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The Party Line

  • 04-10-2013 10:35am
    #1
    sok2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,073 ✭✭✭


    Has anyone seen this ad on tv? It's not even midday yet! Call a free phone number to talk to guy waiting to "party". Chinking glasses would be impossible through the phone, they obviously never thought of that.


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  • #2
    DamagedTrax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    what happens when you dont toe the party line?


  • #3
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    When I talk to guys on the phone who "want to party" I normally end up selling them cocaine.


  • #4
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    DamagedTrax wrote: »
    what happens when you dont toe the party line?

    Four words: Joan. Burton. Party. Whip. :eek:


  • #5
    DamagedTrax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Four words: Joan. Burton. Party. Whip. :eek:

    oh god.. all i wanted was to talk to girls from my area who are waiting to take my call :(


  • #6
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    DamagedTrax wrote: »
    oh god.. all i wanted was to talk to girls from my area who are waiting to take my call :(

    Genuine girls?


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  • #7
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    DamagedTrax wrote: »
    what happens when you dont toe the party line?

    Mary Lou McDonald will crush you with her tits.


  • #8
    force eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Four words: Joan. Burton. Party. Whip. :eek:

    They don't call her Moan Burton for nothing....


  • #9
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,763 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    "Hi! I see you're in Anonymous Proxy too! Wanna come over and hang out?"

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #10
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    sok2005 wrote: »
    Has anyone seen this ad on tv? It's not even midday yet! Call a free phone number to talk to guy waiting to "party". Chinking glasses would be impossible through the phone, they obviously never thought of that.

    This one?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs


  • #11
    ifeelill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 502 ✭✭✭ifeelill


    BJVaTIrCUAAaPkp.jpg

    Krusty: Ooh! Sex Chat! (dials)
    Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party!
    Krusty: Hello?
    Man 1: Hello?
    Man 2: Hello?
    Apu: Are there any women here?
    Krusty: Hello!?
    Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
    Krusty: Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
    Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.



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  • #12
    Riskymove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,900 ✭✭✭✭Riskymove


    ifeelill wrote: »
    BJVaTIrCUAAaPkp.jpg

    Krusty: Ooh! Sex Chat! (dials)
    Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party!
    Krusty: Hello?
    Man 1: Hello?
    Man 2: Hello?
    Apu: Are there any women here?
    Krusty: Hello!?
    Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
    Krusty: Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
    Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.



    Teenagers: Silly fecking priests...ha ha


  • #13
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    sok2005 wrote: »
    Chinking glasses would be impossible through the phone, they obviously never thought of that.

    At least once you update to iOS 7, your phone is waterproofed, so splashes will not be an issue!


  • #14
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Four words: Joan. Burton. Party. Whip.

    Now there's a sentence that holds so much promise, so much pain and so much self-loathing the next morning


  • #15
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    dr strangelove wrote: »
    Now there's a sentence that holds so much promise, so much pain and so much self-loathing the next morning

    Apt username.


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