First names nobody deserves to have in 2013

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Cyril eg. Cyril Smith

Horace eg. Horace Reilly

Virgil eg. Virgil McDuff

Manfred eg. Manfred Nugent

Pippa eg. Pippa Purcell

Geoffrey eg. Geoffrey Lincoln

Derf eg. Derf Peters

Flatus eg. Flatus Fluff

Cedric eg. Cedric Bernard

Hilda eg. Hilda Darcy

Almost feel like vomiting after writing that, what ones can you think of?

The_Pretender

Marian, Audrey

lc180

Adolf

gg2

Francis and Vincent

I really like the name Pippa though! Its sweet!

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gg2 wrote: »

Francis and Vincent

I really like the name Pippa though! Its sweet!

I bet your username stands for Gertrude Gilroy...

Rekop dog

Gladys

dewsbury

You should be able to ring your local pizza shop in Dublin or Manchester.

When then ask your name then they should understand what you say.

So, don't go for odd , ethnic names .... especially if you like pizza.

NegativeCreep

North West
Ivy Blue

Holsten

Cedric?! Horace?! Pippa?!

I dunno, I like them!

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Holsten wrote: »

Cedric?! Horace?! Pippa?!

I dunno, I like them!

Coming from a Holsten?

Larianne

Was Cedric one of the Raccoons?

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The_Pretender wrote: »

Marian, Audrey

A particularly grotesque name.

Larianne wrote: »

Was Cedric one of the Raccoons?

Yes.

Let's not forget the equally abominable name, Cyril, who also starred in the Raccoons...Cyril Sneer.

Stanley. One of the ugliest men's names ever.

I quite like traditional names generally, it's the D'shawns of the world that I feel sorry for, not the Williams.

Banjo String

John. (3:13)

BNMC

Finbar.

SimonTemplar

Josephine

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Hilary

BonsaiKitten

Moon Unit.
Dweezil.
Pilot Inspektor.
Fifi Trixibelle.

Larianne

Barry.

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Quincy

bluestrawberry

Wayne kerr (say it fast)

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Francie

Maud

Phylis

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Mary

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Rekop dog wrote: »

Mary

Thanks for fetching that one Rekop!

Wilfred

Banjo String

BNMC wrote: »

Finbar.

Out. Get out now.

Red Kev

Ulick ....... Ulick Magee.

Gay...... Gay Bird (instead of Charlie Bird) and it's close cousin....

Gaylord !!!


and for the girls..

Fanny

Virginia

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Eunice

Always painfully reminds me of that wrinkly old trout from Fair City.

Speaking of Fair City, they've got their fair share of dreadful names.

Malachee

Dolores

Bela

Christy Phelan

Larianne

OP, are you picking these names from a book of Old Persons Names? :pac:

Rekop dog

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Thanks for fetching that one Rekop!

Wilfred

I associate it with old people and travellers.

Vera
Gabriel
Una
Agnes
Elsie

Grayson

Fiachra. You need to gob up a load of phlegm to say it properly.

Jacinta
Immaculata
Concepta

MurdyWurdy

Turlough

Saw someone I'm acquainted with had a baby and called him Odin. I can't decide if that's ridiculous or awesome!

gg2

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I bet your username stands for Gertrude Gilroy...

Gertie to you:D

Feilim is another one..... and Mary.

fussyonion

Conor. Sinead. Turlough. Catherine. Nuala. Una. Maura. Rita. Paula. Noeleen. Ursula.

BNMC

Banjo String wrote: »

Out. Get out now.

Seriously?

eggnog98

Larianne wrote: »

Barry.

I spilled my half carton of self-esteem when i saw this.



And no, I'm not a plumber before anyone asks!

passremarkable

Norbert

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Phlegm

Grayson

lc180 wrote: »

Adolf

And Osama

old_aussie

Cletus

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Grayson wrote: »

And Osama

I once knew a guy called Osama bin Hitler in school, we were all blown away by his talents in the end.

Cool_CM

Gobnait

fussyonion

fussyonion wrote: »

Conor. Sinead. Turlough. Catherine. Nuala. Una. Maura. Rita. Paula. Noeleen. Ursula.

Nuala is horrible. Quite like Catherine though.

Maeve and Caomihe belong in Room 101 too.

Meangadh

Fanny
Randy

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Harold

Meangadh wrote: »

Fanny
Randy

A marriage made in heaven...

sharpish

any name that combines a country and; A flower, Colour, Month ,season or fruit.

India Rose comes to mind but I'm sure you've all come across examples

and Finally any name after a country, city or fruit is just wrong

Marvin
Melvin
Melville
Nigel
David (good name, but half the men I know between 20 and 40 are called David, it's time to let go)
Imelda
Esme.

spankysue

For the girls:

Ethel
Margaret
Mary
Bernadette

For the boys:

Kevin
Gary
Keith
Francis

Dyr

Banjo String wrote: »

Out. Get out now.

****ing A.

Finbar is the best name of all

The names Furey.

Finbar Furey.

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Bambi wrote: »

Finbar

Anything is better than f**king Bambi...

Missyelliot2

fussyonion wrote: »

Conor. Sinead. Turlough. Catherine. Nuala. Una. Maura. Rita. Paula. Noeleen. Ursula.

I like Conor and Catherine .....Both no nonsense!
Hate Chelsea /katelyn and dympna and Roy