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Eat your dinner on the jacks?

  • 19-10-2013 7:55pm
    #1
    Banjo String
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    Pe.rsonally wouldn't bother me, but undoubtedly for some, the idea of eating a meal sat on a bidet or a bog would definitely be too much to handle.
    restaurant believed to be America's first toilet-themed eatery has opened just outside Los Angeles.The bathroom has been brought into the dining room, with customers sitting on lavatories instead of chairs while they eat.

    But the restroom theme does not stop there.The food, which includes pork over rice and spicy shredded chicken, is served in miniature ceramic toilet bowls and urinals.

    But diners at the Taiwanese eatery seem to enjoy the experience.Speaking at the Magic Restroom Cafe, one said: "The way they serve us on top of some toilet dishes and sitting on top of a toilet seat, it's very unique.

    http://news.sky.com/story/1156807/toilet-restaurant-would-loo-believe-it

    When I first seen the headline. I visualized an actual diner sat on a toilet, jeans and jocks around the ankles, eating until they pooed. Something akin to the Romans and their vomitariums.

    I was let down though. :mad:


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Comments

  • #2
    harryr711
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 222 ✭✭harryr711


    Feckin hipsters


  • #3
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Grub is grub, wherever you eat it....


  • #4
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Move the microwave, kettle and TV into the bathroom and you would never have to leave it.


  • #5
    ygolometsipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    this kinda talk just stirs ****!


  • #6
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    wazky wrote: »
    Move the microwave, kettle and TV into the bathroom and you would never have to leave it.

    Don't forget a laptop...and video games. :)


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  • #7
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Someone is bound to drop a deuce in the middle of the restaurant!


  • #8
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Don't forget a laptop...and video games. :)

    Smartphones not make it to Cannuckland yet?
    ;)


  • #9
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Smartphones not make it to Cannuckland yet?
    ;)

    Yes but I like a bigger screen. :)

    Cannuckland. Ppppfffffttttt.

    Wanker. :)


  • #10
    The Dagda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    'murica...


  • #11
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Yes but I like a bigger screen. :)

    Cannuckland. Ppppfffffttttt.

    Wanker. :)

    I prefer the term 'manual stimulator" tyvm


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  • #12
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    I prefer the term 'manual stimulator" tyvm

    I'll remember that for next time. :)


  • #13
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    I'll remember that for next time. :)

    Btw, if you ever go to that restaurant, you must try the Irish delicacy of Dingleberries


  • #14
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Food goes in, food goes out, why leave!


  • #15
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Btw, if you ever go to that restaurant, you must try the Irish delicacy of Dingleberries

    I never knew there were that many Irish in Los Angeles.


  • #16
    hfallada
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,180 ✭✭✭hfallada


    I was once in a house where a man said he was dying for a sh1t. We asked him why he wasn't going for it the!n , because he had to boil the kettle so he could take a cup of tea with him.

    But I think eating on the John is a bit extreme


  • #17
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    I never knew there were that many Irish in Los Angeles.

    It's huge! There's even a gaeltacht area in East LA.
    Tabhair dom do ak47 essay!


  • #18
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Looks like a ****hole.


  • #19
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    that's how Elvis died, God rest him. Can I haz cheezburger?


  • #20
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Tabhair dom do ak47 essay!

    Give me your ak47 essay?


  • #21
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Would you not be stumbling out of the restaurant with a dead arse after the meal?


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  • #22
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Give me your ak47 essay?

    That's it, a mixture of Irish and hispanic. Gaelspic if you will !


  • #23
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    That's it, a mixture of Irish and hispanic. Gaelspic if you will !

    I get it now. The word essay threw me for a bit.


  • #24
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    Would you not be stumbling out of the restaurant with a dead arse after the meal?

    And numb legs.


  • #25
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    What's the weirdest thing you have done on the jacks?


  • #26
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    laugh wrote: »
    What's the weirdest thing you have done on the jacks?

    Had sex. Twice. :)


  • #27
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Had sex. Twice. :)

    Ditto. But only once!


  • #28
    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    laugh wrote: »
    What's the weirdest thing you have done on the jacks?
    shank


  • #29
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Ditto. But only once!

    3 times.....same night.....same person
    Ah! Nothing like a misspent youth !


  • #30
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Ditto. But only once!

    Two different guys but not at the same time....years apart in fact.


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  • #31
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Had sex. Twice. :)

    Sitting on him?


  • #32
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Two different guys but not at the same time....years apart in fact.

    Same toilet?


  • #33
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    laugh wrote: »
    Sitting on him?

    Sitting on a vital part of him. :)


  • #34
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Same toilet?

    Actually no. One was in a hospital bathroom with a lock on the door.

    The other was in an old apartment of mine when I lived in Toronto.


  • #35
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Sitting on a vital part of him. :)

    Good stuff!


  • #36
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Actually no. One was in a hospital bathroom with a lock on the door.

    The other was in an old apartment of mine when I lived in Toronto.

    Hospital?
    I'm guessing you were the visitor


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  • #37
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Hospital?
    I'm guessing you were the visitor

    Jesus lads do ye want her to give a full account of it? :P


  • #38
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Actually no. One was in a hospital bathroom with a lock on the door.

    The other was in an old apartment of mine when I lived in Toronto.

    Why would you shag in your own jacks?


  • #39
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Hospital?
    I'm guessing you were the visitor

    I was the patient. 2 weeks overdue with pre-eclampsia in the hospital. I had been in there for several days in a private room and my husband ( now an ex) was visiting.

    :)


  • #40
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    laugh wrote: »
    Why would you shag in your own jacks?

    I had a friend staying over for a few days and she was sleeping in the bedroom so the fellow and I used the bathroom.


  • #41
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    I had a friend staying over for a few days and she was sleeping in the bedroom so the fellow and I used the bathroom.

    Next time put the guest in the bathroom.


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  • #42
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Jesus lads do ye want her to give a full account of it? :P

    We got it :)


  • #43
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    laugh wrote: »
    Next time put the guest in the bathroom.

    Next time! LOL


  • #44
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    We got it :)

    The condensed version anyway. :)


  • #45
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    I was the patient. 2 weeks overdue with pre-eclampsia in the hospital. I had been in there for several days in a private room and my husband ( now an ex) was visiting.

    :)

    And you did the decent thing & took the doctor into the bathroom for a shag while your ex waited in the room? Smooth as fck! :)


  • #46
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    And you did the decent thing & took the doctor into the bathroom for a shag while your ex waited in the room? Smooth as fck! :)

    **** no!! I hated that doctor!!


  • #47
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Just thinking about Elvis reading this, it would have been a great theme for the Graceland restaurant, double cheese burger on the crapper and buy some Vicodin outside the restaurant round back,the real Elvis experience.


  • #48
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Just thinking about Elvis reading this, it would have been a great theme for the Graceland restaurant, double cheese burger on the crapper and buy some Vicodin outside the restaurant round back,the real Elvis experience.

    You mean McDonald's on Parnell St experience


  • #49
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    You mean McDonald's on Parnell St experience

    <looks up Parnell St>


  • #50
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    I'd love a cheeseburger and a ride on the jacks now.


  • #51
    Abigayle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭Abigayle


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    <looks up Parnell St other forum]
    Fixed.


    And to think there used to be a time when one had to know the right cutlery to use during courses.


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