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****ting standing up

  • 08-10-2013 02:18PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭


    Am I the only one who does this??? How could you sit on a public toilet?? I'll admit it's a bit awkward, but I don't have much of a choice! I use the walls for support to lower myself a little and basically do the whole act standing up. It's probably good exercise for my quads too. I don't know about ye guys, but when I fanacise about licking a girl's ass cheeks, it's on the assumption that they haven't been seated on a public toilet(for some reason)!! I'd love to know how others deal with this dilemma so get cracking my friends


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 137 ✭✭Ciara GaGa


    Using the walls as support is probably just as bad as sitting on the seat...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    I cover the toilet seat with toilet paper.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Just adopt the downhill skier's approach and you'll be fine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    This could be as a result of you being a non smoking TT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭iMac_Hunt


    I put toilet paper on the seat. Taking a shit is one of the few times in the day I get to relax, there is no way I'm standing up while I'm doing it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Get one of those paleo things that let you squat above your toilet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭wilson10


    Am I the only one who does this??? How could you sit on a public toilet?? I'll admit it's a bit awkward, but I don't have much of a choice! I use the walls for support to lower myself a little and basically do the whole act standing up. It's probably good exercise for my quads too. I don't know about ye guys, but when I fanacise about licking a girl's ass cheeks, it's on the assumption that they haven't been seated on a public toilet(for some reason)!! I'd love to know how others deal with this dilemma so get cracking my friends

    What dilemna is that?, finding yourself fanticising about licking girls butts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,204 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Ye city-slickers and ye're meaningless little self-inflicted traumas. Where I grew up it was considered fashionable to run along the boreen with your mickey out, piddling away like a stallion.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    Ciara GaGa wrote: »
    Using the walls as support is probably just as bad as sitting on the seat...

    What? I'd presume people don't rub their ass's all over the walls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,204 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    iMac_Hunt wrote: »
    I put toilet paper on the seat. Taking a shit is one of the few times in the day I get to relax, there is no way I'm standing up while I'm doing it.

    Poll: Nest-Builder vs. Hovercraft FTW! :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    I don't know about ye guys, but when I fanacise about licking a girl's ass cheeks, it's on the assumption that they haven't been seated on a public toilet(for some reason)!!

    A terrible beauty is born


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭shanered


    We should stand up for our rights to sit down more often!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 137 ✭✭Ciara GaGa


    Ya never know!!, it's a public toilet like..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,047 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    Wipe seat, take cr@p sitting down.

    Irony is that its because of people like the OP that the OP does what (s)he does!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Thanks to the swear filter, I have no idea what this thread is about.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    Ciara GaGa wrote: »
    Ya never know!!, it's a public toilet like..
    like you must be a cork man like


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    I don't sh*t in public toilets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭meemeemee


    Crapping standing up is quite common in other parts of the world. And nearer to home than you think !

    On visiting quite a few places in France I was shocked to find they still had the old slab of concrete with a hole in it.

    Worse, in East London, I went to a Middle Eastern restaurant. After the meal, I went to the gents. The toilets were cubicles with no doors, with a slab of concrete on the floor with a hole in it, and chrome shower leads without a shower head attached to an outdoors style cold tap. Urgh !


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    iMac_Hunt wrote: »
    I put toilet paper on the seat. Taking a shit is one of the few times in the day I get to relax, there is no way I'm standing up while I'm doing it.

    I never tried that. I just assumed it would take too long to make sure that the entire seat is covered. It would also stick to your bum when you'd stand up afterwards.. wouldn't it??????????????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    I don't like to shíte in public toilets but if its unavoidable I just go skiing


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Pilsbury Doughboy


    Why did I even click on this thread!!! I dunno!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    You see that weird stretchy, hairy substance your body is covered with? It's called skin. Incredibly impenetrable, it prevents other people's germs from getting into your body. Just wipe down the toilet seat with paper and put your arse on it. You pick up more germs wiping your own arse than wiping the seat it's sitting on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    What if you had a dodgy pint and it sprays everywhere?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 137 ✭✭Ciara GaGa


    like you must be a cork man like

    Good one..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Pilsbury Doughboy


    Ciara GaGa wrote: »
    Good one..


    Yea with a name like Ciara, you must be a cork man!:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Liquid diet, just need to spread the cheeks and aim. Takes a bit of target practice, but once mastered you'll never go back to solids... plus you have the added bonus of no clingons.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    This is what the OP really wants...

    LINK (Wiki) :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    I don't sh*t in public toilets.

    Do you just hold it for hours until you get home?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,204 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    What if you had a dodgy pint and it sprays everywhere?

    You get the hang of controlling those via the rectal muscles, like changing the choke on a shotgun. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    they sh1te standing up in the middle of the street in Egypt


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