Shopping for Faps

blaze1

http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/12/eugenio-freitas-shopper-caught-masturbating-in-sainsburys-meat-aisle-4228212/?ITO=facebook

A grandfather caught masturbating in a Sainsbury’s meat aisle has been banned from every supermarket in UK.

Eugenio Freitas, 49, was recorded on CCTV pleasuring himself through his trousers for ten minutes at a store in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire.

The married father-of-four pleaded guilty to outraging public decency and was handed a six-month suspended prison sentence on Wednesday.

A court heard how Mr Freitas had ‘fully intended’ to go shopping on July 8 but became overwhelmed by his ‘excessive sexual drive’.

‘At first a member of staff gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was adjusting himself,’ said prosecutor Marcus Harry.

But she was then called to the CCTV area after a shopper complained to a security officer.

‘The staff member and security officer viewed CCTV of the defendant.

‘He was seen for about ten minutes with his hands down his trousers and in his pocket with his hands moving around. ‘

The offender was put on the sex offenders’ register in 2010 after being found guilty of exposing himself – also in a supermarket.

He has been banned from entering Britain’s supermarkets unless he is supervised by an adult.


Has to be worth a try in Lidls

Aglomerado

Gives a whole new definition to "beating your meat". He and Neil Prendeville should compare notes.

blaze1

I've fully intended to do lots of things, but **** has got in the way. I just decided to stay in.

D1stant

Those 2-for-1 offers often have that effect

Specialun

do they charge extra for that

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

its not like he got it out or anything, whats the problem

donvito99

Que Jizz-Meat scandal.

Aglomerado

He probably saw a nice pair of Melons.

preston johnny

Well in all fairness his Wife did tell him to go to Sainsburys for a ham shank...

whiskeyman

"Do you come here often?"

gramar

He was slapping the wrong salami.