Have you ever heard of someone "having ire"

HeadPig

Seems to be a sort of malady that irritates the posterior and causes them to walk funny. Anyone heard of this? Am I spelling it right and what is the origin of the word - is it the same ire as anger?

hansfrei

Who is "ire"

pickarooney

I've heard that some people lack ire and that can make them slip and walk funny.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Ire never heard of it, I think you made it up.

The Backwards Man

I exude ire.

For Forks Sake

pickarooney wrote: »

I've heard that some people lack ire and that can make them slip and walk funny.

I see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqPNntsSqRM

HeadPig

HeadPig wrote: »

Seems to be a sort of malady that irritates the posterior and causes them to walk funny. Anyone heard of this? Am I spelling it right and what is the origin of the word - is it the same ire as anger?

Yeah, have heard of that before think it's similar to 'red eye' or 'ring sting', bit of sudo and you'll be grand.

HeadPig

Deleted User wrote: »

Yeah, have heard of that before think it's similar to 'red eye' or 'ring sting', bit of sudo and you'll be grand.

Sounds about right. I'm not suffering from it but thanks for your concern.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Heard it said about annoying people,

"She"d put ire on Vaseline"

bodhrandude

Unless its Rastafari King of Kings Son of the Lion of Judah IRIE IRIE!
King Stitt

Einhard

A slice of cold ham on the inside of each leg is a great cure for the ire.

Not speaking from experience of course.

up for anything

Used to be all the go years ago. Adult nappy rash.

Yamanoto

A pal introduced me to the word, explaining it was an affliction particular to the larger man, caused by chafing of the inner thighs.

So when you see someone doing the fat guy walk about town this Xmas, spare a thought that they're soldiering on about their business, while Krakatoa cruelly erupts somewhere south of their own equator.

feargale

My granny used the word long ago, when we were in short pants and peed on the side of tge leg. It was an irritation of the skin.

PizzamanIRL

I put the 'ire' in 'Ireland'

Gyalist

Yamanoto wrote: »

A pal introduced me to the word, explaining it was an affliction particular to the larger man, caused by chafing of the inner thighs.

Where I come from it's called Chub Rub and there's a whole industry selling products to help alleviate it.

Agonist

Women with pendulous breasts can get it if they don't wear a bra on a hot day. Try medicated talc or Bepanthen that tattoo people use.

WilyCoyote

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I put the 'ire' in 'Ireland'

Possibly the same fellow that put the cnut in Scunthorpe

winnie the schtink

also known as 'a whore of an ire':pac:

JonEBGud

That "Ire" is an awful pain in the arse.

Mickey H

For Forks Sake wrote: »

I see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqPNntsSqRM

Not ire, but definately a sore hole.

Cookie_Monster

no, but I have heard of being 'being iresome'

anncoates

It's a common apocalyptic malady in Reggae music.

Auldloon

Yes I used suffer from it when I was a shower dodging teenage dirtbag. Showering every day seems to have cured it completely.