Wrestler's Timelimes: Who Am I?

Inspired by GTR63's post in Random Wrasslin' Thoughts. Take one wrestler, past or present, and write a literal condensed timeline for him or her. Here's GTR's one for The Bossman in 1999

It isn't possible but i'd love to see a Big Bossman 1999 timeline. "In March at WrestleMania I got hanged, in September I fed Al Snow his dog Pepper and in December I tied a chain to Big Show's fathers casket & sped off with it attached to my police car". "Oh and Big Show was also on top of the casket". "And the feud was for the WWF Title".

I'd imagine we could have some fun ones.

Rikishi:

1992 - I came to WWF as a boot-less Samoan wildman tag team wrestler. You could not hurt my head.
1993 - Turned face for no reason and beat the Mounties Quebecers for the tag titles.
1994 - They gave me some other dude as a tag partner and hoped nobody would notice. Nobody noticed.
1995 - I found out I could speak English all along so ditched the tag team and wanted to make a change. The only change I made was wearing a god awful coat.
1996 - These creepy dudes kept stalking me from the stands. Nothing really came of it so I left for a while.
1997 - Decided to pile on a ton of weight and become Middle Eastern. B*tches love Middle Eastern. Got a bad ass Hare Krishner haircut and Vader mask as well as Wizard of Oz Evil witch shoes. Start chilling with Backlund and the Sheik
1999- Became a thong wearing fatty.
Early 2000- Start dancing with Lawlers Kid and his lover boy.
Late 2000- Knocked down Stone Cold... Did it for Da Rock

MitchKoobski

Omackeral wrote: »

Rikishi:

1992 - I came to WWF as a boot-less Samoan wildman tag team wrestler. You could not hurt my head.
1993 - Turned face for no reason and beat the Mounties Quebecers for the tag titles.
1994 - They gave me some other dude as a tag partner and hoped nobody would notice. Nobody noticed.
1995 - I found out I could speak English all along so ditched the tag team and wanted to make a change. The only change I made was wearing a god awful coat.
1996 - These creepy dudes kept stalking me from the stands. Nothing really came of it so I left for a while.
1997 - Decided to pile on a ton of weight and become Middle Eastern. B*tches love Middle Eastern. Got a bad ass Hare Krishner haircut and Vader mask as well as Wizard of Oz Evil witch shoes. Start chilling with Backlund and the Sheik
1999- Became a thong wearing fatty.
Early 2000- Start dancing with Lawlers Kid and his lover boy.
Late 2000- Knocked down Stone Cold... Did it for Da Rock

2001 - Fell off the Hell in a Cell
2002 - WWE run some sort of promos about me nearly getting shot or actually getting shot and now having a better outlook on life and being all about having fun.
2002/2003 - Not a lot ****ing happened.
2003 - Feuded with Roddy Piper and Sean O Haire for a bit
2004 - Started tagging with Scotty again. Eventually got sacked after they kept telling me to lose weight.

ThunbergsAreGo

Might be good as a who am i?

gnfnrhead

naughtb4 wrote: »

Might be good as a who am i?

I agree with this. Leave out the year and obvious details, just do the one line each time to make it a challenge.

andyman

Carlito

I spat in John Cena's face because I thought he wasn't cool. People laughed at me for thinking he wasn't cool, and now look.

Ok here we go with a Who Am I

Came to the WWF in 1993 with my purple pj's, chubby tag partner and rapping manager.

Accidentally won the tag straps the following year on a house show cos I was too fat to get up in time for my opponent to kick out.

Ascended to the throne 1995 after getting a change in attitude. Challenged for the WWF Title in possibly the worst main event of all time.

Took a few years off and came back even bigger with a blonde hairstyle. Got a new name and look with my new dark crew.

Tagged with a former pig farmer for a bit in 2000 and waddled off for another few years.

In my latter years I became a Love Machine before finally getting my Moobs out for the lads on a re launched brand...

Charisteas

Viscera?!

gnfnrhead

Too many clues will make it very easy.

andyman wrote: »

Carlito

I spat in John Cena's face because I thought he wasn't cool. People laughed at me for thinking he wasn't cool, and now look.

Cena is a 14 time world champion and Carlito hasn't worked for a major promotion in quite some time. What am I looking at? :pac:

Charisteas

Charisteas wrote: »

Viscera?!

Ooooohhhhhh Yeaaaaaahhh!

Charisteas

Ok I'll do one now, so am I using a timeline as clues, or just a standard who am i?

Charisteas

Charisteas wrote: »

Ok I'll do one now, so am I using a timeline as clues, or just a standard who am i?

