Make a married woman laugh....

StrugglingSoul

I heard this recently "Make a married woman laugh, and you're half way there. But make a single bird laugh.. and that's all you'll get!" I'm sure if I fully understand the meaning behind this but it reminded me of a time when I was talking to a hot bird and made the mistake of expressing to her why a particular issue annoyed me. I let my guard down and showed that I cared too much about this. She found it amusing and laughed a little too much. Although I didn't realise it at the time, I somehow knew I wasn't going to get into her pants.

Sauve

Is there a full moon tonight?

pharmaton

I heard years ago, "men give love in order to get sex and women give sex in order to get love". Hey, they were right, we on the same page yet?

StrugglingSoul

Sauve wrote: »

Is there a full moon tonight?

please leave my thread

Sauve

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

please leave my thread

Mine.

Knex*

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

I heard this recently "Make a married woman laugh, and you're half way there. But make a single bird laugh.. and that's all you'll get!" I'm sure if I fully understand the meaning behind this but it reminded me of a time when I was talking to a hot bird and made the mistake of expressing to her why a particular issue annoyed me. I let my guard down and showed that I cared too much about this. She found it amusing and laughed a little too much. Although I didn't realise it at the time, I somehow knew I wasn't going to get into her pants.

Like if youz cried.

Sparks43

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

please leave my thread

All threads are property of Distilled Media not the Individual.

StrugglingSoul

Knex. wrote: »

Like if youz cried.

I didn't cry if that's what you meant

StrugglingSoul

pharmaton wrote: »

I heard years ago, "men give love in order to get sex and women give sex in order to get love". Hey, they were right, we on the same page yet?

Ah for goodness sake.. we've all heard that bloody one!

pharmaton

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

Ah for goodness sake.. we've all heard that bloody one!

we must share the same psychotherapist

uch

You Got yer Hole, stop bragging

stefan idiot jones

Sparks43 wrote: »

All threads are property of Distilled Media not the Individual.

The amount of threads started in AH which would be far more appropriate in the many other forums is staggering. They get what they deserve if you ask me (which you are not).

NuckingFacker

StrugglingSoul wrote: »

"Make a married woman laugh, and you're half way there. But make a single bird laugh.. and that's all you'll get!" I'm sure if I fully understand the meaning behind this but it reminded me of a time when I was talking to a hot bird and made the mistake of expressing to her why a particular issue annoyed me. I let my guard down and showed that I cared too much about this. She found it amusing and laughed a little too much. Although I didn't realise it at the time, I somehow knew I wasn't going to get into her pants.

Make a married woman laugh, show her your mickey..

Knex*

NuckingFacker wrote: »

Make a married woman laugh, show her your mickey..

Instructions not clear enough, mickey now stuck in ceiling fan.

NuckingFacker

Knex. wrote: »

Instructions not clear enough, mickey now stuck in ceiling fan.

A lot of celebrities are getting in trouble for that, make sure the fan is over 17, ffs.

deadeye187

tickle her feet!

confuseddotcom

If yer talking to birds and trying to make them laugh, it's Ballygoslow ya need to be going to. White Coat jobbie for ya.

Think I'll start calling men hippos or elephants or giraffes or something.


Where did the term "bird" originate from anyway?? I like the word beure though.

Doc Ruby

confuseddotcom wrote: »

Where did the term "bird" originate from anyway?? I like the word beure though.

Eastenders?

Gee Bag

pharmaton wrote: »

I heard years ago, "men give love in order to get sex and women give sex in order to get love". /quote]


Sounds a bit like Bruce Forsyth 'nice to see you, to see you....nice'

SparkySpitfire

I don't get the saying?

SV

Train thread? Train thread.

pharmaton

Gee Bag wrote: »

pharmaton wrote: »

I heard years ago, "men give love in order to get sex and women give sex in order to get love".

Sounds a bit like Bruce Forsyth 'nice to see you, to see you....nice'

never got that one either

Bungarra

confuseddotcom wrote: »

If yer talking to birds and trying to make them laugh, it's Ballygoslow ya need to be going to. White Coat jobbie for ya.

Think I'll start calling men hippos or elephants or giraffes or something.


Where did the term "bird" originate from anyway?? I like the word beure though.

I don't get this. If you're trying and succeeding i see no other way... Unless you're an asshole and she's one of them women who are looking for one.:rolleyes:

confuseddotcom

/dontgetcha

IM0

Doc Ruby wrote: »

Eastenders?

its actually a traveller word :eek: saw programme on tv3 about irish trsvellers in america a few weeks ago, where they were giving examples of their own language and that was one of the words they use

beour is girl

StrugglingSoul

uch wrote: »

You Got yer Hole, stop bragging

Who said I got my hole?

Santa Cruz

confuseddotcom wrote: »

If yer talking to birds and trying to make them laugh, it's Ballygoslow ya need to be going to. White Coat jobbie for ya.

Think I'll start calling men hippos or elephants or giraffes or something.


Where did the term "bird" originate from anyway?? I like the word beure though.

It's because they are fond of picking up worms

Santa Cruz

IM0 wrote: »

its actually a traveller word :eek: saw programme on tv3 about irish trsvellers in america a few weeks ago, where they were giving examples of their own language and that was one of the words they use

beour is girl

The travellers don't have their own "language". All they have is a few slang words which do gooders try to portray as a language in order to push the ethnic line and qualify them for more handouts

Sir Osis of Liver.

Santa Cruz wrote: »

It's because they are fond of picking up worms

Some of them have feathery arses and sharp toenails.

StrugglingSoul

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Some of them have feathery arses and sharp toenails.

I've already had enough of those 'bird' jokes. Why are you making jokes to strangers. Get a life and address the question the thread poses.

StrugglingSoul. Do not start any more threads in After Hours.