resign.
    - There will be unusual weather events somewhere in the world.
    - Some well-known people will die.
    - Belgium will win the World Cup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Would it be awful to predict the death of Nelson Mandela?

    It would be awfully silly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,124 ✭✭✭Unknown Soldier


    I predict a few people coming to terms with how much they post on the internet.
    Some will seek solace in other parts of the internet before it hits them that it is one in the same.

    Every word they wrote will haunt them and scare them in the future.

    Kinda cool, really :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    But that doesn't make the fact that the Earth orbits the Sun any less of a fact.

    No, but the Earth doesn't return to the same place, at least not until Leitrim etc..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    It's what Perón would have wanted.

    He should be condemned to read the Daily Mail for all eternity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    I predict a few people coming to terms with how much they post on the internet.

    Every word they wrote will haunt them and scare them in the future.

    So we have something in common with Barry Egan?


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