Bernard from Republic of Telly

Chazz Michael Michaels

The most unfunny human being in history? I think he's as funny as being on the receiving end of a kick in the bollocks. Does anyone actually like him?

Garzorico

Yep

MRnotlob606

hes slow as tar

My name is URL

Republic of Telly is pretty unfunny in general

YFlyer

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

The most unfunny human being in history? I think he's as funny as being on the receiving end of a kick in the bollocks. Does anyone actually like him?

Less funny then Karl Spain?

Spring Onion

I find him very funny. Funnier than some of the others on the show. He is a natural comedian.

marketty

Can I just remind ye that Jason Byrne has a few nights in vicar st in January...

Mint Aero

Ginger jokes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Chazz Michael Michaels

Spring Onion wrote: »

I find him very funny. Funnier than some of the others on the show. He is a natural comedian.

Correction. Bernard is second unfunniest person in history...

Bubbaclaus

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

The most unfunny human being in history?

He's certainly up there. Along with Rubberbandits, Will Ferrell, John Bishop and Pat Shortt

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

He used to be a breakfast dj on iradio, always found he tried way too hard and never got why he was funny. Was very surprised when he landed the republic of telly gig

Jimmy Garlic

YFlyer wrote: »

Less funny then Karl Spain?

Add Des Bishop to the list, a very tedious individual.

DrumSteve

I think he's ****in hilarious.

rip off of harry hill tv burp also

Duckworth_Luas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

He used to be a breakfast dj on iradio, always found he tried way too hard and never got why he was funny. Was very surprised when he landed the republic of telly gig

So from IRAdio to Republican Telly?

wendell borton

Heinrich Himmler in fairness is a wee bit unfunnier than him.

Bubbaclaus

DrumSteve wrote: »

I think he's ****in hilarious.

You're a strange fello

Mariasofia

Well reckon hes in the queue after Brendan O Carroll........

amdublin

I watched Republic of Telly this eve.

I am not watching Mrs Brown's Boys which is on at the moment.

Real Life

Like so many well known comedians he was probably just the lad that was the class clown and thought he could be a comedian. Nothing original or witty about him really. Might be kind of funny at a house party or something (although id probably find him more annoying) but he really isnt a proper comedian

TheBody

Real Life wrote: »

Like so many well known comedians he was probably just the lad that was the class clown and thought he could be a comedian. Nothing original or witty about him really. Might be kind of funny at a house party or something (although id probably find him more annoying) but he really isnt a proper comedian

Think that sums him up perfectly.

Talib Fiasco

Yeah that show hasn't been nowhere near the same since Neil Delamere left.

Insect Overlord

Bubbaclaus wrote: »

He's certainly up there. Along with Rubberbandits, Will Ferrell, John Bishop and Pat Shortt

GTFO

Sir Osis of Liver.

Shush lads,hes probably reading this ffs.

YFlyer

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Add Des Bishop to the list, a very tedious individual.

Their best mates. Met Des Bishop in Dolans bar after one of his gigs. His fairly boring. Spain is a knob. Keith Pickott (spl?) that ran the comedy show is way funnier.

Cupcake_Crisis

Compared to the rubberbandits he's a laugh riot.

Mariasofia

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Compared to the rubberbandits he's a laugh riot.

Well so is eh well eh anyone :-D

Saint_Mel

LexieOnRale wrote: »

He used to be a breakfast dj on iradio, always found he tried way too hard and never got why he was funny. Was very surprised when he landed the republic of telly gig

I think his co-presenter on that show tried his luck on the comedy circuit but never heard of him after that. Or maybe I did and just never remembered his name!

Mickey H

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

So from IRAdio to Republican Telly?

Sneaky!

JJayoo

Deleted User wrote: »

rip off of harry hill tv burp also

Christ it's a fecking poor rip off. Harry Hill is excellent

Mr. CooL ICE

I remember him MCing UL rag week a few years back. It was a courtyard full of people shaking their heads, wondering who gave this guy a microphone

BMJD

I would let him shout at my face all night long if it means I can look at Jennifer Maguire. So OP, **** you. **** you.

Littlehorny

Don't agree OP, the award goes to Jack Black. He is just not funny and compared to Bernard he gets paid millions to be unfunny.

fatknacker

Saw him do stand up once and I thought he was alright.

