Enda kenny bullsh1t speech 15/12/13

Blahblah2012

How much sh1t do you expect to hear dribbling out of his gob on Sunday?

Sir Arthur Daley

Alot.

dobman88

The usual amount.

diomed

I'll make up my mind when I hear it.

kneemos

Sounds I'll advised and probably embarrassing.Nice to see him though I've nearly forgotten what he looks like.

Technoprisoner

i bet he uses the words.... green shoots of recovery and ireland is open for business lol

tritium

Blahblah2012 wrote: »

How much sh1t do you expect to hear dribbling out of his gob on Sunday?

Commenting on a speech you've yet to hear? I think you meant to post in the fortune teller thread running at the moment

stoneill

Who's doing the signing for deaf people?

theblaqueguy

Hopefully he will be announcing that he is expecting to get some coal off santa this christmas because hes been a very naughty boy this year

SV

What's so special about the 15th?

mosstin

stoneill wrote: »

Who's doing the signing for deaf people?

The two guys who did Mandela's funeral.

Phoebas

SV wrote: »

What's so special about the 15th?

Enda Kenny is going to give a national address on the occasion of Ireland leaving the bailout.
The usual malcontents are not content with the speech they haven't heard.

Fr_Dougal

It wasn't so long ago that he said that the Irish people weren't to blame for the economic crisis....then shortly after when he was being bummed by Merkle in the Swiss Alps he called us all greedy and said we were to blame.

Kenny is a fvcktard.

padd b1975

Blahblah2012 wrote: »

How much sh1t do you expect to hear dribbling out of his gob on Sunday?

A lot less than what's posted on here.

Royal Legend

Enda's doing the speech on Sunday because he has to look like he had more important things to do than go to Nelson's funeral (they only invited real world leaders )

so expect phrases like "green shoots" "yes we can" "our great nation" "I never had sexual relations with that woman" (Merkel) "its all Fianna Fails fault" " we did not realise how bad it was" the word "recovery" numerous times, possibly the phrase "light at the end of the tunnel" possibly at the end "God Bless you all, God Bless Ireland" and Happy Christmas.
No doubt there will be some mention of jobs figures also, "Ireland is open for business"
The real fun will be figuring out which famous speech he plagiarises this time

Plates

Bankers, Bondholders, What about the ordinary working man?

Thought I'd get those in early. Yawn.

thee glitz

Paddy likes to know what's going on.

Phoebas

Plates wrote: »

Bankers, Bondholders, What about the ordinary working man?

Thought I'd get those in early. Yawn.

And I bet he mentions 'bailout', 'troika', 'EU' and 'IMF'. Soooooo predictable. :rolleyes:

BMJD

Royal Legend wrote: »

Enda's doing the speech on Sunday because he has to look like he had more important things to do than go to Nelson's funeral (they only invited real world leaders )

Like Gilmore?

SEPT 23 1989

He better give us at least one of his old classics like "We have turned a corner" or i want my money back

Phoebas

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

He better give us at least one of his old classics like "We have turned a corner" or i want my money back

That's a phrase you wont hear him saying.

Turtyturd

Last time there was an address like this we were told we wouldnt need a bail out before getting one. So this will probably be to tell us we won't need a bailout to leave the bailout....before we get another bailout.

TheGoldenAges

Turtyturd wrote: »

Last time there was an address like this we were told we wouldnt need a bail out before getting one. So this will probably be to tell us we won't need a bailout to leave the bailout....before we get another bailout.

Wrong the last public address was December 2011, we were already a year into the bailout. That address was before the governments first budget.

disco1

He going to say how great we are and were a perfect example, however its the hard working irish people who have lost their bo@@ox in this whole mess.. Banks have been bailed out the poeple have not.
We have lost our homes, jobs, quality of life, businesses.
Yeah were fookin great.

Enda kenny what a..........

BMJD

disco1 wrote: »

He going to say how great we are and were a perfect example, however its the hard working irish people who have lost their bo@@ox in this whole mess.. Banks have been bailed out the poeple have not.
We have lost our homes, jobs, quality of life, businesses.
Yeah were fookin great.

