Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/

Mosquitoes without necks

  • 07-10-2013 12:09AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭


    I don't like people without necks. Do you? Nobody should. It's wrong not to have a neck. Also, mosquitoes suck. Get it? I am so funny. Agree with me please.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 519 ✭✭✭thecatspjs


    I dunno... people with necks have a lot to answer for


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    "I stick my neck out for nobody."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    thecatspjs wrote: »
    I dunno... people with necks have a lot to answer for

    What are you on about? You're not making any sense at all. This is a serious thread. Please get with the program.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 519 ✭✭✭thecatspjs


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    What are you on about? You're not making any sense at all. This is a serious thread. Please get with the program.

    Hitler had a neck.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    I sense you're angry, would you like to talk about it?


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    thecatspjs wrote: »
    Hitler had a neck.

    Oh Jaysis. Did he? Well, I tell you, you would have never suspected it from looking it at him, compact little fella that he was. A disgrace to all the necked peoples so he is/was (don't know if he's still with us).

    I feel bad now about being prejudiced against the neckless when we have/had (is he dead?) such evil among our own.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    pharmaton wrote: »
    I sense you're angry, would you like to talk about it?

    Not really but if you want to suck my you-know-what*, I might let you.




    *Panini, suck my panini is what I meant. It's a grilled vegetable that's good for you, mostly because it tastes like bread and cheese.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    would you like that with fries?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    He doesn't seem to have a neck of any description :D



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    zenno wrote: »
    He doesn't seem to have a neck of any description :D


    I love you. Don't freak out, it's not a sezual kind'o love. It's a heady sort'a love. The neckless kind because you get me.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭johnr1


    Lots of long necks where you are these days ? With rings n stuff?

    Off topic - I've a neck like a jockeys bollix :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Turpentine


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I don't like people without necks. Do you? Nobody should. It's wrong not to have a neck. Also, mosquitoes suck. Get it? I am so funny. Agree with me please.

    There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks.

    Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they've no necks. Necks are for sheep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Have been trying to get a copy of the beer poster with the mozzie stuck in your man's neck as he drinks from a can. It's just called "The Interceptor", I think. Anyone know anything about it please PM me or put it up here.
    Thanks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    The Female Mosquito is the one who bites.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Have been trying to get a copy of the beer poster with the mozzie stuck in your man's neck as he drinks from a can. It's just called "The Interceptor", I think. Anyone know anything about it please PM me or put it up here.
    Thanks!
    one sec.......
    GTFY The interceptor
    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Thanks for that WIL. It's going on the wall of my man-cave :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    policarp wrote: »
    The Female Mosquito is the one who bites.
    So the males just suck?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,069 ✭✭✭Tzar Chasm


    what about giraffes, beloved necky creatures, or just showing off?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Once the big mosquitoes don't take over


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    johnr1 wrote: »
    Lots of long necks where you are these days ? With rings n stuff?

    Off topic - I've a neck like a jockeys bollix :pac:

    Exactly :P. There's 'rings n stuff'. If you have a neck, it's grand. Better a 'jockey's bollix' than none at all. At least you're not a mosquito. I can live with that.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Turpentine wrote: »
    There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks.

    Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they've no necks. Necks are for sheep.

    This is incredibly profound. Incredibly. I feel myself levitating from the power diffusing from it's depths. Or may I've simply got gas.


Advertisement