Would you close down your boards account for €350?

ColeTrain

Would you do it? Closing down your account would also mean you could never, never, ever visit boards.ie ever again. No going back but the cash would be in your hand.

theblaqueguy

No

Yes I would do it where can I collect my payment?

wandatowell

No

Why €350?

EuropeanSon

God damn Loch Ness Monster

Probably not. €350 wouldn't change my situation much. Not being able to visit boards would deprive me of an interesting resource.

TheHighest92

No

i would close it for a tenner (and a handjob)

Blue Crystal

Id close it for a 1 euro all cash scratchcard

Blue Crystal

No Atari jaguar option?

Mint Aero

No I couldn't do it for a mere €350. I'm a Celtic Tiger kid, I've a big fat sense of entitlement. So I ask myself, what's the minimum I would close it for? Ummmmm.... €3,339 is more on the money

ColeTrain

theblaqueguy wrote: »

Yes I would do it where can I collect my payment?

Ten of Swords wrote: »

No, the opinions, debates and general camaraderie of boards, particularly AH, mean too much to me. I could never part with it.


SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME MY MONEY. NOW.

You've both just been added to the 'boards little black book of enemies'. You're not getting a cent either.

wandatowell wrote: »

Why €350?

Why not €350? I thought it was a figure that could spark debate and there's a joke affiliated with it. Double win as far I was concerned.

Ten of Swords

ColeTrain wrote: »

You've both just been added to the 'boards little black book of enemies'.

Will this positively affect my chances of being made a mod at some stage in the future? :pac:

loveBBhate

No

Why €350? Why the Loch Ness option? This is why...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9cn7xfBpZ3M&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9cn7xfBpZ3M

ColeTrain

Ten of Swords wrote: »

Will this positively affect my chances of being made a mod at some stage in the future? :pac:

It's a very hard book to get out of and every mod from After Hours to My Little Pony will be watching you.

theblaqueguy

No

ColeTrain wrote: »

You've both just been added to the 'boards little black book of enemies'. You're not getting a cent either.

Can I request to be added to
The "little white book of enemies" cos I'm already black

endacl

Yes. Several times. Many multiple times in fact.

ColeTrain

theblaqueguy wrote: »

Can I request to be added to
The "little white book of enemies" cos I'm already black

Of course, a special book for a special guy.

theblaqueguy

No

ColeTrain wrote: »

Of course, a special book for a special guy.

Yay I love being special!

Annasopra

endacl wrote: »

Yes. Several times. Many multiple times in fact.

Do you have that many accounts?

Corkbah

OP ... is it an offer or just another pointless thread ?

why not put a poll of how much people would accept to leave boards ? ...proper options.

mfceiling

Hmmmmmm...for tree fiddy

I'll get back to you OP...

Cee-Jay-Cee

For €3,50, yes I would.

gramar

I'm opening up accounts under other usernames as we speak. When do I get my money?

Miss Lockhart

God damn Loch Ness Monster

If I could visit but never set up another account to post from, then yes I would. But for €350 no, I would not agree to never visit boards again.

Zebra3

No

TheHighest92 wrote: »

and a handjob

Off just anyone, yeah? :eek:

copperhead

ColeTrain wrote: »

Would you do it? Closing down your account would also mean you could never, never, ever visit boards.ie ever again. No going back but the cash would be in your hand.

ah hello african prince and welcome to boards my account number is 486554751:D

Mint Sauce

Blue Crystal wrote: »

No Atari jaguar option?

I'd close it for a 6200.

sonny jim bob jones

No

Who or what exactly is going to stop me re-registering?

sonny jim bob jones

No

Mint Sauce wrote: »

I'd close it for a 6200.

Nah, it would need to be an Amiga 1200.

EuropeanSon

God damn Loch Ness Monster

sonny jim bob jones wrote: »

Who or what exactly is going to stop me re-registering?

It's a theoretical question, I suspect. :rolleyes:

tomdempsey200

i'd pay them 350 to escape this place..

Santa Cruz

TheHighest92 wrote: »

i would close it for a tenner (and a handjob)

I'd say you wouldn't be too demanding on the tenner either.

