How psychopathic are YOU?

Legs.Eleven

Happily, I'm not a total psychopath! Huuurray! How psychopathic are you? I suspect we have a few lurking in our midst!


Your score 18%

You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict. ‘Do unto others…’ are your watchwords. But, although you avoid hurting others, those residing at the higher end of the psychopathic spectrum might not be as considerate, so stay vigilant to avoid being hurt unnecessarily.

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/psychopath-night

Raminahobbin

Your Score 33%

You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict. ‘Do unto others…’ are your watchwords. But, although you avoid hurting others, those residing at the higher end of the psychopathic spectrum might not be as considerate, so stay vigilant to avoid being hurt unnecessarily.

Strange that 18% and 33% have the same description!

cantdecide

30% (errr... that seems bad but I'm ever so good)

You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict. ‘Do unto others…’ are your watchwords. But, although you avoid hurting others, those residing at the higher end of the psychopathic spectrum might not be as considerate, so stay vigilant to avoid being hurt unnecessarily.

FTA69

YOUR
SCORE 48%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life

Jesus I didn't think I'd be that high

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

YOUR
SCORE 33%
You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict. ‘Do unto others…’ are your watchwords. But, although you avoid hurting others, those residing at the higher end of the psychopathic spectrum might not be as considerate, so stay vigilant to avoid being hurt unnecessarily.



I am in absolutely no way a 'people person'

Merkin

I'm 56% and Mr. Merkin is 58% so we're both semi psychopathic together which is a comfort.

OneArt

73 per cent.

How lovely.

Maldesu

45%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

So, I'm a moderate psychopath.

Legs.Eleven

FTA69 wrote: »

YOUR
SCORE 48%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life

Jesus I didn't think I'd be that high

KEEP AWAY FROM ME!! *Makes index fingers into cross shape, holds it up towards FTA69 and backs away....*

Jimoslimos

42%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

If this was a true test wouldn't a psychopath have no qualms over lying to score low??

Legs.Eleven

OneArt wrote: »

73 per cent.

How lovely.

Ehhh....seriously? What's the speal for that underneath your percentage?

Legs.Eleven

Merkin wrote: »

I'm 56% and Mr. Merkin is 58% so we're both semi psychopathic together which is a comfort.

Aw. How nice.

catallus

YOUR
SCORE 64%
Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

preston johnny

58%
Though your conscience is in the right place you also have an apathetic streak

In other words...I'd kill ya...but I can't be arsed

Zulu

oh oh. 55%.

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

FTA69

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

KEEP AWAY FROM ME!! *Makes index fingers into cross shape, holds it up towards FTA69 and backs away....*

Errah tis grand. Now that I'm single and can fire myself into a raft of one-night stands and drinking sessions a bit of psychopathy will do me no harm at all.

A2LUE42

Only saw a little of the program, but questions like the Hitler as a baby one didn't make sense.

If you had an option to kill Hitler as a baby, through some method of time travel. Then surely one of the outcomes would be that you would then prevent your own existence. So the reasoning behind the decision and not just the simple yes or no, should be factored in.

Dravokivich

Your
score 45%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

Slighty, from what I'm reading above. It's probably because I preffered puppys and heavy metal.

holystungun9

87% Don't bother running the police were alerted five minutes ago. :eek:

Jester252

67%

Legs.Eleven

holystungun9 wrote: »

87% Don't bother running the police were alerted five minutes ago. :eek:

Jeeeaysus. Did you answer those questions sincerely?

Mickeroo

Psychopaths are pretty common, may be a myth but apparently they tend to do quite well career wise. Supposedly quite a few CEOs of large businesses are psychopaths.

36%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life

Does being impulsive and liking fast things increase your psycopathic probability?

Being impulsive is fun.

Caliden

73%

You can play hardball with the best of them! You know what you want and are not afraid to go for it – even if it means bending the rules occasionally and putting a few noses out of joint on the way. Nothing fazes you. You are decisive, self-confident and pretty much up for anything. You are a ‘means-to-an-end’ person. For you, it’s not necessarily a matter of right or wrong, but of what gets the job done. ‘Bring it on’ is your mantra, but to help those around you keep their heads, you should learn some tricks to help you temper your self-satisfying tendencies...

I can't see what answers I gave that would give that score though....I suppose there's only a few questions so results could be skewed.

Legs.Eleven

Deleted User wrote: »

Does being impulsive and liking fast things increase your psycopathic probability?