Well the who am I is good but I liked GTR's timeline with your own funny words and style personally. Up to you

Charisteas

I don't see any post in this thread from GTR but someone else can have a go for now, my brain is fried right now

Bounty Hunter

Alright ill give it a shot, let's see how easy this one is for you folks

1991: I was a tag team champion but not long later my partner turned on me
1996: I won the IC title thanks to some kid getting involved in my match
1997: I let everyone know who my daddy was this year
1998: I told everyone they would be better off reading the bible than watching wrasslin
In later years I feuded with the NWO & even fought against The great Muta

@Charisteas

@Charisteas

Sorry he didn't post on this thread, was a different one but the basis of what he said is quoted in the OP.

Do one tomorrow if you can you Greek god you

CastorTroy

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

Alright ill give it a shot, let's see how easy this one is for you folks

1991: I was a tag team champion but not long later my partner turned on me
1996: I won the IC title thanks to some kid getting involved in my match
1997: I let everyone know who my daddy was this year
1998: I told everyone they would be better off reading the bible than watching wrasslin
In later years I feuded with the NWO & even fought against The great Muta

Marty Janetty?

campo

I made my debut in 91 casting a spell over WWE
in 93 I was a supreme fighting machine, 97 I was part of my own nation, 00 I had the best train in WWE

Bounty Hunter

CastorTroy wrote: »

Marty Janetty?

nope, but (hint time) my debut match in the WWF was against him

campo wrote: »

I made my debut in 91 casting a spell over WWE
in 93 I was a supreme fighting machine, 97 I was part of my own nation, 00 I had the best train in WWE

The Godfather

Bounty Hunter

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

Alright ill give it a shot, let's see how easy this one is for you folks

1991: I was a tag team champion but not long later my partner turned on me
1996: I won the IC title thanks to some kid getting involved in my match
1997: I let everyone know who my daddy was this year
1998: I told everyone they would be better off reading the bible than watching wrasslin
In later years I feuded with the NWO & even fought against The great Muta

Goldust/Dustin runnels

Bounty Hunter

ding ding ding, we have a weiner!

your up I guess

Bounty Hunter

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

ding ding ding, we have a weiner!

your up I guess

I wouldn't know where to start.

Just wanted to answer your timeline :P

campo

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

nope, but (hint time) my debut match in the WWF was against him



The Godfather

Got it in one ( PS you should start around the horn again )

Bounty Hunter

alright, will do another one so to see can we get someone else to get it and give it a go

1998: I lost my mullet and became buffer than buff the stuff
1999: I got stripped of my title and faked an injury related retirement
2002: Steph rejected my sexual advances so I beat on her fellah
2007: I had multiple briefcases for title shots

campo wrote: »

Got it in one ( PS you should start around the horn again )

ha this thread and the tag team one today did make me think of that

Bounty Hunter

Bounty Hunter wrote: »

alright, will do another one so to see can we get someone else to get it and give it a go

1998: I lost my mullet and became buffer than buff the stuff
1999: I got stripped of my title and faked an injury related retirement
2002: Steph rejected my sexual advances so I beat on her fellah
2007: I had multiple briefcases for title shots

Big poppa pump Scott Steiner?

Bounty Hunter

yep Freakzilla it is!, your up

Ok i'll do it wothout the years and see what way it goes.

-I debuted in the WWF with my bruv.
-Won the tag straps from a make shift tag team.
-Lost the tag straps to a make shift tag team.
-Feuded with a couple of cousins and win the belts from them.
-Had a short feud with my brother/partner. Nobody cared.
-Found a bleach blonde partner and geeky new manager. We were kinda invading. It was all about ME
-Everyone found out I was a legit hard ass when I sparked out a handpicked favourite
-Had my one and only singles match at WrestleMania. It did not go well.

Who am I?

ShagNastii

That was a good one. It's Bart Gunn.

You up for trying Nastii?

ShagNastii

- I had success as part of a perfect team in WCW.
- Pretty much became a background noise during the invasion.
- I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
- Found myself aligned with a bunch of greasers with an ECW hangover.
- Was Michelle McCools test run for finding her American bad ass.

Charisteas

Gotta be Chuck Palumbo?

ShagNastii

Chuck Palumbo it is.

ShagNastii

ShagNastii wrote: »

- I had success as part of a perfect team in WCW.
- Pretty much became a background noise during the invasion.
- I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
- Found myself aligned with a bunch of greasers with an ECW hangover.
- Was Michelle McCools test run for finding her American bad ass.

Ah very well written! Funnily enough,my favourite moment of the Invasion included him and his Tag Partner Sean O Haire doing an awesome run in on Smackdown.


Chuck Palumbo



Edit: beaten to it