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Golfer Finds Trouble in the Rough

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  • #2
    For Paws
    Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭For Paws


    Let me get this straight.

    A Scotsman is in Mexico playing golf.

    A crocodile attacks him, injuring his (the golfer's) leg.

    No details of the crocodile's injuries (typical !).

    He (the golfer) is rescued and flown to Toronto in Canada for 'further treatment'.

    Who'd have thunk they'd have crocodile bite specialists in Canada ?


  • #3
    ForeRight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,695 ✭✭✭ForeRight


    For Paws wrote: »
    Let me get this straight.

    A Scotsman is in Mexico playing golf.

    A crocodile attacks him, injuring his (the golfer's) leg.

    No details of the crocodile's injuries (typical !).

    He (the golfer) is rescued and flown to Toronto in Canada for 'further treatment'.

    Who'd have thunk they'd have crocodile bite specialists in Canada ?


    It's probably all just a Chinese whisper


  • #4
    FixdePitchmark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,185 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    Stood on a Moccasin snake in South Carolina once, was very luck. The yanks were in shock. They are very venomous.

    Had a good laugh after - told them it was an Irish tradition to kill snakes :)


    True story.


  • #5
    For Paws
    Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭For Paws


    FixdePitchmark wrote: »
    Stood on a Moccasin snake in South Carolina once, was very luck. The yanks were in shock. They are very venomous.

    Had a good laugh after - told them it was an Irish tradition to kill snakes :)


    True story.

    One moccasin, huh

    I stood on a PAIR of mocassins.

    They call me 'the Slipper Killer' now.


  • #6
    John Divney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 998 ✭✭✭John Divney


    Don't think a game where people amble around, stopping every few hundred yards, was designed to be played be alongside prehistoric predators.


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  • #7
    Kevinmarkham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,003 ✭✭✭Kevinmarkham


    For Paws wrote: »
    One moccasin, huh

    I stood on a PAIR of mocassins.

    They call me 'the Slipper Killer' now.

    If I'd known that people could play golf AND be comedians I'd have played this game a lot more.


  • #8
    slingerz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,295 ✭✭✭slingerz


    where was he going hitting his ball to that position in the first place!

    Poor course management!


  • #9
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Heard about this alright. He's now going to sue the resort isn't he?


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