Enda kenny what a..........

you seem to have mixed up Enda with the Bertie/Brian circus...

disco1

BMJD wrote: »

you seem to have mixed up Enda with the Bertie/Brian circus...

Au contraire.

Royal Legend

BMJD wrote: »

Like Gilmore?

Well you could say he is leading the labour party to oblivion :rolleyes:

Its a wonder SH1tter is not going too, or is he sorting out the peace talks in the west bank

super_furry

Never voted Fine Gael in my life and probably still won't, but I think Enda Kenny is doing a fine job in the circumstances he inherited.

Cookie_Monster

i just hope he wipes his mouth after

Gambas

I expect him to have his speech written for him by a speech writer and for it to say pretty much the same thing any other government leader anywhere would say in his position.

Royal Legend

super_furry wrote: »

Never voted Fine Gael in my life and probably still won't, but I think Enda Kenny is doing a fine job in the circumstances he inherited.

Each to their own I suppose

But IMO, he is as big a bluffer as any cnut that was in fianna fail,

you can't question him as he won't debate with anyone, mainly because he cannot stand over anything he says

he made numerous promises that he did not keep or ever intend to keep

he is full of his own importance, as well as completely full of sh1t

any **** er that sets himself up as some kind of saviour of Ireland is heading for a serious fall. The speech Sunday is all about his ego.
next up Minister Reilly telling us what a great job he is doing for the health of the country

In fairness Sunday could be termed a State of the Nation Speech

and we are in some state

Gambas

Oh, I know this is AH, but it is Friday so here goes with a little dose of common sense....

Royal Legend wrote: »

Each to their own I suppose

But IMO, he is as big a bluffer as any cnut that was in fianna fail,

oddly enough this is probably the most accurate thing in this post

you can't question him as he won't debate with anyone, mainly because he cannot stand over anything he says

You must have missed his televised debates in 2011 and 2007 general elections. Or any coverage of Dail debates.

he made numerous promises that he did not keep or ever intend to keep

I'm not sure how you can know that he never intended to keep them, as you don't seem to know him personally. I only remember him making one promise - to regain economic sovereignty and get the economy going again.

he is full of his own importance, as well as completely full of sh1t

Pomposity is a trait not normally associated with Enda Kenny. If you get the feeling he things he's that much better than you, you're in a bad place.

any **** er that sets himself up as some kind of saviour of Ireland is heading for a serious fall. The speech Sunday is all about his ego.
next up Minister Reilly telling us what a great job he is doing for the health of the country

I'd be interested to see any references to anything Enda Kenny said about him being a saviour of Ireland. That would be pretty newsworthy. For some reason I can't recall this ever happening though.

In fairness Sunday could be termed a State of the Nation Speech

and we are in some state

I don't know about you, but life seems pretty good to me.

nelly17

This could turn into a great drinking game if you down a shot every time you hear the words "Sovreignty" or "Recovery"

Gambas

nelly17 wrote: »

This could turn into a great drinking game if you down a shot every time you hear the words "Sovreignty" or "Recovery"

My money is on 'people' and 'jobs' and 'best small country in the world to have sex with woolly animals'. Maybe.

kenmc

what time and station is it on? just so I know which channels to skip while flicking around, can't afford to replace the tv if I end up putting the remote through it

Royal Legend

Gambas wrote: »

Oh, I know this is AH, but it is Friday so here goes with a little dose of common sense....



oddly enough this is probably the most accurate thing in this post



You must have missed his televised debates in 2011 and 2007 general elections. Or any coverage of Dail debates. In the televised debates that's where he told the lies, your dail debate argument is bollox, that's just people shouting at each other, he will not debate on serious subjects now.



I'm not sure how you can know that he never intended to keep them, as you don't seem to know him personally. I only remember him making one promise - to regain economic sovereignty and get the economy going again.
I think you will find that this government has admitted that they made promises they could not keep so as they could win the election, everyone does it was I think their answer



Pomposity is a trait not normally associated with Enda Kenny. If you get the feeling he things he's that much better than you, you're in a bad place.
Probably unfair on my part, its would hard for him to be superior considering he is from mayo


I'd be interested to see any references to anything Enda Kenny said about him being a saviour of Ireland. That would be pretty newsworthy. For some reason I can't recall this ever happening though.
Never said it, but he regularly references what a great job they are doing



I don't know about you, but life seems pretty good to me.