Daqster

BMJD wrote: »

I would let him shout at my face all night long if it means I can look at Jennifer Maguire.

What you wanna look at her for?

When I see her I can't help thinking Donaghmede shopping centre must be short a checkout girl.

Days 298

Des Bishop will always be the worst comedian for me. Always spouting in some agenda. First irish, then alcohol all he needs now is to join the RSA and I can put him down as the most annoying man on earth.

Bernard isn't that bad. His solo bits are much better. Jennifer McGuire hasn't a funny bone in her.

Sir Arthur Daley

Jennifer McGuire hasn't a funny bone in her.

I wouldnt mind putting my funny bone in her.

mr_edge_to_you

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Add Des Bishop to the list, a very tedious individual.

Des Bishop is brilliant. His "immersion" sketch is comedy gold!

Bernard can be funny.

Cant stand Neil Delamere or Jason Byrne. Mind you, JB was in the late late a few weeks back and he did this hilarious sketch with a piece of an old steel blind!

WikiHow

WikiHow wrote: »

I wouldnt mind putting my funny bone in her.

You want to put your elbow inside her?

Mmmmmm ok.

Howard Juneau

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You want to put your elbow inside her?

Mmmmmm ok.

All the way up! to his elbow I think he meant

smurgen

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Add Des Bishop to the list, a very tedious individual.

He's an annoying ba$tard. What's worse is that people think he's a genius for having Irish mannerisms and accents learned and he only living here for ten years or more.you'd want to be after having a lobotomy to not notice these things after that length of time

smurgen

Daqster wrote: »

What you wanna look at her for?

When I see her I can't help thinking Donaghmede shopping centre must be short a checkout girl.

That's the appeal of her,she looks like a really hot,gamey bird you'd know in real life.

Mr. CooL ICE

Deleted User wrote: »

You want to put your elbow inside her?

Mmmmmm ok.

Don't knock it til you've tried it

buck65

I thought Dermot Whelan was good , kept the show together, the new guy is just average at best. Maguire isn't funny or witty, Bernard is middling but seems a nice lad so go easy.

Jason Byrne is poor , Bishop is a royal pain in the arse. Wish he'd **** off back to Connemara.

Daveysil15

I think he's funny. Not bad with the guitar either.

Jennifer McGuire is a roide.

FizzleSticks

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Meangadh

YFlyer wrote: »

Their best mates. Met Des Bishop in Dolans bar after one of his gigs. His fairly boring. Spain is a knob. Keith Pickott (spl?) that ran the comedy show is way funnier.

Aw I've met Karl Spain a few times and he's always so sound. Very good craic without trying too hard to be funny while he's talking to you. I'd agree that Des is a bit subdued in real life but in fairness he doesn't have to be a comedian 24/7. In fact a lot of comedians are like that.

I definitely think it's one of the hardest jobs in the world. Comedy is such a personal taste thing- like for example I cannot understand the appeal of Mrs. Brown at all, yet it's insanely popular. It must be so bloody nerve-wracking to have to try and make people laugh for a whole show, especially when you know that there will always be people in the audience who just don't "get" what you're about, even if you're playing a sold out gig. There has to be a certain element of madness about a person who would put themselves through that!

Days 298

WikiHow wrote: »

I wouldnt mind putting my funny bone in her.

True Good eye candy and a roide. Many a man would enjoy putting their bone in her.

Her show the fear was a failure for lack of creativity. Same sketch over and over again.

Nothing will ever come close to Naked Camera. Wish they'd bring it back. Comedy gold.

Hande hoche!

smurgen wrote: »

He's an annoying ba$tard. What's worse is that people think he's a genius for having Irish mannerisms and accents learned and he only living here for ten years or more.you'd want to be after having a lobotomy to not notice these things after that length of time

Didn't he head off to China?

camel jockey

He's funnier than Brendan O'Carroll anyway.

LOSTfan57

Days 298 wrote: »

True Good eye candy and a roide. Many a man would enjoy putting their bone in her.

Her show the fear was a failure for lack of creativity. Same sketch over and over again.

Nothing will ever come close to Naked Camera. Wish they'd bring it back. Comedy gold.

A show called "Naked Camera" featuring Jennifer Maguire.........the image of what the show is in my brain is very very good......i dont think RTE would make my version tho