Being impulsive is fun.

Typical psychopath thing to say.

Legs.Eleven

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Typical psychopath thing to say.

Mmmmmm bunny stew

Dravokivich

Mickeroo wrote: »

Psychopaths are pretty common, may be a myth but apparently they tend to do quite well career wise. Supposedly quite a few CEOs of large businesses are psychopaths.

Yeah, that's something their Ad was trying to show, with the different way people were acting in the office, only for the "more relaxed" of'em, had a body in the trolley. In a way I thought it was great, until that very moment. Where the other's in the office, were more so an expression of stress. It's not generally such violent actions that identify or characterise a psychopath. I wonder if the show is set to question the perception of a psychopaths which'd be interesting, or just point out violent bastards who were unlikely candidates, which'd be run of the mill.

cantdecide

Mickeroo wrote: »

Psychopaths are pretty common, may be a myth but apparently they tend to do quite well career wise. Supposedly quite a few CEOs of large businesses are psychopaths.

From Wikipedia

Psychopathy (/saɪˈkɒpəθi/) (or sociopathy (/ˈsoʊsiəˌpæθi/)) is defined as either an aspect of personality or as a personality disorder, characterized by enduring dissocial or antisocial behavior, a diminished capacity for empathy or remorse, and poor behavioral controls or fearless dominance. There are various definitions which are only partly overlapping and sometimes appear contradictory

I know a fair few people like that, tbh.

Ah so my cool head when others are freaking out is what made me a little nuts.

GalwayGuy2

The psycopathic answers to those questions were fairly obvious tbh.

Also, why would like to see animals in pain?

Personally, I like seeing people in pain.

Pfft, Psycopath, as if. :pac:

Menas

I need help.


Your score 64%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

Malari

64%. Seems like too few questions to really gauge properly.

Legs.Eleven

I'm a crashing bore, it transpires. I was genuine with my answers though.

cantdecide

I like heavy metal, puppies, fast things... I'm all boll*cksed up.

Merkin

Mickeroo wrote: »

Psychopaths are pretty common, may be a myth but apparently they tend to do quite well career wise. Supposedly quite a few CEOs of large businesses are psychopaths.

I was watching the programme on Saturday and two ex bosses and one ex colleague very clearly came to mind as being psychopaths. It's a lot more common than people think.

sbsquarepants

OneArt wrote: »

73 per cent.

How lovely.

holystungun9 wrote: »

87% Don't bother running the police were alerted five minutes ago. :eek:

I feel better now. I'm 71%

randy hickey

You'd be surprised how easy it is to get 100% in this!

cantdecide

randy hickey wrote: »

You'd be surprised how easy it is to get 100% in this!

Ya, when you're a total psychopath.

Sleepy

67%

TBH, I could do with some more psychopathic traits. The persuasive skills would be very handy for one's career alright.

Menas

They seemed to miss out on the key question.

"Do you like killing other humans for no reason?"

loveta

52!!! Hmmm if i am honest "which sometimes i am not :0)" it s pretty bang on my description
Feck ye any ways now ye got me thinking...........

holystungun9

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Jeeeaysus. Did you answer those questions sincerely?

PM me, don't tell her that, what do you know?, she'll figure it out,no she won't, yes, she will, the others didn't..that was different..

Dravokivich

randy hickey wrote: »

You'd be surprised how easy it is to get 100% in this!

Eh, yer not really meant to pass this test. :eek: But congrats, I guess. :pac:

I did another test with more questions and I still don't know if I'm a psychopath or not.

Bog Standard User

64%

holystungun9

Surely a show of hands would confirm things pretty quickly.













In the basement, I put the buckets in chronological order.

cantdecide

holystungun9 wrote: »

Surely a show of hands would confirm things pretty quickly.

Are you saying shadow puppeteers are psychopaths?

JumpShivers

39%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

Call Me Jimmy

61%, I know I have tendencies towards mental detachment which I feel is a strength.

The only problem with quizzes like that is knowing exactly which answers will lead to a specific result and so I'm basically deciding myself if I'm a psychopath!

Cheensbo

64%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

Shockingly accurate spiel i reckon :eek:

I actually regularly use the quote at the end

FairytaleGirl

I got 18% snore!

Although I heard a saying years ago, 'The only difference between a surgeon and a psychopath is a medical degree. Both enjoy cutting people up!'