As I said, each to their own, not sure too many people will agree with you

Royal Legend

kenmc wrote: »

what time and station is it on? just so I know which channels to skip while flicking around, can't afford to replace the tv if I end up putting the remote through it

Similar train of thought with me and the missus as well

dj jarvis

I predict he's going to rick roll us

OldRio

Will not change a thing.
He could do a song and dance routine or just stare at the camera and pick his nose because it doesn't matter.

The pricks that voted him in have exactly the same herd mentality as the pricks who voted for the other shower.
They will all stand in line to vote at the next election and do what they are told to do by their masters. Baa baa baa.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

keeponhurling

I know this is a very non-AH answer, but can anyone explain what exactly "leaving the bailout" means?

We still obviously have a huge debt from bailing out the banks which we'll be paying off over the next 40 odd years.

Does this mean we stop borrowing? Or just that we stop emergency borrowing, and go back to borrowing on the markets?

SEPT 23 1989

keeponhurling wrote: »

I know this is a very non-AH answer, but can anyone explain what exactly "leaving the bailout" means?

We still obviously have a huge debt from bailing out the banks which we'll be paying off over the next 40 odd years.

Does this mean we stop borrowing? Or just that we stop emergency borrowing, and go back to borrowing on the markets?

Its a celebration for the elite,they thought for a brief few moments that when the microscope was turned on the country by the German Union their lifestyles might have to change

it never happened

clink clink

paulbok

Who's up for a game of bulls^1t bingo during the speech?

Cross off the cliché as he says it. Get a full line to win.

Winner gets 1000 shares in Anglo Irish Bank.*


Previous Government Austerity Share the pain Tough choices
Recovery Bailout Sovereignty Troika
Friends in Europe Open for Business Turned a corner Green Shoots
Tax Adjustment Children’s future IMF Little steps




* this may be untrue

Satriale

SeanW

keeponhurling wrote: »

Does this mean we stop borrowing? Or just that we stop emergency borrowing, and go back to borrowing on the markets?

Bingo

nelly17

keeponhurling wrote: »

I know this is a very non-AH answer, but can anyone explain what exactly "leaving the bailout" means?

We still obviously have a huge debt from bailing out the banks which we'll be paying off over the next 40 odd years.

Does this mean we stop borrowing? Or just that we stop emergency borrowing, and go back to borrowing on the markets?

Yes apparently the fact that we can now stop borrowing from Peter but instead also have to borrow from Paul is a cause for a celebration.

Did we not get a lower fixed intrest rate from the Troika and IMF than we could potentially get on the bond markets? or am i imagining this

Femme_Fatale

It's amusing the way people pretend he's as bad as Bertie. I know a bit, but I'm not as hugely informed regarding Irish politics as many others, yet even I can tell that saying "Enda Kenny is a whatever" is just a meaningless, generic statement that could be applied to any politician ever, and is probably just said because he is a politician. He's an utterly benign individual.

It's a pity the "Let's bash anyone who's a politician because they're a politician" crowd wouldn't just stay over at TheJournal.ie.

.jacksparrow.

This is going to be some cringefest, definitely will have my popcorn at the ready.

wretcheddomain

I think it's pretty obvious what he's going to announce - dissolution of government while instating himself as Supreme Lord of Ireland.

force eleven

Thanks guys for paying back the billionaire gamblers their investment. They couldn't and still cannot believe their luck.

I won't be listening to the garbage.

Blahblah2012

tritium wrote: »

Commenting on a speech you've yet to hear? I think you meant to post in the fortune teller thread running at the moment

Nice1 Enda. Witty guy.

Looking forward to more of that wit on Sunday.

Blahblah2012

padd b1975 wrote: »

A lot less than what's posted on here.

True I mean there are a number of FG sheep grazing on here