Stop and listen for once. Dont take offence so easily.

Elbaston

Has it ever occurred to you that people might say what they say for genuine reasons.
For example, recently while at a petrol station I realized that when the man in the hooded jacket had told me to smell my ma it was for the safety of my mother. Turns out the man was blind, but had an excellent sense of smell and could tell that my mother had spilled some petrol on her shoes. We were on our way to a fireworks display. Anything could have happened.
Since then I've had several people tell me to smell my ma. Have you smelled your ma recently.

NuckingFacker

I can, usually from twenty feet. She's rather elderly..

Insect Overlord

What is this I don't even

stefan idiot jones

Thst man has incredible senses. How he csn differentiate between the petrol on her shoes, the petrol seeping into the forecourt and the petrol in the air not to mention on the bottom of your shoes.

Gifted and bollocks.

pharmaton

you had me at smell your ma

wil

Stop talking for once, and don't be so offensive.

Smell you later

Elbaston

wil wrote: »

Stop talking for once, and don't be so offensive.

Smell you later

I know you will son.
I know you will.

General General

NuckingFacker wrote: »

I can, usually from twenty feet. She's rather elderly..

So, you're effectively saying that everyone smells your ma?

uch

I'd have to dig her up first

NuckingFacker

General General wrote: »

So, you're effectively saying that everyone smells your ma?

I'm saying she smells, herself.

wil

Elbaston wrote: »

I know you will son.
I know you will.

Dad? Are you sure? Thought you'd be taller.

Ronin247

And that reminds me kids.....dont do drugs

loseyourself

I like to take a good whiff of her knickers now and then.

I also gargle my mothers period.

NuckingFacker

loseyourself wrote: »

I like to take a good whiff of her knickers now and then.

I also gargle my mothers period.

There's always one lad who just goes too far. You're it today. Your prize will be along shortly.

stoeger

If he had stuck his finger up my nose and said smell you ma i think i would be truly offended

MadsL

I had Korean food tonight. Smell me tomorrow alright.

pow wow

No, I haven't smelled your ma recently. Weirdo!

Gummy Panda

MadsL wrote: »

I had Korean food tonight. Smell me tomorrow alright.

Did they provide a complimentary copy of StarCraft to play while enjoying your meal?

losthorizon

Elbaston wrote: »

Has it ever occurred to you that people might say what they say for genuine reasons.
For example, recently while at a petrol station I realized that when the man in the hooded jacket had told me to smell my ma it was for the safety of my mother. Turns out the man was blind, but had an excellent sense of smell and could tell that my mother had spilled some petrol on her shoes. We were on our way to a fireworks display. Anything could have happened.
Since then I've had several people tell me to smell my ma. Have you smelled your ma recently.

Drunk 01.00 AM threads seem good at the time...

Although in fairness when I do them the spelling and grammar is usually all over the place and my fingers can barely make contact with the keyboard.

mad muffin

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