Drawers.

kneemos

I used to keep my jocks in the top drawer and socks in the second drawer,but weirdly I would always open the top drawer to get socks and vice versa,there was just a mental block even though I'd repeat to myself top drawer for jocks
So brilliant idea put the jocks in the second drawer and socks in the top drawer job sorted you would think.
No.I have now developed the habit of looking in the top drawer for jocks and socks in the second drawer.
Mad thing.

Any ideas?

marshbaboon

I keep a shoebox full of ejaculate in my top drawer.

CardBordWindow

Keep some socks and some jocks in both drawers. Then no matter which drawer you open, you're sorted!

wretcheddomain

kneemos wrote: »

Any ideas?

You have far too much time on your hands if you're worrying about this.

iDave

Put both in each

kneemos

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Keep some socks and some jocks in both drawers. Then no matter which drawer you open, you're sorted!

My man.

Seachmall

How many pairs of socks and underwear do you have that you need two drawers for them? Fold them up neatly and have them share the top drawer.

DesperateDan

And I thought the Philippines was having issues..

o1s1n

Only have two pairs of socks and two pairs of jocks. Wear one and wash the other, then the next day wear the clean ones and wash the dirty ones.

Continue on this loop forever.

Duggy747

I'll catch these bastards, yet.

BBDBB

go commando and wear sandals

Zillah

marshbaboon wrote: »

I keep a shoebox full of ejaculate in my top drawer.

Oh man you are such a weirdo!

The ejaculate box goes in the second drawer.

mike65

I keep socks in the airing cupboard. I wear drawers

kneemos

Seachmall wrote: »

How many pairs of socks and underwear do you have that you need two drawers for them? Fold them up neatly and have them share the top drawer.

Shallow drawers (pardon the expression) not enough room for both.
What's up with the grey matter that I can't remember which is which?

Jester252

kneemos wrote: »

I used to keep my jocks in the top drawer and socks in the second drawer,but weirdly I would always open the top drawer to get socks and vice versa,there was just a mental block even though I'd repeat to myself top drawer for jocks
So brilliant idea put the jocks in the second drawer and socks in the top drawer job sorted you would think.
No.I have now developed the habit of looking in the top drawer for jocks and socks in the second drawer.
Mad thing.

Any ideas?

Don't put away your cloths just leave them on a table until you use them. No drawer no problems.

marshbaboon

Zillah wrote: »

Oh man you are such a weirdo!

The ejaculate box goes in the second drawer.

So it drips to the floor instead of leaking over the drawer-full of dead kittens. Genius!

Artful_Badger

kneemos wrote: »

I used to keep my jocks in the top drawer and socks in the second drawer,but weirdly I would always open the top drawer to get socks and vice versa,there was just a mental block even though I'd repeat to myself top drawer for jocks
So brilliant idea put the jocks in the second drawer and socks in the top drawer job sorted you would think.
No.I have now developed the habit of looking in the top drawer for jocks and socks in the second drawer.
Mad thing.

Any ideas?

Put them all in the one drawer and nails all other drawers shut. Problem solved.

MadsL

Keep them on the floor where you took them off last night. Ignore the looks of people you sit next to at work.

Problem solved.

The Backwards Man

I keep mine in the ottoman.

MadsL

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I keep mine in the ottoman.

Racist. Does he not feel demeaned?

Gaillimh1976

o1s1n wrote: »

Only have two pairs of socks and two pairs of jocks. Wear one and wash the other, then the next day 4 days later wear the clean ones and wash the dirty ones.

Continue on this loop forever.

fyp

theblaqueguy

Just got to bed wearing your socks and jocks then when you wake up don't bother changing into fresh ones
Problem solved you'll never have to open the wrong drawers again

The Dom

I keep my drawers in a box and stuff my jocks in my socks.

Seedy Arling

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Keep some socks and some jocks in both drawers. Then no matter which drawer you open, you're sorted!

Some blue sky thinking there. C status executive position in the post.

The Backwards Man

MadsL wrote: »

Racist. Does he not feel demeaned?

Where does a travelling Turkish furniture salesman sleep?

In Divan.

uch

Buy a Kilt, forget the Jocks and keep socks in both drawers, then if you have a chilly todger stick an odd sock on it.

WindSock

I keep all my cash in mine like if you agree!!!

Put 1/2 of these in each drawer:

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/80107974/

Fill with both socks and jocks in both drawers. You always win the drawer lotto that way.

wilkie2006

Opened this thread hoping you were trying to re-establish "drawers" as the popular parlance for "underpants". Was very disappointed to learn that the thread was actually mainly about furniture and only a bit about undergarments.

Sort yourself out, OP.

MadsL

I have a Tallboy in my bedroom, but then again my sexual dalliances are none of your damn business.