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    #2
    snipe02
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭snipe02


    If I take this thing out and your not on it then your gonna regret it ,,,,
    Maybe not today , maybe not tomorrow , but soon and for the rest of your life

    Im not rich im not good looking im not charming ,, but I can make you feel like you have a rainbow coming out of your vagina,,,



    Works for me


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    One shot on kill
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭One shot on kill


    snipe02 wrote: »
    If I take this thing out and your not on it then your gonna regret it ,,,,
    Maybe not today , maybe not tomorrow , but soon and for the rest of your life

    Im not rich im not good looking im not charming ,, but I can make you feel like you have a rainbow coming out of your vagina,,,



    Works for me

    No way you'd want some neck.



    Tell her if she plays her cards right She could be in with a chance of bringing me home.


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    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Not one of mine but

    Are you Jamaican, cos you're jamaican me crazy ?


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    #5
    snipe02
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭snipe02


    Do ya have any irish in ya?,,,, do you want some.

    Im not the best looking guy in the room but im the only one talking to you ...

    Are you tired because you've been running around in my dreams all day

    My face is leaving in 5 minutes ,, be on it

    Hey ,, I always fnck on the first date

    Shall I keep going ,,,, they would never work ,,,,better off being yourself


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    #6
    atourdeforce
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 ✭atourdeforce


    Hey would you like a drink? Great, **** off to the bar so while i chat your mate up :)


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    theblaqueguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭theblaqueguy


    Excuse me
    Have you got a plaster/bandage because I hurt my knee falling for you!


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    #8
    Zambia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭Zambia


    How would you like to be buried with my family?....(only works in a country accent)


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    #9
    AngryHippie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    Hows your belly for a lodger ?


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    #10
    One shot on kill
    Registered Users Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭One shot on kill


    Is there a mirror in your knickers. Because I can see myself in them.


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    #11
    MFdaveIreland
    Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭MFdaveIreland


    You must be Irish, 'cos my penis is Dublin


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    #12
    jamo2oo9
    Registered Users Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    You know what I like in you? My díck

    I just shat my pants. Can I get in yours?

    Had a few of them on top of my head last night but can't think of anymore now :( Will be back though!


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    #13
    dk1345
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭dk1345


    you must be one of the jacobs sisters cause your a right cracker


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    #14
    Xenophile
    Registered Users Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Xenophile


    How wud ya like to shleep with your boots under my bed.

    The Forum on Spirituality has been closed for years. Please bring it back, there are lots of Spiritual people in Ireland and elsewhere.



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    #15
    Xenophile
    Registered Users Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Xenophile


    Are you from the country or the town?

    The Forum on Spirituality has been closed for years. Please bring it back, there are lots of Spiritual people in Ireland and elsewhere.



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    #16
    newbee22
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!


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