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I just stood on a plug.

  • 06-10-2013 02:59PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭


    Finally heaved myself out of bed for a bathroom break.

    Leapt across the abyss that is my bedroom floor and landed on a plug, my subsequent agony compelled my body forward at which point my face smushed against the wall and I ended up in a crumpled heap of pain on the floor.

    After writhing in pain for 5 minutes, I open the question to you AH, is there anything more painful than standing on a plug?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    is there anything more painful than standing on a plug?

    Landing arse first on a plug.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 213 ✭✭meemeemee


    Snapping the "Banjo String". Allegedly.

    Worse than Childbirth. Women have it easy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    Is there anything more painful than standing on a plug?

    Getting kicked in the balls by a plug.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,113 ✭✭✭chrismon


    Stepping on Lego.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Zipping up your fly too quickly after going for a phiss.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    is there anything more painful than standing on a plug?

    Too young to remember lego?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Reading the Christianity forum.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,512 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    is there anything more painful than standing on a plug?

    Yes, yes there is...

    Kinda puts your plug antics into perspective doesn't it? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    "I crashed down on the crossbar. And the pain was enough. To make a shy, bald Buddhist reflect. And plan a mass murder."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,270 ✭✭✭Ridley


    wazky wrote: »
    Landing arse first on a plug.

    *your mileage may vary


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭decisions


    Lego or Barbie accessories.

    /thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    I just stood on a plug

    I hope you updated your Facebook status immediately?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭SparkySpitfire


    Muise... wrote: »
    "I crashed down on the crossbar. And the pain was enough. To make a shy, bald Buddhist reflect. And plan a mass murder."

    One of my relatives literally did that, and had to get her yoohoo stitched :P


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 Miss Behaviour


    Getting your eyebrows threaded by someone who clearly doesn't know what they are doing.

    Ouch!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭SparkySpitfire


    Zen65 wrote: »
    I hope you updated your Facebook status immediately?

    You know it. The world must know of the threats posed by unattended plugs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    You know it. The world most know of the threats posed by unattended plugs.

    Should have announcements that all unattended plugs will be disposed of by the Bomb Squad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,290 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    After writhing in pain for 5 minutes, I open the question to you AH, is there anything more painful than standing on a plug?

    I'd say standing on a landmine would be up there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Smashing your shin into the wooden corner of a bed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,359 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Reading the Christianity forum.

    I've been there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,735 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Imagine stepping on a plug made out of Lego!


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,512 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    kneemos wrote: »
    I've been there.

    Haha I just read your thread, talk about not getting a straight answer.

    You're probably fortunate they didn't kill excommunicate you :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭SparkySpitfire


    Imagine stepping on a plug made out of Lego!

    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Imagine stepping on a plug made out of Lego!

    Paradoxically that would be quite comfortable assuming the Lego was the base and you were allowed a mattress.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    One of my relative's literally did that, and had to get her yoohoo stitched :P

    :eek:

    cold comfort, but I hope that knocks your plug-step into the ha'penny place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Falling into a pit of glass, covered over by nettles... on fire.


    Can't imagine that being rosy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭Slick50


    Stubbing your little toe, hard enough to drive the nail out through the side of your toe. That hurts... lots.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Running for my life after drowning someone considerably tougher than me (still worth it), across the back of a car only to catch the hitch with my shin.

    Im too tall for any lifts in any garage Ive worked in. They only ever go up about an inch just past my shoulders so when the spanner I was pushing slipped, I got the edge of an aluminium sump on the top of me head.

    Actually fell to the floor and couldnt speak for a few seconds after walking under another hitch.

    Falling (stupidly) for a prank in the colledge phase where someone short said their pen went into this cabinet on the wall they couldnt reach. Let me say right now that I was quite tired and hard of concentration at that time and that it did not look like a bloody exposed junction box! All I saw was these... for all the world metal rulers going across it with gaps in between. I hadnt a clue what they were, let alone that theyd be live and only one door on the left was open, the other was closed. So in I reached. Even now, three years on, I just cant describe it.
    I learned something that day. Im not sure what, but I learned it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    I stood on a plug once. I was wearing shoes so it didn't hurt.


  • Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Having never been stabbed, shot, physically tortured or gone through childbirth, I will add the following for discussion...

    The banging of an exposed pinky toe off the corner of a door frame, usually happens on a zombie-stroll back from the bathroom during the middle of the night.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Hope you have the power to socket up OP. It's a sore thing to happen so I'm sure you're feeling a bit wiry.


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