Concordia catastrophe: Sexy Dancer was to blame?

Karl Stein

It has emerged that there was a particularly sexy dancer (female) on the bridge of The Concordia when the unfortunate pleasure cruiser met its fate.

It is suggested that the Captain (male) may have been beguiled by the sexy (female) dancer and this may have contributed to the multiple deaths and significant disaster.

It has also emerged that the sexy female dancer was not married or a virgin and so may have been of inferior morals.

Should women be banned from ships?

TeddyTedson

Aren't sailors gay?

Karl Stein

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Aren't sailors gay?

Yes.

Captains are studs though.

TeddyTedson

Carlos Roca wrote: »

Yes.

Captains are studs though.

Maiden Voyage and all that

Galwayguy35

She is a good looking bird, I'd imagine most of us would be distracted if she was fiddling with our stick.

Merkin

She definitely rocked his boat alright

Son Of A Vidic

I suspect the plan was for her to go down and not the boat.

kneemos

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Aren't sailors gay?

That's what cabin boys were for.

kneemos

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Aren't sailors gay?

That's what cabin boys were for.

mfceiling

Please insert witty seamen/semen joke here...

Nodin

Carlos Roca wrote: »

It has emerged that there was a particularly sexy dancer (female) on the bridge of The Concordia when the unfortunate pleasure cruiser met its fate.

It is suggested that the Captain (male) may have been beguiled by the sexy (female) dancer and this may have contributed to the multiple deaths and significant disaster.

It has also emerged that the sexy female dancer was not married or a virgin and so may have been of inferior morals.

Should women be banned from ships?

Blame the woman?



Well.....thousands of years of misogyny can't be wrong.

Oranage2

I don't see how she is to blame, surely it was all the negligence from the captain!

Corkbah

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

I suspect the plan was for her to go down and not the boat.

I think the captains plan was never to go down with the boat

Nodin

Oranage2 wrote: »

I don't see how she is to blame, surely it was all the negligence from the captain!

But he's a Noble Captain, while she's a Devilish Temptress With Tempting Ways.....

Oranage2

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/29/costa-concordia-dancer-captain-lover


I would have thought she'd be prettier

Nodin

Oranage2 wrote: »

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/29/costa-concordia-dancer-captain-lover


I would have thought she'd be prettier

....that's her human form. When she changes to a Siren its a different ballgame.

Oranage2

Nodin wrote: »

....that's her human form. When she changes to a Siren its a different ballgame.

I've heard rumours but can women actually do that?

Nodin

Oranage2 wrote: »

I've heard rumours but can women actually do that?

Yep. Think about it. When something went wrong, was there an ordinary woman anywhere in the vicinity afterwards?

Karl Stein

A young Moldovan dancer who was on the bridge of the Costa Concordia cruise liner with the captain, Francesco Schettino, when the vessel capsized last year told an Italian court on Tuesday that she had been his lover.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/29/costa-concordia-dancer-captain-lover

Pretty obvious that the victim in control of the pleasure cruiser was tricked into dashing 'the ship of virtue' on the rocks by some sort of beguiling mermaid hell bent on destroying the reputations of brave sailors.

God-damn those flippin mermaids.

kneemos

Oranage2 wrote: »

I don't see how she is to blame, surely it was all the negligence from the captain!

The woman had loose morals and she was on the bridge.

Gmol

Oranage2 wrote: »

I don't see how she is to blame, surely it was all the negligence from the captain!

He wasn't negligent he was looking right at her

biko

Carlos Roca wrote: »

Should women be banned from ships?

How about banning men that can't keep it in their pants instead?

Sexy dancer didn't drive the ship...

Lando Griffin

I have never driven a ship, but how did this "lady" manage to smash her way through the security and gain access to the the control room, incapacitating the captain with her sexy dance routine.
You wouldn't see it in a Bond film.

Gandr

did she go down with him or on him?

JP85

He should have just blamed Tibor...

"Now Marge, just remember, if something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?"
―Homer Simpson

Duggy747

Carlos Roca wrote: »

Should women be banned from ships?

Yes, they should be banned from everything as they show off too much ankle these days that corrupt us males.

Dammit, women....

Curly Judge

Given her background and the position she now finds herself in I thought she conducted herself with quite some dignity.

kneemos

Curly Judge wrote: »

Given her background and the position she now finds herself in I thought she conducted herself with quite some dignity.

That's s bit judgemental.

gramar

sung to the tune of ..the captain's wife was able, by jaysus she was able etc...

The captain had a dancer
by jaysus what a chancer
as she stroked his cock
the ship hit the rocks
and now the fecker de-serves cancer

gramar

the girl was from moldova
and the captain bent her over
as he began to pound
the ship ran aground
and now it's over for casanova

Ash.J.Williams

I work on Dublin Quays....one day i heard a bang outside and a few of us went out for a gawk...there was a mid sized truck crashed into one of the trees by the liffey wall...so basically he was driving down the straight quays and just randomly hit a tree.....
the only anomaly i noticed....was a mini skirted siren walking up the quays just passed the crash....

biko

biko wrote: »

How about banning men that can't keep it in their pants instead?

Sexy dancer didn't drive the ship...

New theory!

In order to try and please her and guarantee sex later on, the Captain allowed the sexy ballerina to steer the boat.

vicwatson

Oranage2 wrote: »

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/29/costa-concordia-dancer-captain-lover


I would have thought she'd be prettier

Whats Lucinda Creton doing in Italy eh?

Muise...

Nodin wrote: »

....that's her human form. When she changes to a Siren its a different ballgame.

well then he should have lashed himself to the mast, blindfolded, blocking his ears as -

sorry, what were we talking about?

anto9

gramar wrote: »

the girl was from moldova
and the captain bent her over
as he began to pound
the ship ran aground
and now it's over for casanova

Poor effort .You were doing ok untill the last line .

Santa Cruz

Carlos Roca wrote: »

It has emerged that there was a particularly sexy dancer (female) on the bridge of The Concordia when the unfortunate pleasure cruiser met its fate.

It is suggested that the Captain (male) may have been beguiled by the sexy (female) dancer and this may have contributed to the multiple deaths and significant disaster.

It has also emerged that the sexy female dancer was not married or a virgin and so may have been of inferior morals.

Should women be banned from ships?

I blame the First Cox.

astrofool

JP85 wrote: »

He should have just blamed Tibor...

"Now Marge, just remember, if something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?"
―Homer Simpson

Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
Friends, co-workers, Tibor...

keeponhurling

Santa Cruz wrote: »

I blame the First Cox.

Read the OP, it wasn't her first

Curly Judge

I think she looks quite nice.
As they say round here: "She'd be better down than an acre of hay".

Nodin

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I have never driven a ship, but how did this "lady" manage to smash her way through the security and gain access to the the control room, incapacitating the captain with her sexy dance routine.
You wouldn't see it in a Bond film.

The Powers Of Darkness. Only the pure of heart or totally gay can resist them.