The One Who Knocks

No

Yeah 'bout three fiddy sounds good to me.

sonny jim bob jones

No

EuropeanSon wrote: »

It's a theoretical question, I suspect. :rolleyes:

It's a pointless question, I suspect. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Artful_Badger

ColeTrain wrote: »

Would you do it? Closing down your account would also mean you could never, never, ever visit boards.ie ever again. No going back but the cash would be in your hand.

So by 350 to close an account you dont actually mean 350 to close an account, you mean stop visiting boards ?

I'd take the 350, close the account and be back instantly with you non the wiser.

The One Who Knocks

No

If anyone's actually interested, I'll pay €5 via paypal for any account with over 1,000 posts.

PM me.

CrazyRabbit

Pffft...I can earn more than that in 2 hours in the Phoenix Park on Friday nights.

Err...wait, nevermind. Forget I said anything.

Wacker The Attacker

wandatowell wrote: »

Why €350?

Three fiddy yo.

Fighting Irish

yup, another forum/website will take over soon anyways

EuropeanSon

God damn Loch Ness Monster

sonny jim bob jones wrote: »

It's a pointless question, I suspect. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Oh no, I didn't realise AH suddenly required all subject for discussion to be of serious import.

When was that brought in?

Artful_Badger

EuropeanSon wrote: »

Oh no, I didn't realise AH suddenly required all subject for discussion to be of serious import.

When was that brought in?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63136207&postcount=10

Jus sayin.

marshbaboon

I'd close my account for a choc ice.

I'm only here because it's a metaphorical salt mine of rage. Barely have to dig to get my feed of tears.

Sh1tbag OToole

I would, and there are probably people on here who'd pay it to see me gone

EuropeanSon

God damn Loch Ness Monster

Artful_Badger wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=63136207&postcount=10

Jus sayin.

Might want to point out where the relevant point is there?

Asking a purely hypothetical, but nontrivial question doesn't seem to be against the rules.

scudzilla

No

I've been considering closing my account for some time now, and for free, just not happy with the way the place is run, if someone was to give me 350 aswell, no brainer

UCDVet

No

I wouldn't even hesitate.

I've spent time on lots of different forums; heck some of them even used the exact same BBCode software. These sites are always a self-perpetuating catch-22.

People come to them because they are popular.
They are popular because people come to them.

I'd just go to some other site. Things are pretty much exactly the same, especially in After Hours.

I'd leave for 100 euro and never come back.

AlanS181824

If I was given the money, I'd close it straight down then feck 'an with meself to Reddit.
Very similar to this anyway.

Artful_Badger

EuropeanSon wrote: »

Might want to point out where the relevant point is there?

That'd be in the title of the post I linked to in the charter. "No pointless, threads, posts or polls". In relation to your rebuttal of a poster who said it was pointless and your argument that you wernt aware everything had to be serious on AH or when this rule was brought in.

Like I said I was just sayin, it would hardly be the first pointless thread in AH but there was something brought in in 2009 to that effect it seems.

EuropeanSon

God damn Loch Ness Monster

Artful_Badger wrote: »

That'd be in the title of the post I linked to in the charter. "No pointless, threads, posts or polls". In relation to your rebuttal of a poster who said it was pointless and your argument that you wernt aware everything had to be serious on AH.

Like I said I was just sayin, it would hardly be the first pointless thread in AH but there was something brought in in 2009 to that effect it seems.

Not serious != pointless

RobbingBandit

Damn Loch Ness Monster, don't be askn me for no threefidy, I would close my account if someone kills Rob Schneider right now, oh I want a pot roast too.

Dee derp dee derp dee diddly derp.

Artful_Badger

EuropeanSon wrote: »

Not serious != pointless

So why you telling someone it doesnt have to be serious when they said it was pointless ??

Look it, I really dont care. All I seen was someone say it was pointless, you argue that it doesnt matter unless of some rule you missed and I linked to rule saying no pointless posts. It really doesnt warrant a full blown argument....

ColeTrain

ColeTrain wrote: »

Would you do it? Closing down your account would also mean you could never, never, ever visit boards.ie ever again. No going back but the cash would be in your hand.

Not for €350.

For €3500+ though id give it serious consideration and would only consider staying off it for 6 months max. For a five figure sum i would but would only agree to stay off it for 12 months max.

6 figure sum upwards though and id wish all you boardsies the very best

blueser

Do bears defecate in wooded areas? Damn right, I would. Where do I sign up?