There's nothing better in life than..........?

Wacker The Attacker

Sometimes it's the simple things in life that give us the most pleasure.

What little thing in life give you a lot of enjoyment.

The sunday hangover ****?

An explosive fart?

theblaqueguy

Theres not better in life than..........

Watermelon and fried chicken!
Yum Yum

Frynge

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Sometimes it's the simple things in life that give us the most pleasure.

What little thing in life give you a lot of enjoyment.

The sunday hangover ****?

An explosive fart?

The explosive fart is all well and good,

The enjoyment comes once you make sure you didn't s8it yourself.

dodderangler

Big whopper steak served with fried onions

Wacker The Attacker

Frynge wrote: »

The explosive fart is all well and good,

The enjoyment comes once you make sure you didn't s8it yourself.

True enough. You should have a fair idea of the farts consistency before you let rip though?

irish bloke

Then brown town

kfallon

Scratching an itchy hole thru the medium of farting

SilverScreen

A cup of coffee and a cigarette.

Or a pint of lager and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps.

Starscream25

Making love to your hand

camel jockey

Giving yourself a dutch oven is certainly up there.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

I get a good kick out of writing threatening letters to celebrities.

tim3000

A mug of tea on a cold day.

Or blasting through the alkali flats in a jet powered monkey navigated....

mcwinning

Waking up in the morning after a big night still having money.

Then taking a massive hangover dump and after a tactical safety wipe realizing there isn't anything to clean.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Frynge wrote: »

The explosive fart is all well and good,

The enjoyment comes once you make sure you didn't s8it yourself.

The one thing I have learned as I get older in this life is to never trust a fart.

Rho b

Snuggling in bed with the other half on a pissing wet weekend morning and rolling over for yet another sleep.....zzzzzzzz

vicwatson

The coal fire blazing on a Friday night after a slap up scoff and a rake of cold tinnies in the fridge, and the weekend still to come!

handbagmad

A good cry...

Korvanica

Recursion

Lando Griffin

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

I get a good kick out of writing threatening letters to celebrities.

You do have to post them as well you know?

Wacker The Attacker

handbagmad wrote: »

A good cry...

Preferably rolled up in bed whilst masturbating furiously

Tasden

New socks, especially if you just came in from the rain
or new/fresh sheets on the bed
taking the sticky protector sheet thing off a new phone
cold side of the pillow

irish bloke

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Preferably rolled up in bed whilst masturbating furiously

There appears to be an awful lot of **** in this thread??

Wacker The Attacker

irish bloke wrote: »

There appears to be an awful lot of **** in this thread??

Indeed. Sure dont we all do it?

Rho b

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Indeed. Sure dont we all do it?

Only the one's who don't do it for you :P

johnayo

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Indeed. Sure dont we all do it?

95% of the male population ****.........
The other 5% are liars:pac:

Hooked

Posting on boards with your right hand...
With an 18 year old Jameson in the left.

rosie16

why has nobody mentioned chesse!! xD

Ihatecuddles

rosie16 wrote: »

why has nobody mentioned chesse!! xD

Oh nice darts! Brie, definitely one of the best things in the world.

brevity

Rho b wrote: »

Snuggling in bed with the other half on a pissing wet weekend morning and rolling over for yet another sleep.....zzzzzzzz

Read that all wrong!

ringadingding

Waking up with a hangover and there's 2 ice cold cans of coke in the fridge.

Not bottles. Cans.


A squidgy buttery rasher Sanger

The Diabolical Monocle

Closing your door on the world.


screw yuh guys ..... aam going hewme

Cee-Jay-Cee

rosie16 wrote: »

why has nobody mentioned chesse!! xD

Dick cheese???

Personally I think there's nothing like a good ride to start the day.

bigron2109

Chocolate. I love Chocolate.

Witchie

Bed. Am hankering for it about now. Been up since just after 5 and cant go to bed til after 3am coz have to drop my son to bus for school trip. The thoughts of snuggling down and not having to get up in the morning are just about keeping me sane.

wandatowell

fartin'

SusieBlue

A nice clean warm house, with the fire lighting, while its freezing cold outside. A few yankee candles burning too.

Then a hot bath with aromatherapy oils and Lush goodies. Fresh new clean pj's and socks. Ignoring my hair and just tying it into a lump on the top of my head without bothering to style it or dry it.

Sitting down in front of the telly and hot fire after the bath to watch your favourite movies, while eating your favourite dinner. In my case I'd have a ceaser salad or a carbonara, followed by a massive slice of cheesecake. After that its time to open the Pinot Grigio. After a nice bottle of that, a cup of tea with a few yummy biscuits to get you to the end of the movie.

Then up to bed, into fresh, clean sheets with the electric blanket on, for a lovely night sleep and a lie in the next morning.

In case it wasn't obvious enough, the easiest way to please me is with yummy food and comfy surroundings. I probably sound really lazy but nothing beats it in my book :pac:

osarusan

Limerick FC being rewarded for sustained pressure by scoring a late late winner.

Jonny Blaze

What is best in life?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc

stefan idiot jones

MOTORHEAD.

ruthloss

When the alarm goes off, turning over to the OH's vacated side of the bed and knowing the cup of tea is on it's way.

Gokei

A cuddle from my daughter

KTRIC

A nice gut wrenching dump first thing in the morning, the type of one where the scales have dropped some points and you actually stand back in admiration of your work. Only to realise that one flush isn't going to do it !! :O

crow_eat_crow

Waking up on a Monday morning, and then remembering it's a Bank Holiday...

sebastianlieken

getting home, closing the door on the world, climbing into bed, and hiding from life.

Gannicus

Been woken by a [EMAIL="w@nk"]w@nk[/EMAIL] from your missus up on a Saturday or Sunday Morning because she's feeling randy, getting the ride and going back to sleep after.







(Oh how I miss that. Should have thought about that before I called it a day..... Stupid, stupid Steve)

Hooked

Hooked wrote: »

Posting on boards with your right hand...
With an 18 year old Jameson in the left.

What's his first name?

Hoop66

There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of a slipper with a biro

SparkySpitfire

Bacon and cheese sambo nom nom nom

sparksfly

"Prefer vag, oral or a good oily tit **** meself. "

Taken from another AH thread but is probably relevant here.

The_Pretender

Waking up and realising you still jave an hour before you need to be up.

Maximus Alexander

Sex and cheeseburgers.