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Funny lesbian holiday slogan?

  • 11-12-2013 4:24am
    #1
    bacon?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭


    Hi guys, I'm putting together a lesbian tee shirt for the holidays... but need a funny xmas or new years slogan... any ideas?

    Cheers


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  • #2
    Arawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    Do lesbians have a specific holiday? I can't see the market taking off tbh


  • #3
    _Redzer_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    Arawn wrote: »
    Do lesbians have a specific holiday? I can't see the market taking off tbh

    I keep telling you, Lesbonica really is a biannual holiday for the very last time!


  • #4
    The Narrator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭The Narrator


    bacon? wrote: »
    Hi guys, I'm putting together a lesbian tee shirt for the holidays... but need a funny xmas or new years slogan... any ideas?

    Cheers

    A lesbian is for life, not just for Christmas.


  • #5
    Arawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    _Redzer_ wrote: »
    I keep telling you, Lesbonica really is a biannual holiday for the very last time!

    Don't be silly, that's only a national holiday in lesbonia


  • #6
    bacon?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭bacon?


    Arawn wrote: »
    Do lesbians have a specific holiday? I can't see the market taking off tbh

    Sorry, should have been more specific... not an actual holiday, just a christmas or new year related slogan, example, "last year I gave you my heart and the very next day you told me you're gay"


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  • #7
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    "Fancy a kiss?

    With this image (kinda NSFW)


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    "Fancy a kiss?

    With this image (kinda NSFW)

    You're supposed to kiss them on the lips!


    Oh wait.


  • #9
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Merry Bean Flicking.


  • #10
    Enright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Enright


    Leispiach is gaylick for lesbian


  • #11
    jellyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    my lips are shaking looking at you..

    cheese is so last year,fish is where its at ..

    Wet and wild...


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  • #12
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    I (heart) Vagina


  • #13
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Happy Shaven Haven Holidays.


  • #14
    mutley18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,231 ✭✭✭mutley18


    I kissed Mrs Claus under the Mistletoe.


  • #15
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Scissor me timbers


  • #16
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,977 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Scissor me timbers

    Also username win! :D


  • #17
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    'Happy Holigays'


  • #18
    hardCopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    Don we now our Gay apparel


  • #19
    fergal.b
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,344 Mod ✭✭✭✭fergal.b


    I eat Beaver at xmas.





    .


  • #20
    bacon?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭bacon?


    Cheers guys, keep em comming


  • #21
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    A picture like this one

    No sausage stuffing in our house.


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  • #22
    weisses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,732 ✭✭✭weisses


    Join the club


    Where eating out is mandatory


  • #23
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Jingle Belles (NSFW)

    http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mL2tT6mDb0HDiQvnVfBiKZA.jpg


  • #24
    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,790 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    Dyke the Halls...


  • #25
    ICOcarbiens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10 ✭ICOcarbiens


    Jesus loves you.


  • #26
    chopper6
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭chopper6


    Do people want to be reminded,via t-shirt of your sexuality?

    I remember the "sex Instructor,first lesson free t-shirts" and it seemed only halfwits wore them.


  • #27
    swimming in a sea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭swimming in a sea


    there was good one on American Dad, the girl had "Eat out more often" tattooed on her waist, I just did a Google search with that quote and there is t-shirts all over the place for it:eek:


  • #28
    Rochelle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭Rochelle


    Gobble, gobble, gobble


    Have a Fannytastic holiday


  • #29
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3I6eIowAe7I/SyagRSRUd_I/AAAAAAAAAkk/ShxLYQS1ojk/s1600/Copy+DS+Lesbian+nativity+DSC_0277.JPG


  • #30
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    At Christmas, all lesbians are gay.


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  • #31
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    'lesbians on the lash gash'


  • #32
    Daqster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Merry Muffmas.


  • #33
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    'I saw mommy kissing Mrs. Claus'


  • #34
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Gay Belles in the snow.


  • #35
    D-FENS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,143 ✭✭✭D-FENS


    Silent Night, Horny Dyke?.....


  • #36
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    I kissed a girl and I liked it......so much so that shortly later I told my parents and despite a difficult period we've patched up our relationship. I now campaign for marriage equality. I avoid heels and dresses like the plague. And I own a cat.

    Not sure if it will fit on a T-shirt


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  • #37
    NeptunesMoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭NeptunesMoon


    A Threesome of Ho's?


  • #38
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Merry Clitsmas?


  • #39
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    I'm allergic to nuts.


  • #40
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    To open box,use scissors


  • #41
    Daqster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Give, Receive But Never Conceive?


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  • #42
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    'Do forget the stuffing this christmas'

    'Shake a tree this christmas'


  • #43
    Daqster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Merry Fistmas.


  • #44
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Does it have to be text?

    I suggest this image but with sexy lady legs, red tights, black stilettos, maybe.


  • #45
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Christmas time, cameltoe and wine


  • #46
    Daqster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Christmas comes but once a year, but lick a dyke and she'll come all year.


  • #47
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    'This year try a lesbian, the best box you'll get this Christmas'


  • #48
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

    a nice hot tongue up my horny wet gee.


  • #49
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    This thread takes some licking.


  • #50
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Don't forget to wash the turkey baster before basting the turkey.


  • #51
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Merry four in the pink, two in the stink Christmas.


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