WRAPPING PRESSIES DRUNK.

Legs.Eleven

I'm about to get into bed with a hot water bottle and my jim-jams and wrap Christmas presents for the familials...but here's the catch.....I'M BALOOBAS MCTIPSY!! I MIGHT END UP WRAPPING MY HEAD OR EXTREMITIES OR EVEN WORSE, RAPPING BADLY.


Anyone else? I have to put one hand over an eye while I'm cutting the paper which could well be my hand very soon...


Anyone else leave present wrapping/RAPPING until theY'RE astociously gee-eyed?

Happy Chrimbo btw :)

Hello_MrFox

I think you should try and wrap the presents before you get into bed, it could be easier that way, maybe. Unless you are wrapping small presents.

biko

Your caps lock got stuck there mate.
I blame the drink.

Mariasofia

Ive just wrapped myself.....no accident though and Im not locked!!

Legs.Eleven

Hello_MrFox wrote: »

I think you should try and wrap the presents before you get into bed, it could be easier that way, maybe. Unless you are wrapping small presents.

Bingo. Sensible words of advice that I will take on board. Thanks.

Gentleman Octopus

Jaysus, aren't you just mad altogether!

Legs.Eleven

biko wrote: »

Your caps lock got stuck there mate.
I blame the drink.

As did your comma key. Can you blame the drink?

chrissb8

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

.....I'M BALOOBAS MCTIPSY!! I MIGHT END UP WRAPPING MY HEAD OR EXTREMITIES OR EVEN WORSE, RAPPING BADLY.

You're such a cracker jack. You HONKIE!

Legs.Eleven

Gentleman Octopus wrote: »

Jaysus, aren't you just mad altogether!

Nah.

Sir Arthur Daley

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I'm about to get into bed with a hot water bottle and my jim-jams and wrap Christmas presents for the familials...but here's the catch.....I'M BALOOBAS MCTIPSY!! I MIGHT END UP WRAPPING MY HEAD OR EXTREMITIES OR EVEN WORSE, RAPPING BADLY.


Anyone else? I have to put one hand over an eye while I'm cutting the paper which could well be my hand very soon...


Anyone else leave present wrapping/RAPPING until theY'RE astociously gee-eyed?

Happy Chrimbo btw :)

OP i think you need white diesel.

aston

Drunk but no pressies to wrap this year..happy Xmas all..

DEFTLEFTHAND

Hand it to them in the store bag. They won't care it's the thought that counts.

Gentleman Octopus

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Nah.

Well the zaniness has come down a notch since that opening post but I'll be waiting for it to shoot right back up. :P

Legs.Eleven

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Hand it to them in the store bag. They won't care it's the thought that counts.

I bought the paper though. Do you just give your pressies in a store bag? I'm not 18.

Legs.Eleven

Gentleman Octopus wrote: »

Well the zaniness has come down a notch since that opening post but I'll be waiting for it to shoot right back up. :P

Waiting for someone witty to bounce off. Pity you can't oblige.

Mint Aero

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I'm about to get into bed with a hot water bottle and my jim-jams and wrap Christmas presents for the familials...but here's the catch.....I'M BALOOBAS MCTIPSY!! I MIGHT END UP WRAPPING MY HEAD OR EXTREMITIES OR EVEN WORSE, RAPPING BADLY.


Anyone else? I have to put one hand over an eye while I'm cutting the paper which could well be my hand very soon...


Anyone else leave present wrapping/RAPPING until theY'RE astociously gee-eyed?

Happy Chrimbo btw :)

Happy chrimbo to you too. you're Spanish and i dont get your post but fair play

Gentleman Octopus

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Waiting for someone witty to bounce off. Pity you can't oblige.

But I don't want to be witty

Pen.Island

Post a pic of your bewbs. You're drunk, it's the sensible thing to do!

Legs.Eleven

Gentleman Octopus wrote: »

But I don't want to be witty

Clearly.

IvaBigWun

Have you got the following OP?;

Sellotape
Some sort of box to jump out of
Baby oil

If so, PM me

mad turnip

i'm having another can before I even consider wrapping!!!!

Legs.Eleven

Mint Aero wrote: »

Happy chrimbo to you too. you're Spanish and i dont get your post but fair play

I is a Paddy.

Gentleman Octopus

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Clearly.

Aww don't be so dour leggy, it's Christmas!

Maximus Alexander

I wrapped my presents before I started ploughing myself with Guinness and it was a disaster, can only imagine what would happen if I left it until now. Good luck with that.

Karl Stein

THIS IS THE FUN POLICE.

Scissors and beer aren't good combinations Legs.Eleven.

Now say 4 Hail Marys and 8 Our Fathers.

PizzamanIRL

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I MIGHT END UP WRAPPING MY HEAD OR EXTREMITIES OR EVEN WORSE, RAPPING BADLY.

If you can spell extremities, you're not that drunk.

Mint Aero

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I is a Paddy.

I've no recollection of posting that must've been gremlins

Itwasntme.

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

If you can spell extremities, you're not that drunk.

Ha. You would be surprised. When I am drunk, I agonise over each and every word to make sure I am not drunk spelling it. In the end I have an almost perfect paragraph which probably takes the better part of an hour to type and edit.


How was the hangover this morning Legs?

The Diabolical Monocle

The chaos has begun.
The mad posts are coming through.

Hour or two max before inevitable lulz ensue.

Pen.Island

Did the pressies get rapped???? :eek:

Legs.Eleven

Pen.Island wrote: »

Did the pressies get rapped???? :eek:

They got wrapped all in the same paper so couldn't remember which one was which. And they were all wrapped in the shape of a triangle, so doubly hard to tell.



Another year done and dusted anyway...