Slightly mad things you'd like to do if only you could be bothered?

Curly Judge

Try to keep them quirky, quaint or humorous.
Extra [non existent] cash will be awarded for those adjudged thought provoking.

I'll go first:
I was thinking of writing to the King of Sweden, asking him to use his pull to get Kris Kristofferson awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature.

197th User Id

Yor...

Old Dan Tucker

Get breast implants so masturbation would be more fun.

Muise...

inflate sex dolls with helium and fly them off the flagpoles of city hall.

197th User Id

Muise... wrote: »

inflate sex dolls with helium and fly them off the flagpoles of city hall.

Or the well known and infamous helicockter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swEcFDhu5iM

Muise...

197th User Id wrote: »

Or the well known and infamous helicockter

that was so beautiful.

197th User Id

Muise... wrote: »

197th User Id wrote: »

Or the well known and infamous helicockter

that was so beautiful.

Why thank you, you should see the real thing some time - its beautiful too ... if a little on the small side.

Raminahobbin

Fill my friend's room with jars of Dolmio. Ever since we began describing our ladytime as 'Dolmio Day' she can't look at the stuff without feeling sick.

My other friend is terrified of butterflies, and I'd love to blindfold her and take her to a butterfly farm.

Sadly, I really am not arsed to do either.

Curly Judge

I was often thinking of buying a pair of snow shoes in case we ever get a heavy fall and I'd be able to get to the shops and buy loads of goodies while everyone else had to do without.:)

vitani

Curly Judge wrote: »

I was often thinking of buying a pair of snow shoes in case we ever get a heavy fall and I'd be able to get to the shops and buy loads of goodies while everyone else had to do without.:)

Just tie tennis rackets to your ordinary shoes.

Dr.Winston O'Boogie

Anal.

Pj!

Go and live in the wild for at least a few months.

Curly Judge

Researching the engineering and architectural implications of flushing a big one from a toilet on top of the Empire State building.
Does the crud fall straight from the top and bash it's brains out on some hard concrete pan in the basement?
Or does it gently whirl and cascade...blue Danube style... from one level to another?
These are the sort of things that keep me awake at night!

vicwatson

I've often thought of writing to Carlos Slim or Bill Gates and asking for them to pay my mortgage. Don't know why I didn't get round to it yet.

vicwatson

197th User Id wrote: »

Or the well known and infamous helicockter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swEcFDhu5iM

Hey, you broke my cock:mad:

petes

I've none. I'd think of something mad to do but I couldn't be arsed!

Muise...

This morning I thought how I'd like to tune branches and telephone wires so that birds could play music as they perch and fly away.

Curly Judge

Muise... wrote: »

This morning I thought how I'd like to tune branches and telephone wires so that birds could play music as they perch and fly away.

Bob Newhart tried something similar many years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_--Q1S9Gk

Tom

Always wanted to slice an onion and put it on my neighbours back wall.

Always wanted to write a badly composed story about a guy who will kill or shag anything and become a cult hit.

Always wanted to move in to a flat sharing with a psycho who patrols the landing at night and wants to kill me.

And more recently wanted to come up with some mad things I want to do but couldn't be bothered.

I think I spend too much time in After Hours to do most of this stuff.

Muise...

Curly Judge wrote: »

Bob Newhart tried something similar many years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_--Q1S9Gk

I was thinking more of tuning the world and listening to what happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZQ4VmicDeM

checkyabadself

1. Create a "Go" bag, filled with cash passport and voice recorder pen type stuff.

2. Tear down a piece of drywall and put the go bag into it so that when I need to flee I can punch a hole in the wall to retrieve my manly rucksack. Plaster over again and paint wall.

3. Create reasons to flee.

Curly Judge

I may buy a set of electrical screwdrivers and get into the routine of changing a fuse in one of the many plugs around the house, even when they don't need changing.
This would involve me in breaking the law, because recent adverts on the radio say that only qualified RECI electricians are allowed to carry out electrical work within the home.
I have always fancied myself as a subversive anarchist but couldn't be arsed going on marches or erecting barricades in inclement weather.
Now I can do it from the comfort of my own home thanks to the communistic maneuverings of Eamon Devoy and his fellow control freaks.

Curly Judge

I must try to find out how Muslim doctors treat hamstring injuries?

RikkFlair

I'd like to shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

the_monkey

Tom wrote: »

Always wanted to slice an onion and put it on my neighbours back wall.

I'm curious , what would happen here ?