15 Undeniable Truths

if832uspx4eogt

1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

3. I take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning joined up writing really necessary?

7. Google maps really needs to start their directions on number 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my street.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection, again.

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

14. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

15. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

AnonoBoy

16. People will still be cutting and pasting stuff they got in emails to boards long after we're all dead.

lkionm

I have no willy

Gran Hermano

16 Crap from Facebook should stay on Facebook, not copy pasted onto Boards.

minidazzler

5, 6 11 and 14 are questions.

9 and 12 is a statement about yourself.

These are perfectly deniable by other people and are certainly not undeniable truths.

Rayne Wooney

Karla Uneven Seashell wrote: »

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

Your sister does

canadianwoman

Karla Uneven Seashell wrote: »

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

It's easy.

By the way the number one rule in life.......never miss an opportunity to go pee.

AnonoBoy

And Jesus did say, "Know this Peter, before the cock crows you will have denied the undeniable truths three times."

And then Peter heard the cock crow and giggled, "Cock? Hee hee!"

NegativeCreep

I am erect.

Um, is there something you want to discuss here OP?

canadianwoman

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I am erect.

Better get that looked at. It might stay that way.

wazky

16. Straws and Capri Sun cartons are made by blind people.

Amirani

I wish to deny these truths.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I am erect.

I am wet.

PizzamanIRL

Gran Hermano wrote: »

16 Crap from Facebook should stay on Facebook, not copy pasted onto Boards.

wazky wrote: »

16. Straws and Capri Sun cartons are made by blind people.

19. People can't follow a simple numbered list.

NiallSparky

NiallSparky wrote: »

I wish to deny these truths.

You need apply to the truth department. First you must fill in form FT7987 and provide a copy of current valid ID and a cheque for €76 before your application can be considered

Do people really not use joined writing

wazky

bluewolf wrote: »

Do people really not use joined writing

Iuseitallthetime?

Insect Overlord

bluewolf wrote: »

Do people really not use joined writing

... or question marks? :P

if832uspx4eogt

Wow, sorry for posting something.
I should have remembered that the sarcastic pricks wouldn't approve.

lkionm

Karla Uneven Seashell wrote: »

Wow, sorry for posting something.
I should have remembered that the sarcastic pricks wouldn't approve.

Well that's definitely an undeniable truth.

minidazzler

bluewolf wrote: »

Do people really not use joined writing

I can't understand why people would Cursive is difficult to read at the best of times. And we have computers now

Karla Uneven Seashell

Karla Uneven Seashell wrote: »

Wow, sorry for posting something.
I should have remembered that the sarcastic pricks wouldn't approve.

You are on this site long enough to know that it is a discussion forum, not a Facebook sharing site.

Please ensure you read the charter of forums before you post in them, get a feel for where you're posting so you don't have to resort to insulting other members because of your own mistake.