AH Prayers for the Internet

wretcheddomain

It's now time to appreciate our overlord, the Internet, is it from He that we are able to communicate on this forum and we must give thanks where thanks is due.

I will begin our first prayer. All together now:

Our YouTube, Who Art on the Internet,
Hallowed be Thy URL,
Thy Loading Come,
Thy Loading Be Done, As Broadband as it is in Heaven,
Give us this day our Daily Video,
And forgive us our Pornography,
as we forgive those who trespass against YouTube,
and lead us not into Temptation,
and deliver us from Pornography. Amen.

Wasn't that refreshing and uplifting?

Would anyone like to contribute our next prayer to the Almighty Internet?

the groutch

NO! Just NO!

TheBoffin

Our Hard Drive
Which art internal
Volume C by name;
Thy code be clean,
Thy fonts be seen
On screen as they are on paper.

Give us this day our documents,
And lead us not into fragmentation
But deliver us our data.
For thine is the SCSI,
And the EISA, and the NuBus,

Forever and Ever,

Amen.

(Not my work of art, found online)

iDave

wretcheddomain wrote: »

It's now time to appreciate our overlord, the Internet, is it from He that we are able to communicate on this forum and we must give thanks where thanks is due.

I will begin our first prayer. All together now:

Our YouTube, Who Art on the Internet,
Hallowed be Thy URL,
Thy Loading Come,
Thy Loading Be Done, As Broadband as it is in Heaven,
Give us this day our Daily Video,
And forgive us our Pornography,
as we forgive those who trespass against YouTube,
and lead us not into Temptation,
and deliver us from Pornography. Amen.

Wasn't that refreshing and uplifting?

Would anyone like to contribute our next prayer to the Almighty Internet?

Feck off

syklops

Considering the amount of porn out there, surely the internet is a She?

Dear Internet.

Moar porn, less stupid people.

kthxbye!

wretcheddomain

iDave wrote: »

Feck off

If you don't accept the lines I'm sorry to say you're now a Protestant.

AdamB

Holy Sh1t.

iDave

wretcheddomain wrote: »

If you don't accept the lines I'm sorry to say you're now a Protestant.

Ok, well then I'll grab my sash and bowler hat and parade through your street whether you like it or not celebrating my porn culture.

Sir Humphrey Appleby

Jebus wepted!:(

wretcheddomain

Hail Programming

Hail Programming, full of language. The Internet is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst prospective Computing students,
and blessed is the language of thy womb, Python.
Holy Programming, Mother of Webpages,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our loading. Amen.

Ace Attorney

After hours, who art on boards, hallowed be thy posters,
dole thread be done,religion thread be done to death and are probably now in heaven,
Give us new content and decent posts of the day,
As we forgive those who are site banned againsted us,
and lead us not into the the prison fourms,
and deliver us from the blasphemy law shite again

Eamon

Muise...

TheBoffin wrote: »

Our Hard Drive
Which art internal
Volume C by name;
Thy code be clean,
Thy fonts be seen
On screen as they are on paper.

Give us this day our documents,
And lead us not into fragmentation
But deliver us our data.
For thine is the SCSI,
And the EISA, and the NuBus,

Forever and Ever,

Amen.

(Not my work of art, found online)

Protestant programmer prayer

pharmaton

Thatdoesnt looksafe tome AHHHHHHH wrote: »

After hours, who art on boards, hallowed be thy posters,
dole thread be done,religion thread be done to death and are probably now in heaven,
Give us new content and decent posts of the day,
As we forgive those who are site banned againsted us,
and lead us not into the the prison fourms,
and deliver us from the blasphemy law shite again

Eamon

ha I'm covered in tea

wretcheddomain

Piglet of God

fluke

Please God (if you do exist) stop this nonsense for all Internety

OneArt

Hail Internet,
Full of cats,
Endless memes are with thee.
Blessed are they among content,
and blessed is the speedy connection
of thy broadband and router (wireless please)
Holy 'Net,
Mother of Google,
pray for us users now,
and at the hour of HTTP 404 NOT FOUND.

< /amen>

Frosty McSnowballs

Rub a dub dub, thanks for the pornhub.

Yaaaay Jesus

thee glitz

Our internet, who art usually so useful,
please stop spamming my o/l dating inbox
so as to deliver me from false hope
and give me some chance of meeting a real lady

wretcheddomain

thee glitz wrote: »

Our internet, who art usually so useful,
please stop spamming my o/l dating inbox
so as to deliver me from false hope
and give me some chance of meeting a real lady

Computer says no.

The Diabolical Monocle

Hosanna in the hiiii-iii- ace

MadsL

wretcheddomain wrote: »

It's now time to appreciate our overlord, the Internet, is it from He that we are able to communicate on this forum and we must give thanks where thanks is due.

I will begin our first prayer. All together now:

Our YouTube, Who Art on the Internet,
Hallowed be Thy URL,
Thy Loading Come,
Thy Loading Be Done, As Broadband as it is in Heaven,
Give us this day our Daily Video,
And forgive us our Pornography,
as we forgive those who trespass against YouTube,
and lead us not into the Dark Web,
but deliver us our Pornography. Amen.



Wasn't that refreshing and uplifting?

Would anyone like to contribute our next prayer to the Almighty Internet?

FYP

wretcheddomain

Holy Mary, Mother of Fifteen...

padd b1975

*Cringe*

gctest50

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Blasphemy! Blasphemy! Blasphemy!

Mickey H

I think this sums it up.

Ace Attorney

Harry Many Posy wrote: »

Blasphemy! Blasphemy! Blasphemy!

Quick send all the angry emails!

wretcheddomain

Harry Many Posy wrote: »

Blasphemy! Blasphemy! Blasphemy!

I just hope the judge reads out one of my prayers.