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Describe a country in four words, stereotypical, humerous, & cariacture style.

02-11-2013 9:10am

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Wearing your tourist hat > what are the 1st four words that come to mind when you think of a country?
and don't think too hard, this is just a bit of light hearted fun.
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Scotland.

Cold, Macbeth, haggis, Kilts.

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#2 02-11-2013 9:12am

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LordSutch wrote: »

Wearing your tourist hat > what are the 1st four words that come to mind when you think of a country?
and don't think too hard, this is just a bit of light hearted fun.
==============================================

Scotland.

Cold, Macbeth, haggis, Kilts.

China

Land of Great Lads.

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#3 02-11-2013 9:15am

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Daily Express Loves Them

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#10 02-11-2013 9:30am

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#11 02-11-2013 9:31am

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We're number one!
Eh that's only three dumbass.

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#12 02-11-2013 9:53am

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Mad feckers, tribes, jungle warfare, no electricity

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#13 02-11-2013 9:56am

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Encrustment wrote: »

Africa

Mad feckers, tribes, jungle warfare, no electricity

He said country. Not continent ya spa.

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#14 02-11-2013 9:58am

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Encrustment wrote: »

Africa

Mad feckers, tribes, jungle warfare, no electricity

that's 7 words

and Africa isn't a country

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#15 02-11-2013 9:58am

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Encrustment wrote: »

Africa

Mad feckers, tribes, jungle warfare, no electricity

Africa isn't a COUNTRY!

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
Terry Pratchet

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#19 02-11-2013 10:10am

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#20 02-11-2013 10:10am

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#21 02-11-2013 10:18am

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stoneill wrote: »

Russia
Couldn't give a sh¡t

Russia

Soviet Russia describes you

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#22 02-11-2013 10:19am

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Mena wrote: »

He said country. Not continent ya spa.

suicide_circus wrote: »

that's 7 words

and Africa isn't a country

mango salsa wrote: »

Africa isn't a COUNTRY!

So Africa isn't a country is it?

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#23 02-11-2013 10:19am

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Get off that sheep.

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#28 02-11-2013 10:59am

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wazky wrote: »

So Africa isn't a country is it?

No.

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
Terry Pratchet

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#31 02-11-2013 11:04am

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sonny jim bob jones wrote: »

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Don't mention the war...

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I suggest it's done like this instead:

sombreros, tacos, cartels, corruption

Answer:
Mexico

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Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Chad

This is a ****hole

Five words thick Paddy

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losthorizon wrote: »

Five words thick Paddy

Eh.....no. ****hole is one word.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=****hole

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crockholm wrote: »

ETHIOPIA

unaware about Christmas time

I though we had a song for that? Maybe they don't have Christmas FM?

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losthorizon wrote: »

Five words thick Paddy

Use your fingers to count next time....you lost brah?

Also, I'm Mexican! Ya racist!

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