Have you ever stolen anything??

G Eyed Joe

As the thread title says, it's quite simple really. Have you ever stolen anything?

I'm not not not not not not not a Garda BTW.

BillyMitchel

G Eyed Joe wrote: »

As the thread title says, it's quite simple really. Have you ever stolen anything?

I'm not not not not not not not a Garda BTW.

I stole your mothers virginity

Brego888

Your heart

theblaqueguy

I have stolen chicken from KFC

YbFocus

theblaqueguy wrote: »

I have stolen chicken from KFC

You couldn't have, they don't use chicken.

Call Me Jimmy

Not personally but I saw Lee 'Smelly' Kelly nickin' a choc-ice back in 98

Call Me Jimmy

Actually that reminds there's been times when dolly mixtures have gone astray before reaching the till

SweepTheLeg

My Mother's youth.

theblaqueguy

YbFocus wrote: »

You couldn't have, they don't use chicken.

Then what does the C stand for in KFC?

Temptamperu

Yes, but only of massive companies and never off a real person.

YbFocus

theblaqueguy wrote: »

Then what does the C stand for in KFC?

I don't know but I've had it many times and it's not chicken

sok2005

I got a gift for someone who was leaving a place i worked in, we all chipped in and I got caught to put an extra tenner in as we were short. Gave it to him, he seemed disappointed, we all went out on a goodbye night, all got drunk, i noticed he left the gift behind when we went to the club so I stole it back because his disregard annoyed me.

The only thing I ever stole and I have no regrets!

irish bloke

theblaqueguy wrote: »

Then what does the C stand for in KFC?

Chipboard

anncoates

Was an Olympic standard shoplifter as a kid and well into my late teens.

Was more about the buzz but the stuff came in handy too.

Don't know hoe I got away with it when I look back.

Ihatecuddles-old

YbFocus wrote: »

I don't know but I've had it many times and it's not chicken

Whatever it is, I like it!!

NuckingFacker

No. That stuff was only resting in my yard.

BillyMitchel

theblaqueguy wrote: »

Then what does the C stand for in KFC?

Crap?!

delw

Someones hubcaps :P

Office supplies don't count right?

creep

I like searching bins in women s toilets and sucking on used tampons, does that count?

Mickey H

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Whatever it is, I like it!!

I like it in the same way that you like cuddles.

Miss Mayhem

Not much really, I'm a relatively honest person really... sweets from a shop when I was a kid (we all did that!), stuff from the gift shop at Mosney for a dare on a school trip when I was a teenager, assorted office supplies from work (who doesn't?), and I have a couple of Gilmore Girls boxset DVDs that belong to a friend I fell out with last year (didn't mean to keep them, I only realised I still had them about 6 months after we fell out and didn't have her new mobile or address to give them back and I'm sure she still has stuff belonging to me), oh yeah and one night I came home from a night out with someone else's camera in my bag completely clueless as to how it got there (I didn't steal it honest!). Found out a few days later one of the girls I was out with put it in my bag thinking it was mine (I have a camera same colour, different model). I did try to find the owner on facebook though with no success.

electrobanana

creep wrote: »

I like searching bins in women s toilets and sucking on used tampons, does that count?

creep by name and creep by nature

Ihatecuddles-old

Mickey H wrote: »

I like it in the same way that you like cuddles.

You eat it secretly in bed after sex and make it swear never to tell anyone??

Amirani

I'm almost certain I've never stolen anything. I succumb to a guilty conscience quite easily.

irish bloke

creep wrote: »

I like searching bins in women s toilets and sucking on used tampons, does that count?

Where the fluck do they get these guys????

irish bloke

NiallSparky wrote: »

I'm almost certain I've never stolen anything. I succumb to a guilty conscience quite easily.

Nerd!!!!

BillyMitchel

creep wrote: »

I like searching bins in women s toilets and sucking on used tampons, does that count?

Do you do the same to your housemate?

bigron2109

Yeah Playboys when i was in School and used to sell them.

BabyGorilla

anncoates wrote: »

Was an Olympic standard shoplifter as a kid and well into my late teens.

Was more about the buzz but the stuff came in handy too.

Don't know hoe I got away with it when I look back.

Made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs

Dublinpato

used to sent around the shop as a kid to get bread and milk i would go into the shop with a bag from that shop in my pocket and put the stuff into it and casually walk out and keep the money.

karareilly

me and my boyfriend used to steal garden lights!!! it was jst are thing to do, have to say we had a very nice garden :P

764dak

Once I stole my friend's car when I was at his house (he wasn't there). I had it for a while. My family members wondered where I got it from but I didn't tell them. I felt guilty after a while. I decided to ditch it near my friend's house.

This was when I was 5. I will never steal a toy car again.

who the fug

BillyMitchel wrote: »

I stole your mothers virginity

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beks101

I stole a fancy Christmas bauble and a rake of jewellery from Anthony Ryan's in Galway when I was about six - I was an advanced child let's say. Mother marched me back in & made me apologize to the lovely sales lady AND give all the stuff back.

Also nicked a cookie or 2 from the M&S bakery as a rebel (mainly hungry) teenager. And once ate a pack of Minstrels while doing a grocery shop that I subsequently 'forgot' to pay for.

ButtersSuki

Whilst I have never shoplifted, I have received incorrect change (like say a tenner extra), noticed it but said nothing and kept it. Does that count?

That was when I was younger. Nowadays I'd return it. I know, I'm a spa.

ViveLaVie

Only digital stuff, music, films and e-books.

gobnaitolunacy

Yes, many times.

petes

Dónal wrote: »

Office supplies don't count right?

Of course not, same as their computers!!

splashthecash

Cadburys Creme Egg years ago...and regret it ever since

Teyla Emmagan

Tried shoplifting hairclips when I was about 10. My mother was in the shop at the time. Was delighted with myself until I got home. She shook me down until all my loot surrounded me. Was marched back in the next morning with a box of chocolates and an apology. I was mortified and terrified as she told me my father would deal with me when I got home. Thankfully when he saw my white little face he said nothing. Still the shame of letting them down stayed with me for ages.

So I learnt early on that I was not cut out for lawbreaking.

anncoates

BabyGorilla wrote: »

Made me think of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs

Great video.

Your wan putting the joint of meat/vegetables up the skirt always makes me laugh.

Butterface

Sigh. Years ago I stole £10 out of my mother's purse to buy something (can't even remember what it was now, I was about 11).

I know she noticed it but she never said anything at the time. It's been 17 years now.. I might tell her at Christmas just to get it off my chest!!

Oh and I stole chocolate cigarettes from the pound shop when I was a teenager.

And have also stolen a few beer glasses from various pubs over the years.. never considered that stealing for some reason, but of course it is.

aaabbbb

Tennis balls from the Tennis instructor when I was sa kid. I've no idea why really though and I was crap at stealing them too , was caught almost immediately !