Farming Chit Chat III

Kovu

Boaty wrote: »

I'm sure I'll get used to it, I assume this chat is most active at night?

Yep, it'll be back to farming chat tomorrow!

darragh_haven

Boaty, all will back to normal chit chat in about an hour when fellas get up for work. There was an explosion of hormones or something between that threesome last night. Its not normal......

darragh_haven

Off to work, about an hour late. Got called by an elderly neighbour, he had the vet coming to do a cesarean. His lazy ****er of a son wouldn't answer his phone.
That was my first time in 10 years helping during a cesarean. Ah, the memories!

whelan1

Boaty wrote: »

Need to sort out all the emails I'm getting from boards.I was expecting more farming chat suprisingly.

You can stop the emails . Welcome to farming and forestry you will soon learn to ignore a lot of the late night posters on here

darragh_haven

Off to work, about an hour late. Got called by an elderly neighbour, he had the vet coming to do a cesarean. His lazy ****er of a son wouldn't answer his phone.
That was my first time in 10 years helping during a cesarean. Ah, the memories!

C0N0R

Jesus there's been some activity on here over the past few days, but be the changing of the clocks! Just back from a weekend in Wellington, think ill be off the drink for a while, $5 Jameson and coke is a terrible idea. Mating in full swing here, getting good numbers, should hopefully submit 90% in the first three weeks. Cut about 40acres for silage there a week ago and starting to shut up bits and pieces on the grazing block to now, summer seems to be coming in got the nose burnt off meself and weekend so the shorts are well and truly out now.

Brown Podzol

darragh_haven wrote: »

Boaty, all will back to normal chit chat in about an hour when fellas get up for work. There was an explosion of hormones or something between that threesome last night. Its not normal......

Short circuit between the ba!!s and the brain.

Sharpshooter82

darragh_haven wrote: »

Boaty, all will back to normal chit chat in about an hour when fellas get up for work. There was an explosion of hormones or something between that threesome last night. Its not normal......

Ah it was a full moon or something
Anyway bob started it

bob charles

Sharpshooter82 wrote: »

Ah it was a full moon or something
Anyway bob started it

all i done was ask a question

when I used to keep a good few bulls, a full moan would drive them bonkers

Sharpshooter82

bob charles wrote: »

all i done was ask a question

We got into enough trouble last night so we will just file that one away

darragh_haven

bob charles wrote: »

all i done was ask a question

when I used to keep a good few bulls, a full moan would drive them bonkers

Is it you or the heifers moaning.

Sharpshooter82

darragh_haven wrote: »

Is it you or the heifers moaning.

I think he's a little frustrated lately

bob charles

darragh_haven wrote: »

Is it you or the heifers moaning.

I would have taught any target would have done the trick for them

onyerbikepat

I think this Farming Chit Chat thread is dying a slow death.:(

bob charles

onyerbikepat wrote: »

I think this Farming Chit Chat thread is dying a slow death.:(

nothing like coming to a funeral late, you might as well stay away Pat

whelan1

onyerbikepat wrote: »

I think this Farming Chit Chat thread is dying a slow death.:(

It's the late night people who should know better that are responsible

whelan1

Sharpshooter82 wrote: »

We got into enough trouble last night so we will just file that one away

you deserve it for some of the stupid things ye came out with

whelan1

back to chit chat, milked, cleaned out cows trough, seperated cows ,now for some porridge, wasnt helped by daughter texting every 5 minutes to know where i was

bob charles

whelan1 wrote: »

back to chit chat, milked, cleaned out cows trough, seperated cows ,now for some porridge, wasnt helped by daughter texting every 5 minutes to know where i was

thanks for the update, no point throwing stones when your in a glasshouse

I went out checked the cattle, nudged in the feed, went banging crows of wheat, had my porridge - talented stuff I tell you's

Dampintheattic

Got up at 6.30. Had a good yawn. Than a good stretch. Then let three rippers of farts. All set for the day then.
Fed a few stock.
Does that qualify for chit chat contribution:cool:

whelan1

Dampintheattic wrote: »

Got up at 6.30. Had a good yawn. Than a good stretch. Then let three rippers of farts. All set for the day then.
Fed a few stock.
Does that qualify for chit chat contribution:cool:

well anything is better than getting up in the morning to 4 pages of pure crap on the chit chat thread:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Sharpshooter82

whelan1 wrote: »

well anything is better than getting up in the morning to 4 pages of pure crap on the chit chat thread:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Whelan it's just a bit of banter. True It may be crap but it didn't cause harm to anyone or insult anyone so what's the problem. don't read it if it doesn't interest you. Better to have all this type of messing in one thread isn't it

whelan1

Sharpshooter82 wrote: »

Whelan it's just a bit of banter. True It may be crap but it didn't cause harm to anyone or insult anyone so what's the problem. don't read it if it doesn't interest you. Better to have all this type of messing in one thread isn't it

I personally found some of your posts very distasteful I reported them and will now add you to my ignore list , no need for it at all

Sharpshooter82

whelan1 wrote: »

I personally found some of your posts very distasteful I reported them and will now add you to my ignore list , no need for it at all

Well I'm sorry in that regard and no insult was intended to yourself or others. Like I said before it was just banter but each to their own

onyerbikepat

Ah c'mon, alot of the stuff on here the last few weeks has been pure drivel. Just pages and pages of it. Or, maybe I'm just getting cranky in my old age.:D

Suckler

Simon Coveney is leading a delegation in the middle east at the moment, attended a very interesting brief discussion group this morning. Bord Bia and Kerry Group to open Dubai offices to promote Irish food in the region. He is heading for Qatar today and Saudi Arabia later in the week. Delegation of sixty people from the Agriculture sector are with him.

whelan1

onyerbikepat wrote: »

Ah c'mon, alot of the stuff on here the last few weeks has been pure drivel. Just pages and pages of it. Or, maybe I'm just getting cranky in my old age.:D

A lot of it should be done by pm

whelan1

Suckler wrote: »

Simon Coveney is leading a delegation in the middle east at the moment, attended a very interesting brief discussion group this morning. Bord Bia and Kerry Group to open Dubai offices to promote Irish food in the region. He is heading for Qatar today and Saudi Arabia later in the week. Delegation of sixty people from the Agriculture sector are with him.

sixty people:eek::eek:

Timmaay

Maybe we need an offtopic thread, separate to the chit chat, with a health warning at the top of it ha! Where bob etc can run riot, and anyone who wants to ignore can!

hugo29

ah lads, i know winter is here and we are all grumpy, but blowing off a bit of steam is no harm, its good to be able to mix the chit chat and a bit of crack, it keeps us sane, no point in falling out, no everyone kiss and make up;)

very heavy rain last night, trying to coax weanlings across what was a stream, (now a river) this morning before going to work

cute hoors would not go in unless i did, so had to wade in up to me knees with bucket of meal and low and behold they followed