Man fakes kidnapping to go on the lash.

Cantona's Collars · 13-10-2013 5:42pm #1

A man in Texas arranged for 2 "kidnappers" to snatch him so he could go on the beer without his wife,he now faces criminal charges.She must be some wagon if he has to go to those lengths to have a few scoops with his mates.

http://fox2now.com/2013/10/08/man-fakes-kidnapping-to-party-with-friends/

Has anyone else ever come up with extraordinary plans/excuses to go drinking with the lads?

Artful_Badger · 13-10-2013 5:43pm

What an idiot. I'd usually just inform whoever that I was going out. Never had to waste police time and terrify the family to go for a few scoops.

shruikan2553 · 13-10-2013 5:44pm

I left the house to buy rice for dinner. Came back several hours later drunk. It was more of me getting side tracked than an excuse.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo · 13-10-2013 5:46pm

It's funny the same way milk can smell 'funny'.

He's gonna get 6 years in a US Federal Prison and share a room with a fat, bald fela called Lynda. :pac:

RichT · 13-10-2013 5:49pm

This has happened to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jP_brwVyvc

rustedtrumpet · 13-10-2013 5:58pm

Dont blame him

Wacker The Attacker · 13-10-2013 6:07pm

Go on the few pints.

13-10-2013 6:20pm

If I was him I'd have myself permanently kidnapped.

I can't imagine ever having an adult relationship with someone whose permission I needed to go out or vice versa. Was grand when I was 14 and living with the parents like.

hansfrei · 13-10-2013 6:38pm

Only kidnapped?

lukesmom · 13-10-2013 6:40pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

If I was him I'd have myself permanently kidnapped.

I can't imagine ever having an adult relationship with someone whose permission I needed to go out or vice versa. Was grand when I was 14 and living with the parents like.

You'd be surprised how much it happens though, having to ask the partners permission. Mine would often ring on a Friday after work n say. 'Im going for a pint after work you don't mind do you'? and I say 'if course not no problem' . That's more informing me he's going though not really permission. I'd hate to be that bossy.

13-10-2013 6:45pm

lukesmom wrote: »

You'd be surprised how much it happens though, having to ask the partners permission. Mine would often ring on a Friday after work n say. 'Im going for a pint after work you don't mind do you'? and I say 'if course not no problem' . That's more informing me he's going though not really permission. I'd hate to be that bossy.

Oh I know yeh! Ah that's just courtesy really. "Let out" though, fcuk that for a game of tennis!

Vicar in a tutu · 13-10-2013 6:50pm

I dunno.. He sound's quite spineless to me!

13-10-2013 6:58pm

Richard Harris, allegedly, hopped on a flight back to Ireland from the UK to watch a Young Munster match without telling his wife.

He ended up going on the lash for a week or more after the game. On his return home, before his wife could say anything he said 'Well? Why didn't you pay the ransom?!'

hatrickpatrick · 13-10-2013 7:10pm

I don't understand why people stay in controlling relationships like these

mfceiling · 13-10-2013 7:51pm

Oz from auf wiedersehen pet...

I told our marjorie i was just nipping out to the bookies. 4 and a half months i was away that time.

What did she say when you got back?

Who won the 3.30?

IvaBigWun · 13-10-2013 8:13pm

RichT wrote: »

This has happened to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jP_brwVyvc

Great punchline :pac:

Nunu · 13-10-2013 8:19pm

My future father in law was sent out to get chips for the family during the Christmas holidays many moons ago. He popped into the local for a quick one and a load of the locals were gearing up to leave for the boat across to watch Utd v Liverpool. There was room on the coach and they twisted his arm(rather easily) to head off with them.
Almost 2 days after 'popping out' he returned home with 4 bags of chips😂

Femme_Fatale · 13-10-2013 8:20pm

My neighbour went to an All-Ireland back in the '70s and came back 10 days later. The wife was hard work all right I'd say.

zerks wrote: »

Has anyone else ever come up with extraordinary plans/excuses to go drinking with the lads?

Back in 2001/2 direction, an ex of mine's sister used to have awful trouble with a pal of hers being flaky - constantly cancelling and the like. Her best excuse ever was one Saturday when she cancelled going out with her friends because she had heard that "Al Qaeda was planning on bombing the centre of Cork". Genuinely.

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

I don't understand why people stay in controlling relationships like these

Part and parcel of an abusing, controlling relationship - grinding the person down to the point that they think this is as good as it gets.

Man fakes kidnapping to go on the lash.

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