The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

Yester

It's on RTE 1 at the moment and I notice that the elves in santas workshop are all played by children. Brilliant metaphor for the use of child labour.

My name is URL

I suppose real elves are hard to come by these days

UrbanSea

FFS you are easily offended

Yester

My name is URL wrote: »

I suppose real elves are hard to come by these days

Yes the elves won't work unless they get equity rates.

UrbanSea wrote: »

FFS you are easily offended

Not offended in the slightest. Put the little feckers to work I say.

Hande hoche!

Santa embodies white privilege.

Yester

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Santa embodies white privilege.

I'm having xmas drinks with Megyn Kelly on the 24th. Would you like to
join us?

Pumpkinseeds

Can't stand the film or Tim Allen and yet it's on here as background noise. I need to get out more:(

Vito Corleone

So many plot holes.

Hande hoche!

Yester wrote: »

I'm having xmas drinks with Megyn Kelly on the 24th. Would you like to
join us?

You're too kind. Sadly I will have to decline, busy with Christmas recipes courtesy of Paula Deen.

kneemos

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Santa embodies white privilege.

It's mostly whites that celebrate Christmas.First time I've heard Santa politicised.

Yester

Judge Reinhold from Beverly Hills Cops is in it though.

Archeron

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Can't stand the film or Tim Allen and yet it's on here as background noise. I need to get out more:(

You could watch hoarders on CBS plus one. Nothing says background noise like a woman who thinks a gone off cabbage she found under her fridge is still perfectly fine to use for dinner, once you strip off the black rotting pieces.

Hande hoche!

kneemos wrote: »

It's mostly whites that celebrate Christmas.First time I've heard Santa politicised.

You're quite correct. I've been reading too much Huffington Post.

My name is URL

Tim Allen almost served a life sentence for trafficking cocaine

...pointless fact of the day

Hande hoche!

My name is URL wrote: »

Tim Allen almost served a life sentence for trafficking cocaine

...pointless fact of the day

Yep he snitched.

Yester

My name is URL wrote: »

Tim Allen almost served a life sentence for trafficking cocaine

...pointless fact of the day

He is surrounded by a lot of the white stuff in this film as well.

Yester

Holy ****. Product placement by RedBull!

Femme_Fatale

I think it's pretty good.

Yester

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

I think it's pretty good.

I think they should have Eddie Murphy as Santa in the next one.

Yester

Damn it. Didn't win the lotto. Must stop paying the stupid tax.

Yester

All he needed was a hug!

kjl

Vito Corleone wrote: »

So many plot holes.

I think I know what the Captain is talking about. If I'm not mistaken, he's describing a paradox.

Yester

kjl wrote: »

I think I know what the Captain is talking about. If I'm not mistaken, he's describing a paradox.

Please expand.

kjl

Yester wrote: »

Please expand.

Well it was originally a quote from Data on Star Trek, but after watching the film the paradox is if he is never made into Santa, then how would he have the memories of being Santa to stop Frost.

Also, if he was never Santa, then he could never wish not to be santa which is what made Frost into Santa.

It's a time travel paradox.

Similar to shooting yourself one min in the past

Yester

Thanks kjl

I'm still a bit confused so I'm going to watch the Back to the Future Trilogy.
I'm sure that will clear things up for me.

Encrustment

Yester wrote: »

It's on RTE 1 at the moment and I notice that the elves in santas workshop are all played by children. Brilliant metaphor for the use of child labour.

Are you langers?

Yester

Encrustment wrote: »

Are you langers?

Are you insinuating I am from Cork?
I'm not from Cork (After a few beers though)

camel jockey

Yester wrote: »

I think they should have Eddie Murphy as Santa in the next one.

Not sure kids would believe a black santa.

LETHAL LADY

I ****ing hate the way Tim Allen Christmas movies aimed at young kids always include this is Santa or isn't Santa real ****. Why are they planting the seeds doubt the ****ers?.

Yester

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I ****ing hate the way Tim Allen Christmas movies aimed at young kids always include this is Santa or isn't Santa real ****. Why are they planting the seeds doubt the ****ers?.

Maybe they are preparing them for something.
The ****ers!

Yester

Too much beer and too much tv
makes yester sleepy.

Goodnight.

iguana

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I ****ing hate the way Tim Allen Christmas movies aimed at young kids always include this is Santa or isn't Santa real ****. Why are they planting the seeds doubt the ****ers?.

Loads of kids Christmas movies are full of adults (often parents) who don't believe in Santa even though in the movies' realities, he is real. I always wonder where the fúck they think the presents he brought their kids came from.

Yester

Santa. Stealing our thunder!

LETHAL LADY

iguana wrote: »

Loads of kids Christmas movies are full of adults (often parents) who don't believe in Santa even though in the movies' realities, he is real. I always wonder where the fúck they think the presents he brought their kids came from.

Tim Allen's smug face stands out though?

Yester

Bit random but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQJzK3QQl4k

I don't think so Tim