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Quote of the year...

  • 24-11-2013 2:36pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭


    On RTE, just now..

    "I'm not joking...Ireland are leading by 12 points..."

    Legendary...


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    You can just sense that this is one of those threads where it reaches its post limit and a whole new PART TWO thread has to be erected to facilitate the contagious enthusiasm for this most important of topics.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭The Dom


    My vote for quote of 2013 goes to, Roy Keane:

    "I know you scored tonight Robbie, but you do know that when they where chanting Keano, they meant me, right?"


    May or may not have happened.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    "I"ll have the custard creams please love"

    Dermot,Fair City.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    It will be quoted up there with the likes of Déscartes "I think, therefore I am"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    It will be quoted up there with the likes of Déscartes "I think, therefore I am"

    Or I am therefore I think.

    (Eckhart Tolle voice, stoned look, woolly jumper)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    greenpilot wrote: »
    On RTE, just now..

    "I'm not joking...Ireland are leading by 12 points..."

    Legendary...

    I think it has been trumped by 'fcuk, Sexton'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    "I'm gonna be the first hip-hop designer and because of that I'm gonna be bigger than Wal-Mart." - Mr. Kardashian


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    You can just sense that this is one of those threads where it reaches its post limit and a whole new PART TWO thread has to be erected to facilitate the contagious enthusiasm for this most important of topics.

    So is this the first or the second thread?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    "I was just eating my McDonald's

    Charles Ramsey. Amanda Berry's rescuer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Spoiler:

    Do you remember 2012's quote? 2011's? So this doesn't really matter at all then. I'm going to go take a poo.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Overheal wrote: »
    I'm going to go take a poo.

    At Pauls?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,973 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    "Ah, I see you know your Judo well."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭FreshKnickers


    Got a feckin great quote this year alright, fully comp, €80 less than last years quote. Might buy meself a new microwave with the savings.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    "Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line."
    - Warren Gatland on dropping O'Driscoll for the final Lions game.

    "I don't know why people have divided the whole world into two groups, west and east. Education is neither eastern nor western, education is education and it's the right of every human being."
    - Malala Yousafzai after winning the EU human rights prize.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    amazy balls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,733 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    "I get a thrill from seeing women's underwear" - Tokyo policeman arrested for taking upskirt photos of girls on escalators.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,037 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    "You can forget about Sean Cavanagh as a man"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    You can just sense that this is one of those threads where it reaches its post limit and a whole new PART TWO thread has to be erected to facilitate the contagious enthusiasm for this most important of topics.

    You were spot on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Joan Rivers on photos of Jennifer Lawrence:

    "She's been touched up more than a choir boy at the Vatican."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    "Not for me, baby"

    Eamonn Dunphy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,591 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    "I'll need to insert a finger"

    Doc's office.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Mel B, on spending Christmas in Africa with the lovely Robert Mugabe: "I said to the kids: 'Do you want to go to Africa and see lions, tigers and bears or stay at home and watch TV all day?' It was a no-brainer."

    Unless he has a private zoo, I'd say the kids were pretty disappointed. No-brainer is right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 152 ✭✭doulikeit


    "Ah, I see you know your Judo well."

    he was right though why did they arrest him all he was doing was eating a meal a succulent Chinese meal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    "Ah, I see you know your Judo well."

    GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    I wanna go back inside mommy.

    Ralph Wiggum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    "Do you remember 2012's quote? 2011's?
    So this doesn't really matter at all then.
    I'm going to go take a poo."

    - Overheal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie goo
    Ging gang goo
    Ging gang goo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie goo
    Ging gang goo
    Ging gang goo

    Yes. Never were these words more important (or true). Thanks for this :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    "glorified piss" - Luke Ming Flanagan in Dail Eireann.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Daqster wrote: »
    Joan Rivers on photos of Jennifer Lawrence:

    "She's been touched up more than a choir boy at the Vatican."

    I enjoy the undercurrent of seething hatred on Fashion police.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    "not so much the elephant in the room, but a herd of elephants".

    Mary MacAleese.


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