Tips for Shaving legs

allez

I naturally gifted in this department as im not too covered but ive been specifically told by the OH that if i shave my legs she packing her bags and leaving me for good. Any one have any tips on keeping their shaving secrets under wraps, indeed is it worth it?

Dermot Illogical

allez wrote: »

I naturally gifted in this department as im not too covered but ive been specifically told by the OH that if i shave my legs she packing her bags and leaving me for good. Any one have any tips on keeping their shaving secrets under wraps, indeed is it worth it?

Have a smoke afterwards to disguise the smell of Veet.

Layinghen

If "she who must be obeyed" says you are not to shave your legs, then do you think it would be worth it?:D

allez

Dermot Illogical wrote: »

Have a smoke afterwards to disguise the smell of Veet.

I always smoke in bed after a quick shave. Interestingly that brings me on to another point, Shaving or Waxing lads? I presume the lads on +€6000 bikes and pro's can afford laser treatment.

codie

Won't you have your legs covered up for the winter spins?

allez

codie wrote: »

Won't you have your legs covered up for the winter spins?

No i'm actually three quarters Sean Kelly 1 quarter Belgian. Winter doesn't scare me. I've also seen every series of game of thrones too so il be in my ultra ventilation shorts.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Tell her you'll not shave yours if she doesn't shave hers.

Honestly does it make any real difference????

Squidgy Black

You could make it into a couples activity.

But if she doesn't shave her legs then it's probably best for you to get out.

denbatt

Just wrap your legs in clingfilm :rolleyes: mmm smmoooth.

Raam

She will get over it.

Big Eejit

allez wrote: »

Shaving or Waxing lads? I presume the lads on +€6000 bikes and pro's can afford laser treatment.

Waxing. Hurts like fucck, but everything else grows back too quickly (I'm not especially hairy, but I am lazy when it comes to this sort of thing).

inc21

Lighter, fallowed by damp cloth. Quick 'n' easy.

Lusk_Doyle

Whatever you do...remember you're a goddess...

http://www.gillettevenus.co.uk/en-GB/venus-beauty/

Chips Lovell

Get a new girlfriend.

Joxer_S

allez

Booked meself into a beauty salon tomorrow after work. They said they're discrete and i have some fake hair to stick on so she won't notice.

Joxer_S

allez wrote: »

i have some fake hair to stick on so she won't notice.

Pics or GTFO

Unless you live in different countries or you do it with your clothes on she's going to notice.

Lusk_Doyle

allez wrote: »

Booked meself into a beauty salon tomorrow after work. They said they're discrete and i have some fake hair to stick on so she won't notice.

Seriously? Have you never shaved your face? It's the same, only on your legs. Up to the knee and down from the thigh. Best done in a warm bath I find.

allez

Lusk_Doyle wrote: »

Seriously? Have you never shaved your face? It's the same, only on your legs. Up to the knee and down from the thigh. Best done in a warm bath I find.

I'm only taking the pis$ lads haha

Rambling Man

Shaved legs. Deluded head.

DirkVoodoo

Like someone else said, not really something that makes a lot of sense now anyway given the weather.

Why not wait till next March?

You can work on softening her up to the idea in the interim. Maybe buy her one of those hairless cats for Christmas?

Lusk_Doyle

Like DV said. You can start by asking her how far up the leg she wants you to stop!

Dermot Illogical

DirkVoodoo wrote: »

Maybe buy her one of those hairless cats for Christmas?

But prepare a response for the inevitable "Are you trying to tell me something?"

fazer1

Do the under arms, chest, back sack & crack aswell.
Guaranteed she won't even notice the legs!:-)

fazer1

Do the under arms, chest, back sack & crack aswell.
Guaranteed she won't even notice the legs!:-)