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Bought a €2 mouse in the two euro shop

  • 14-11-2013 10:32pm
    #1
    Blue Crystal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭


    Bástardin thing doesnt work and never got a receipt well fúck them


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  • #2
    decisions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭decisions


    Caveat emptor


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    How much did you pay for it?


  • #4
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Unlucky saaaan! :pac:


  • #5
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Doesn't work? what's it supposed to do?!


  • #6
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Should've gone to Petersons OP.


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  • #7
    Spring Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,087 ✭✭✭Spring Onion


    Was it made of chocolate?


  • #8
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Blue Crystal wrote: »
    Bástardin thing doesnt work and never got a receipt well fúck them

    How does a mouse not work? Is it not squeaking or what?


  • #9
    Blue Crystal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Blue Crystal


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    How much did you pay for it?

    About two euro trigger


  • #10
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Always wondered why some things in the €2 shop cost €2.49


  • #11
    theblaqueguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭theblaqueguy


    I wouldn't expect anything you purchase there to be of good quality!

    You would of been better off buying a €2 scratchcard


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  • #12
    camel jockey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭camel jockey


    Is this one of those computer mouses?


  • #13
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Doesn't work? what's it supposed to do?!

    Who knows but it could at least get up and look for a job.


  • #14
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Blue Crystal wrote: »
    About two euro trigger
    You never specified that in the OP. :p


  • #15
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Blue Crystal wrote: »
    Bástardin thing doesnt work and never got a receipt well fúck them

    Did ya put the batteries into it


  • #16
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    I've two mice and they are like pinky and the brain, one gets caught in the traps and the other one just laughs (or squeaks) at him.

    I just end up letting him go then.


  • #17
    Blue Crystal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Blue Crystal


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Did ya put the batteries into it

    Tried turning it on and off too :P


  • #18
    camel jockey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭camel jockey


    Potentially ambiguous thread title. Should be 'Bought a €2 mouse in the two euro shop for €2'.


  • #19
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I once bought earphones in a €2 shop.

    They were horrendous. I thought about going in to get a refund but figured the response would be along the lines of "You paid €2 for headphones, what did you expect? Knobhead."


    Lesson learned.


  • #20
    Blue Crystal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Blue Crystal


    Seachmall wrote: »
    I once bought earphones in a €2 shop.

    They were horrendous. I thought about going in to get a refund but figured the response would be along the lines of "You paid €2 for headphones, what did you expect? Knobhead."


    Lesson learned.

    Cúnts the lot of them, well im going in tomorrwo and if they dont refund Im going to slot one of them


  • #21
    FreshKnickers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭FreshKnickers


    Seachmall wrote: »
    I once bought earphones in a €2 shop.

    They were horrendous. I thought about going in to get a refund but figured the response would be along the lines of "You paid €2 for headphones, what did you expect? Knobhead."


    Lesson learned.

    They can't take them back if they've been in your ears :eek:

    (Or played any One Direction songs through them, surprisingly.)


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  • #22
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Selling live animals in shops; it's terrible Joe:(


  • #23
    constance tench
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 862 ✭✭✭constance tench


    does it have a tail?


  • #24
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Terribly inexpensive and most likely of poor quality too.


  • #25
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Oh a mouse


  • #26
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Please tell me I'm not the only one who didn't realise it was a computer mouse :o


  • #27
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    FreshKnickers wrote: »
    They can't take them back if they've been in your ears :eek:

    (Or played any One Direction songs through them, surprisingly.)

    They have to if they're not fit for purpose (and these were definitely fit for purpose, I could barely hear Adele in between the static!)


  • #28
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    I bought a USB humping dog on ebay and it never came


  • #29
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    SV wrote: »
    How does a mouse not work? Is it not squeaking or what?

    Dead innit


  • #30
    camel jockey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭camel jockey


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    I bought a USB humping dog on ebay and it never came

    Did you lodge a dispute? Yer man may not have shipped it.


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  • #31
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    I bought a USB humping dog on ebay and it never came



    Get a better looking female so


  • #32
    allthedoyles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,893 ✭✭✭allthedoyles


    Did you follow the instructions ?

    Is there a CE warning on the packaging ?


  • #33
    constance tench
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 862 ✭✭✭constance tench


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    I bought a USB humping dog on ebay and it never came


    ...USB4


  • #34
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    I bought a USB humping dog on ebay and it never came

    I'd say you're barking mad


  • #35
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Please tell me I'm not the only one who didn't realise it was a computer mouse :o

    Nope. Just you. :D


  • #36
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    camel jockey wrote: »
    Did you lodge a dispute? Yer man may not have shipped it.

    He shipped it alright but I have it plugged in for weeks now and still nothing


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  • #37
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine



    Chucken wrote: »
    Should've gone to Petersons OP.

    Jaysus, they do everything, don't they? Torches, watches, lighters and now mice.


  • #38
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Has it been connected to your PC/Laptop ?


  • #39
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Blue Crystal wrote: »
    Bástardin thing doesnt work and never got a receipt well fúck them

    Inta f*ck Blue. Take that attitude and let sh*t go down there tomorrow. Then demand the f*ck out of the manager, take this all the way to the President! Nuclear refund that mouse.


  • #40
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    I once bought a wooden mouse and it wooden work . Then I bought a steel mouse and it steel wooden work.


  • #41
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »




    Jaysus, they do everything, don't they? Torches, watches, lighters and now mice.

    Fantastic service too :)


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  • #42
    Pataman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,543 ✭✭✭Pataman


    i have one in my shed, you can have it for free. Damn thing keeps ****ting everywhere.


  • #43
    nelly17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    I've often wondered how the hell the manufacturers of this crap can possibly manufacture it so cheaply there can be a profit margin on it when it hits the consumer at 2 Euro (after shipping it to the other side of the planet too)


  • #44
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Dole is so easy now that even the bleedin mouses dont want to do a days work


  • #45
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    SV wrote: »
    How does a mouse not work? Is it not squeaking or what?

    I'd imagine its just not pulling its weight and forcing colleagues to take up the slack. This is what happens though when you pay below minimum wage.


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sauve wrote: »
    Dead innit

    No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!


  • #47
    Dramatik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 920 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    Blue Crystal wrote: »
    Bástardin thing doesnt work and never got a receipt well fúck them

    You should go back and demand for it to be returned in exchange for a tin of their "beans 'n' pork"


  • #48
    ghogie91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ghogie91


    3 options:
    1. feed it
    2. plug it in
    3. wind it up

    If the above fails return the faulty animal/product and you could get about 8 mars bars for your money

    I picked up a card that sang happy birthday in the €2 shop, by the time i got to the counter it was 2.49... I walked out B)


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