What if God was one of us?

Captain Farrell

What would his name be? Where would he live? What he would he do for a living? You know, assuming he wanted to be incognito.


Derek Smith, a plasterer from Wolverhampton I think.


*thread requires suspension of disbelief, as of course there is/may be no God.

WilyCoyote

Brendan Kilkenny or Richie Kavanagh

ectoraige

I don't believe in suspending disbelief; sadly I will not be able to participate in this thread.

Hazys

He'd be a carpenter somewhere in the middle east.

Captain Farrell

Hazys wrote: »

He'd be a carpenter somewhere in the middle east.

Nah, that's his son.

shanered

Jesus
Bethlehem
Carpenter

But if you changed Bethlehem with Ireland, he would most probably be on the dole.

lahalane

God wouldnt get a minutes peace and would end up blowing the planet up.

Or alternatively, the world would be a lot better because he wouldnt have made so many mistakes like famine, war and reality tv.

Captain Farrell

lahalane wrote: »

God wouldnt get a minutes peace and would end up blowing the planet up.

Or alternatively, the world would be a lot better because he wouldnt have made so many mistakes like famine, war and reality tv.

way to keep it light-hearted.

The Dom

You calling one of us a slob??

Thread reported.

Muise...

i never liked that song.

Hazys

Captain Farrell wrote: »

Nah, that's his son.

I thought that god, Jesus and the holy spirit were all one dude or something like that.

Ok so a 3rd of him will be a midget carpenter somewhere in the middle east.

No idea what the other 2/3 of him would be up to?

NUTZZ

I thought this was going to be a Joan Osborne appreciation thread...how disappointing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_PawcvFrMQ

Pherekydes

His name is Aaron and he lives in Wisconsin. :pac:

Mint Aero

Nigel Willis, IT, from sad place in Dublin. Is also a fan of Apple :rolleyes:

force eleven

Morgan Freeman.

Bipolar Joe

Head CEO of a multi-national book publisher called Geoff.

I have an idea for a radio play, here God moves in with a dude called Greg and his girlfriend. He's invisible and omnipotent and needy and then hijinks ensue.

Sir Humphrey Appleby

Captain Farrell wrote: »

What would his name be? Where would he live? What he would he do for a living? You know, assuming he wanted to be incognito.


Derek Smith, a plasterer from Wolverhampton I think.


*thread requires suspension of disbelief, as of course there is/may be no God.

His name would be Zaph, he would live on Boards.ie, he would be Commander of the Internet.:D

Banjo String

randy hickey

If God were one of us, living here among us right now, He'd be richer than a retired Fianna Fáil politician.

If we're all God's children, I wouldn't want to be queueing behind Him in the post office on Mickey Money day.

Yellow121

I'm not sure but I know for certain the OP is wrong, there's just no way that God was/is a Brit.

Rayne Wooney

If God were one of us he'd be locked up in a mental home somewhere, with him growing angrier every day until he murders us all accept the family that come to see him every week and bring him Jaffa Cakes, they'll be saved to repopulate the earth.

le la rat

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

If God were one of us he'd be locked up in a mental home somewhere, with him growing angrier every day until he murders us all accept the family that come to see him every week and bring him Jaffa Cakes, they'll be saved to repopulate the earth.

Maybe he would be happy to stay in there and get medicated for our sins

kneemos

God was one of us.

wp_rathead

Captain Farrell wrote: »

What would his name be? Where would he live? What he would he do for a living? You know, assuming he wanted to be incognito.


Derek Smith, a plasterer from Wolverhampton I think.


*thread requires suspension of disbelief, as of course there is/may be no God.

*cups mouth like Tarzan*
SEXIIIIIIIIIST..

kneemos

Pretty sure he wouldn't have a religion.

Lapin

kneemos wrote: »

God was one of us.

Still is.

He goes under the name Lapin these days !

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Captain Farrell wrote: »

What would his name be? Where would he live? What he would he do for a living? You know, assuming he wanted to be incognito.


Derek Smith, a plasterer from Wolverhampton I think.


*thread requires suspension of disbelief, as of course there is/may be no God.

Luis Sruarez, playing professional football in Liverpool. Next question?

Rayne Wooney

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Luis Suarez, playing professional football in Liverpool. Next question?

I always wondered why Adam and Eve were white and creationist refuse to believe we're all from black origin.. hmmmm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

I always wondered why Adam and Eve were white and creationist refuse to believe we're all from black origin.. hmmmm

Come on, not even God beliees in creationism. I mean, let's have some degree of reality, here!

pharmaton

Jesus Hates Luis Suarez. btw God says you can kiss her arse.

Rainbow CatMagic

Bill Gates gave us the computer and donated all the money to poor. He could probably afford to wire his conciousness into the internet and gain omnipotence aswell.
There's your god.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

pharmaton wrote: »

Jesus Hates Luis Suarez. btw God says you can kiss her arse.

Yeah, well, according to the Westboro Baptist Church, Jesus hates everyone, so I hardly think we can that that point seriously!

dd972

Maybe Richard Dawkins on a false flag operation