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Did I get ****ed in the arse by the Polizei

  • 02-10-2013 12:17AM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47


    So here is the story. Me and my friend were at Oktoberfest. We had many many beers. Decided to go on a few rollercoasters. My friend wasn't feeling great. He puked on some girl beside him.

    Anyway she iss totally pissed. She carries us to the police station and we get a 100 euro fine. By carry us I mean her and her friend. Now we could have legged it but I thought it was so ridiculous I wanted to see what the police would say so I let then carry me. One under each shoulder. I thought the police would have said that these two bitches be crazy. But the joke was on us. They said the laundry bill would be 100 nips. I ****ing cried. Is this a disgrace?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    So here is the story. Me and my friend were at Oktoberfest. We had many many beers. Decided to go on a few rollercoasters. My friend wasn't feeling great. He puked on some girl beside him.

    Anyway she iss totally pissed. She carries us to the police station and we get a 100 euro fine. By carry us I mean her and her friend. Now we could have legged it but I thought it was so ridiculous I wanted to see what the police would say so I let then carry me. One under each shoulder. I thought the police would have said that these two bitches be crazy. But the joke was on us. They said the laundry bill would be 100 nips. I ****ing cried. Is this a disgrace?

    Call Joe. Tell him its a disgrace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    You shouldn't air your dirty laundry in public ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 540 ✭✭✭kevin65


    So here is the story. Me and my friend were at Oktoberfest. We had many many beers. Decided to go on a few rollercoasters. My friend wasn't feeling great. He puked on some girl beside him.

    Anyway she iss totally pissed. She carries us to the police station and we get a 100 euro fine. By carry us I mean her and her friend. Now we could have legged it but I thought it was so ridiculous I wanted to see what the police would say so I let then carry me. One under each shoulder. I thought the police would have said that these two bitches be crazy. But the joke was on us. They said the laundry bill would be 100 nips. I ****ing cried. Is this a disgrace?

    I have found the german police to be curteous and fair. How would you feel if a drunkard puked on you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Fair play to the girls and the cops.

    Being puked on is right next to assault in my book.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    That's sickening behaviour.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 HandsomeJonny


    How is it assault. It's a beerfestival and we went on a ride. What does she expect?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭hfallada


    Its Germany. You can lose you car driving license of being drunk and disorderly walking. Germans just find being wasted in Public acceptable. Looks like you found out the hard way OP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Your friend puked ON someone and you're complaining about being fined?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 HandsomeJonny


    Yeah it's a bit of puke. She should get the **** over it. 100 euro is ridiculous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    How is it assault. It's a beerfestival and we went on a ride. What does she expect?
    I'd say she expected not having some drunken lout being sick all over her and ruining her evening.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Count yourself lucky it wasn't a good hiding you got, instead of a paltry fine, from some big German bloke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Yeah it's a bit of puke. She should get the **** over it. 100 euro is ridiculous.

    so she has to go home and wash and change her clothes, missing the rest of her evening out - 100 euro is fair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 HandsomeJonny


    Your friend puked ON someone and you're complaining about being fined?
    Muise... wrote: »
    so she has to go home and wash and change her clothes, missing the rest of her evening out - 100 euro is fair.

    She was going home anyway!!! It's robbery. The police thought it was funny. The corrupt dicks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 489 ✭✭mlumley


    You were drunk and went on a rollercoaster, asking for trouble if you ask me. Sympathy rating.....-5.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    How is it assault. It's a beerfestival and we went on a ride. What does she expect?
    Toooooooooooooooo... not be thrown up on?

    Getting 'make a tit of yourself' drunk isn't something that tends to fly in most other countries, and "ah but sure we're Irish!" is not an excuse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Only your sphincter can answer that, if only it could talk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Its a tough world out there. Here people are more compassionate and would nearly feel sorry for the person doing the puking.

    What if someone drops dead on the street in germany? Do they send the bill for littering to the family?

    I dont know why people think Germany is such a great country. Shower of money grabbers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Only your sphincter can answer that, if only it could talk.

    I'm hearing it loud and clear!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Yeah it's a bit of puke. She should get the **** over it. 100 euro is ridiculous.

    Do you not think its an extremely knackery thing to do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭fatherted1969


    This thread disappoints


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 HandsomeJonny


    Yeah. But he apologised. He didn't mean to. 100 euro is ****ing harsh! Everyone on this thread is thinking "Drunken Idiot" la da da da. It's not true. We were not drunken louts as described. To be honest he got sick cos of the ride more than the alcohol. He was sober as a drunk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Yeah. But he apologised. He didn't mean to. 100 euro is ****ing harsh! Everyone on this thread is thinking "Drunken Idiot" la da da da. It's not true. We were not drunken louts as described. To be honest he got sick cos of the ride more than the alcohol. He was sober as a drunk.

    I dunno lad. I would never wish someone to get fined for puking but people are just greedy. They must reckon their USC will be lower if enough of those fines are issued


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭pockets3d


    Was in Germany during the summer. Some fella on the train didnt have a ticket , grand wee conductor doll checks our tickets n leaves . comes back with some **** huge German lad . he looked like a disappointed secondary school master just shaking his head st the poor fella (no shoes, first hint ) they row for a while over the price of the ticket until the train reaches its stop . the lad tries to push past the inspector , inspector grabs him by the throat n shoves him against the wall . gives him a few belts n throws him off the train.

    Tl:Dr OP I hope you had money for the fine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Paramite Pie


    How is it assault. It's a beerfestival and we went on a ride. What does she expect?

    Wait, were you both fined or just your friend??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Bullchomper


    pockets3d wrote: »
    Was in Germany during the summer. Some fella on the train didnt have a ticket , grand wee conductor doll checks our tickets n leaves . comes back with some **** huge German lad . he looked like a disappointed secondary school master just shaking his head st the poor fella (no shoes, first hint ) they row for a while over the price of the ticket until the train reaches its stop . the lad tries to push past the inspector , inspector grabs him by the throat n shoves him against the wall . gives him a few belts n throws him off the train.

    Tl:Dr OP I hope you had money for the fine

    :eek:

    I think the fine is ridiculously over the top. €50 would have covered a cab home and dry cleaning expenses with plenty to spare.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 HandsomeJonny


    Just my friend. Still I think we were screwed over by corruption to be honest. I've lost all faith in whatever police force there is here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Just my friend. Still I think we were screwed over by corruption to be honest. I've lost all faith in whatever police force there is here.

    I'm calling you OverlyDramaticJonny from now on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    What a disappointing thread. From the title I was expecting "We got dragged downstairs to some dark room in the station basement where a huge hairy German policeman wearing lederhosen and a gimp mask tied us to a large barrel and went to work".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    I'm finding aspects of this story very hard to digest.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,431 ✭✭✭Blondie919


    By carry us I mean her and her friend.

    One under each shoulder.


    How small are you and your friend? Or were these two girls huge? Do you mean two girls carried you while your mate walked alongside? Or each girl carried both of you? I'm confused.

    And anyway, you probably were fined a bit too much but ye did ruin someone's day out.


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