Ladies, prepare to throw up in your mouth :)

check out this Wealthy Serbian looking for love...hes wearing RED shoes FFS



http://www.boredpanda.org/rich-serbian-bachelor-looking-for-bride/?image_id=crazy-rich-serbian-bachelor-shows-off-on-the-internet-to-find-love2__605.jpg

LETHAL LADY

He looks like he's taking a dump in pic 6, other than that he's gorgeous.

darkpagandeath

Money trumps looks unfortunatly

That fur coat totally does it for me :rolleyes:

Smidge

That's not his gaff!!!

No pictures on the walls and no bedding on the bed.......unless
The last Mrs Wealthy Serbian was *ahem* disposed of in the missing bedding :eek:

First thing the lucky lady will do is Gut that ugly house.

According to the Internet, he claims to be 39, living in St. Petersburg (RUSSIA), and looking for a rather young girl, 16-20 years old, for marriage. Here’s how Don presented himself: “To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for you.”

ollaetta

Not much into smiling, is he?

Smidge

Jake1 wrote: »

First thing the lucky lady will do is Gut that ugly house.

According to the Internet, he claims to be 39, living in St. Petersburg (RUSSIA), and looking for a rather young girl, 16-20 years old, for marriage. Here’s how Don presented himself: “To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for you.”

39??????

He saw that on a bus!

Renegade Mechanic

Smidge wrote: »

39??????

He saw that on a bus!

The one that hit him at about 60 miles an hour by the looks of it!

Hes the Serbian version of Liberace

Mobster taste.

Mech1

Hey go girl, try getting a divorce taking half his stuff,
see how far you get!

Smidge

Mech1 wrote: »

Hey go girl, try getting a divorce talking half his stuff,
see how far you get!

Not very fu*king far by my guess!!
Looks like all that cr*p would weigh a ton

Tramps Like Us

Bless him for trying he must be very lonely to pull a stunt like this

The Backwards Man

Ain't been this way before
But I know I'm turned on
It's time for something baby
I can't turn off
My knees are shakin' baby
My heart it beats like a drum

Mech1

dum dum, it feels like it feels like im in love

The Backwards Man

Mech1 wrote: »

dum dum, it feels like im in love

Ooo baybay

up for anything

Jesus, where does one start!

He's looking for a cleaner not a wife.

Just when I thought the bad taste of the furniture couldn't be trumped he happily presents a 3.2.1.1 that makes the rest of it look like Chippendale.

3 fur coats!

The fecking plastic still on the chairs at the kitchen table. Hopefully, he's rethought the purchase and is returning them.

Just to brighten up the study he's hung tinsel in a few places.

Links234

Opulence. He has it.

[-0-]

As the comments on the site say:

I think it is a scam. This is NOT his home. This is some sick mans idea of luring a young girl into his disgusting clutches. He is NOT 39. Even if he is, he wants a 16-20 year old? SICK. No bedsheets, plastic on the furniture and stove, no personal belongings in sight. Just posed shots in what is obviously a show home. Makes me want to puke.

They make a good point.

Missyelliot2

Pic 22 and Pic 26 -

The KKK chairs in pic 3 -
'nuf said......

Czarcasm

Between this guy and the guy in Texas, I'm beginning to wonder how long will it be before posters start linking to POF profiles to rip the piss out of them!

Smidge

[-0-] wrote: »

As the comments on the site say:



They make a good point.

I actually didn't read the comments!
That was exactly what I thought

[-0-]

Smidge wrote: »

I actually didn't read the comments!
That was exactly what I thought

It's also fairly old (2009).

This is a good dissection of it: http://www.abitare.it/en/highlights/frammenti-dallera-di-normalizzazione-dei-balcani/

MonaPizza

"Crazy Rich Ratko" took some photos in a Belgrade brothel and now seeks nice woman.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Missyelliot2 wrote: »

Pic 22 and Pic 26 -

The KKK chairs in pic 3 -
'nuf said......

You actuall went as far as pic 26...?!

grenache

This is not pc, but i don't care - any Serbian i've ever met, scared me. Granted, i've only met about 5, but i always got a bad vibe off them.

mrkiscool2

Looking through his photos this was the impression I got

canadianwoman

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has a twin. LOL

Annasopra

grenache wrote: »

This is not pc, but i don't care - any Serbian i've ever met, scared me. Granted, i've only met about 5, but i always got a bad vibe off them.

I've met a few as well - lovely lovely people - the war in that region has left many scars on many peoples mental health.

Daveysil15

He seems like a lovely chap, and he has a nice gaff. Shur what more do you want?

blatantrereg

The apparent lack of windows in his house is unsettling. The windows that are present look like they are actually mirrors.

UCDVet

I'm not gonna lie....

If I were a poor girl living in Russia, I'd jump at the chance to date weird old guy. People joke about it and all, but for a lot of people, their choice in spouse is the biggest single factor in their quality/standard of living.

I could go to college and work hard for a 50-60k annual salary (assuming I'm smart, choose a good major, land a good job)....or I could be a cute Russian girl and marry a worth millions and have a lifestyle I could never obtain on my own.

mikeym

Hugh Hefner should be jealous

Demonical

Jake1 wrote: »

First thing the lucky lady will do is Gut that ugly house.

According to the Internet, he claims to be 39, living in St. Petersburg (RUSSIA), and looking for a rather young girl, 16-20 years old, for marriage. Here’s how Don presented himself: “To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for you.”

Pull the other one!!!

blatantrereg

littlemisshobo suggested he is actually a security guard in a crap museum. The place does not look lived in at all - also you can see his torch in a couple of the pics.

NegativeCreep

I'd marry him for his money alone. And I'm a dude. He's lush

mattjack

Is he looking for 16 twenty year old girls ?

Stereomaniac

Is that sort of thing legal over there? Tom Clancy should've written that into one of his books.

Fr_Dougal

mattjack wrote: »

Is he looking for 16 twenty year old girls ?

He'd never be able to keep up with 16 of them...

Lyaiera

This man brings shame to his name, shame to his family's name and shame to the sparkly Serbian bow tie of courtship.

padd b1975

There's bound to be some woman out there who will be attracted to this guy apparent wealth.

H2UMrsRobinson

Doesn't matter how "opulent" that gaff is, you won't get to see it - let's face it you're gonna be chained to the pipes in the basement with a guest slot on Oprah in 15 years.

Rhyme

He looks like a possessed Noel Edmonds.

Femme_Fatale

I love picture 19 - so grimly Eastern Bloc, with a tin-can Soviet style '80s car n' all. Reminds me of Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles.

Prefer the Austin guy though.

padd b1975

He also has a fax machine, could be a potential hipster there.

TeddyTedson

I knew I recognised him

Overheal

Forget the bachelor look at this related article

http://www.boredpanda.org/a-17-year-old-russian-powerlifter-with-a-doll-like-face/

I don't know whether to be afraid or look for par'Mach

MonstaMash

Overheal wrote: »

Forget the bachelor look at this related article

http://www.boredpanda.org/a-17-year-old-russian-powerlifter-with-a-doll-like-face/

I don't know whether to be afraid or look for par'Mach

Very pretty girl, the muscles detract from her femininity unfortunately

DoozerT6

Overheal wrote: »

Forget the bachelor look at this related article

http://www.boredpanda.org/a-17-year-old-russian-powerlifter-with-a-doll-like-face/

I don't know whether to be afraid or look for par'Mach

My favourite from the comments under that article:

"Death by snu snu!"