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Jukka Lampila, EFO no touch knockout guy put to the test.

  • 13-12-2013 1:19pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,188 ✭✭✭


    I'm sure a lot of you have already seen this video which is doing the rounds, but here's what happened when a guy who teaches no-touch KOs agreed to allow some sceptics attend one of his seminars.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭RoboRat


    this is better, one of them fights a MMA fighter:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭pablohoney87


    How anyone still believes in this stuff is beyond me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Mouthalmighty


    Some of these guys have a David Caresh quality to them that lure silly/vulnerable people in with talk of this nonsense (then of course take bucketloads of their money). Almost a martial art themed scientology. Might get to meet Tom Cruise I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,549 ✭✭✭✭cowzerp


    Weak minded people who fall for it and fall down by suggestion only-it's laughable at best.

    Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 200 ✭✭dubdamo


    I saw a similar one, bloke teaching "no touch knockouts". Local (it was in the states) tv news crew turn up to do a piece on him, they have him knock out his own students, had EMT's there who had the 'victims' hooked up to various monitors and it looked like it was having an actual physical affect on them. Some students from a local BJJ club showed up and volunteered to be victims. Strangely enough it had absolutely no affect on them, guy said that it doesn't work on athletes!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,188 ✭✭✭Doug Cartel


    dubdamo wrote: »
    I saw a similar one, bloke teaching "no touch knockouts". Local (it was in the states) tv news crew turn up to do a piece on him, they have him knock out his own students, had EMT's there who had the 'victims' hooked up to various monitors and it looked like it was having an actual physical affect on them. Some students from a local BJJ club showed up and volunteered to be victims. Strangely enough it had absolutely no affect on them, guy said that it doesn't work on athletes!!

    That's either George Dillman, or possibly Tom Cameron. I'd look up the videos and post them, but I'm on my phone.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭_oveless_


    The plus side for these no-touch guys is at least your kids are safe with them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 200 ✭✭dubdamo




    I'm not great at this copying links but I think this is it. You were right Doug it is Cameron, one of Dillmans students.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,188 ✭✭✭Doug Cartel


    I'm not great at this copying links

    Just stick the url between


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,188 ✭✭✭Doug Cartel


    _oveless_ wrote: »
    The plus side for these no-touch guys is at least your kids are safe with them.

    Not really http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hydrick#Present_day


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,188 ✭✭✭Doug Cartel


    Oh also, on the subject of Geroge Dilman. He's a bit of an interesting one. I don't think he's into no-touch as much as he does movie-style dim mak. He'll do demonstrations where he lightly taps one of his students in a few pressure points and causes them to drop like a sack of potatoes. So not completely paranormal, but definitely hard to believe.

    The thing is though, if you are sceptical and ask him to do it on you, supposedly he'll do a few taps and then crack you hard in the jaw with a palm heel. Probably not going to knock you out, but it's going to hurt badly and leave you pretty phased - especially if you just expecting a tap. Then with a completely straight face, he'll pretend that he just used a tap and it was all down to qi energy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭Mattyz69


    I actually trained for a bit under a Dillman affiliate over here, there wasnt anything about the EFO stuff but he has posted videos of it being done on the website.

    The pressure points were at that stage something that i thought was good, but that might have been a result of a grown man 'tapping' a 15/16 year old.

    Needless to say i am now training Jiu Jitsu and MMA, firstly because its more fun and secondly, God forbid something happens, i feel more confident in talking myself out of a bad situation because i know that the training i am doing in the above has helped..... me get fitter to run like F**K cause lets be honest a street fight aint something i want to be in.

    i would rather go home safe than think i can take the attacker on!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,188 ✭✭✭Doug Cartel


    Well, they've put up an official video of the seminar. I don't know, it looks a bit incomplete to me...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    cowzerp wrote: »
    only-it's laughable at best.

    It's downright dangerous to the poor deluded fools who pay money for it IMO. It's easy to laugh at this as it's easy to spot but the 'arts' that are less obviously nonsense are the ones that pose the greatest risk.

    Problem is, like religion, people will go to great lengths to ignore proof, especially if it highlights that they wasted their time and money. Much nicer to continue to believe they could hold their own against multiple attackers or someone with a knife.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭shantolog


    I think those techniques do work...As I was cringing in pain watching that video :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,698 ✭✭✭Gumbi


    Oh also, on the subject of Geroge Dilman. He's a bit of an interesting one. I don't think he's into no-touch as much as he does movie-style dim mak. He'll do demonstrations where he lightly taps one of his students in a few pressure points and causes them to drop like a sack of potatoes. So not completely paranormal, but definitely hard to believe.

    The thing is though, if you are sceptical and ask him to do it on you, supposedly he'll do a few taps and then crack you hard in the jaw with a palm heel. Probably not going to knock you out, but it's going to hurt badly and leave you pretty phased - especially if you just expecting a tap. Then with a completely straight face, he'll pretend that he just used a tap and it was all down to qi energy.
    After watching the EFO gys this week, I watched a lot of Dillman's videos/. He's very good at improvising. If he's demonstrating it on someone who is skeptical, he might make fun of him in front of everyone "let's try it on the guy it didn't work on". Then when demonstrating on the guy, the KO demonstration subtly turns merely into a demonstration of technique instead of a KO.

    AS you were saying, he'll touch three points, then he takes his knuckle and drives it into the guys face (by his nose) which of course is sore and the guys head moves back "you see his head move back there". And so it goes on...

    That TV piece they did on him was hilarious. I saw an edited clip which continually played the "I can do this to the biggest guy you can find, and I've done this (wtf), and put him to sleep with this finger" and "the skeptic was a totally non, non-believin (yes he said that), he moved this toe up and it nullifies it" continually, it was very funny. It was also clear he was making up that stuff as he was going along.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Mouthalmighty


    Oh sweet Jesus!! Just watched the vids. It is like a cult!! Kinda hilarious in a weird way. The lad baldy (really too much Star Wars for that guy) has magic powers. Imagine tryin this on some dude tryin to relieve you of your possessions/ life with a blade and you pull that crap off. Those poor people would be better going down to local running track and getting faster at running! <Knock you out with the force>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 507 ✭✭✭shutup


    Hi guys looking for some info in what happened next after the most famous kiai master vs mma fighter video. (You all know the one where the old guy gets kicked in the face)
    Did he just keep going on as normal as if his chi force stuff still worked? Did his student leave him or continue jumping on the group and fainting?
    Thanks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,188 ✭✭✭Doug Cartel


    shutup wrote: »
    Hi guys looking for some info in what happened next after the most famous kiai master vs mma fighter video. (You all know the one where the old guy gets kicked in the face)
    Did he just keep going on as normal as if his chi force stuff still worked? Did his student leave him or continue jumping on the group and fainting?
    Thanks

    As far as I remember he just went on as normal. I haven't looked it up in ages though and I would also be interested to know the details.


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