Did I get ****ed in the arse by the Polizei

HandsomeJonny

So here is the story. Me and my friend were at Oktoberfest. We had many many beers. Decided to go on a few rollercoasters. My friend wasn't feeling great. He puked on some girl beside him.

Anyway she iss totally pissed. She carries us to the police station and we get a 100 euro fine. By carry us I mean her and her friend. Now we could have legged it but I thought it was so ridiculous I wanted to see what the police would say so I let then carry me. One under each shoulder. I thought the police would have said that these two bitches be crazy. But the joke was on us. They said the laundry bill would be 100 nips. I ****ing cried. Is this a disgrace?

Mint Sauce

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

So here is the story. Me and my friend were at Oktoberfest. We had many many beers. Decided to go on a few rollercoasters. My friend wasn't feeling great. He puked on some girl beside him.

Anyway she iss totally pissed. She carries us to the police station and we get a 100 euro fine. By carry us I mean her and her friend. Now we could have legged it but I thought it was so ridiculous I wanted to see what the police would say so I let then carry me. One under each shoulder. I thought the police would have said that these two bitches be crazy. But the joke was on us. They said the laundry bill would be 100 nips. I ****ing cried. Is this a disgrace?

Call Joe. Tell him its a disgrace.

lukesmom

You shouldn't air your dirty laundry in public

kevin65

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

So here is the story. Me and my friend were at Oktoberfest. We had many many beers. Decided to go on a few rollercoasters. My friend wasn't feeling great. He puked on some girl beside him.

Anyway she iss totally pissed. She carries us to the police station and we get a 100 euro fine. By carry us I mean her and her friend. Now we could have legged it but I thought it was so ridiculous I wanted to see what the police would say so I let then carry me. One under each shoulder. I thought the police would have said that these two bitches be crazy. But the joke was on us. They said the laundry bill would be 100 nips. I ****ing cried. Is this a disgrace?

I have found the german police to be curteous and fair. How would you feel if a drunkard puked on you?

The Backwards Man

Fair play to the girls and the cops.

Being puked on is right next to assault in my book.

Cavehill Red

That's sickening behaviour.

HandsomeJonny

How is it assault. It's a beerfestival and we went on a ride. What does she expect?

hfallada

Its Germany. You can lose you car driving license of being drunk and disorderly walking. Germans just find being wasted in Public acceptable. Looks like you found out the hard way OP

hidinginthebush

Your friend puked ON someone and you're complaining about being fined?

HandsomeJonny

Yeah it's a bit of puke. She should get the **** over it. 100 euro is ridiculous.

The Backwards Man

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

How is it assault. It's a beerfestival and we went on a ride. What does she expect?

I'd say she expected not having some drunken lout being sick all over her and ruining her evening.

Karl Stein

Count yourself lucky it wasn't a good hiding you got, instead of a paltry fine, from some big German bloke.

Muise...

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

Yeah it's a bit of puke. She should get the **** over it. 100 euro is ridiculous.

so she has to go home and wash and change her clothes, missing the rest of her evening out - 100 euro is fair.

HandsomeJonny

hidinginthebush wrote: »

Your friend puked ON someone and you're complaining about being fined?

Muise... wrote: »

so she has to go home and wash and change her clothes, missing the rest of her evening out - 100 euro is fair.

She was going home anyway!!! It's robbery. The police thought it was funny. The corrupt dicks.

mlumley

You were drunk and went on a rollercoaster, asking for trouble if you ask me. Sympathy rating.....-5.

Billy86

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

How is it assault. It's a beerfestival and we went on a ride. What does she expect?

Toooooooooooooooo... not be thrown up on?

Getting 'make a tit of yourself' drunk isn't something that tends to fly in most other countries, and "ah but sure we're Irish!" is not an excuse.

LETHAL LADY

Only your sphincter can answer that, if only it could talk.

Sh1tbag OToole

Its a tough world out there. Here people are more compassionate and would nearly feel sorry for the person doing the puking.

What if someone drops dead on the street in germany? Do they send the bill for littering to the family?

I dont know why people think Germany is such a great country. Shower of money grabbers

Muise...

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Only your sphincter can answer that, if only it could talk.

I'm hearing it loud and clear!

hidinginthebush

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

Yeah it's a bit of puke. She should get the **** over it. 100 euro is ridiculous.

Do you not think its an extremely knackery thing to do?

fatherted1969

This thread disappoints

HandsomeJonny

Yeah. But he apologised. He didn't mean to. 100 euro is ****ing harsh! Everyone on this thread is thinking "Drunken Idiot" la da da da. It's not true. We were not drunken louts as described. To be honest he got sick cos of the ride more than the alcohol. He was sober as a drunk.

Sh1tbag OToole

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

Yeah. But he apologised. He didn't mean to. 100 euro is ****ing harsh! Everyone on this thread is thinking "Drunken Idiot" la da da da. It's not true. We were not drunken louts as described. To be honest he got sick cos of the ride more than the alcohol. He was sober as a drunk.

I dunno lad. I would never wish someone to get fined for puking but people are just greedy. They must reckon their USC will be lower if enough of those fines are issued

pockets3d

Was in Germany during the summer. Some fella on the train didnt have a ticket , grand wee conductor doll checks our tickets n leaves . comes back with some **** huge German lad . he looked like a disappointed secondary school master just shaking his head st the poor fella (no shoes, first hint ) they row for a while over the price of the ticket until the train reaches its stop . the lad tries to push past the inspector , inspector grabs him by the throat n shoves him against the wall . gives him a few belts n throws him off the train.

Tl:Dr OP I hope you had money for the fine

Paramite Pie

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

How is it assault. It's a beerfestival and we went on a ride. What does she expect?

Wait, were you both fined or just your friend??

Bullchomper

pockets3d wrote: »

Was in Germany during the summer. Some fella on the train didnt have a ticket , grand wee conductor doll checks our tickets n leaves . comes back with some **** huge German lad . he looked like a disappointed secondary school master just shaking his head st the poor fella (no shoes, first hint ) they row for a while over the price of the ticket until the train reaches its stop . the lad tries to push past the inspector , inspector grabs him by the throat n shoves him against the wall . gives him a few belts n throws him off the train.

Tl:Dr OP I hope you had money for the fine

:eek:

I think the fine is ridiculously over the top. €50 would have covered a cab home and dry cleaning expenses with plenty to spare.

HandsomeJonny

Just my friend. Still I think we were screwed over by corruption to be honest. I've lost all faith in whatever police force there is here.

SV

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

Just my friend. Still I think we were screwed over by corruption to be honest. I've lost all faith in whatever police force there is here.

I'm calling you OverlyDramaticJonny from now on.

foggy_lad

What a disappointing thread. From the title I was expecting "We got dragged downstairs to some dark room in the station basement where a huge hairy German policeman wearing lederhosen and a gimp mask tied us to a large barrel and went to work".

Cavehill Red

I'm finding aspects of this story very hard to digest.

Blondie919

By carry us I mean her and her friend.

One under each shoulder.

How small are you and your friend? Or were these two girls huge? Do you mean two girls carried you while your mate walked alongside? Or each girl carried both of you? I'm confused.

And anyway, you probably were fined a bit too much but ye did ruin someone's day out.

The Backwards Man

Cavehill Red wrote: »

I'm finding aspects of this story very hard to digest.

So did the OP's 'friend'.:pac:

Billy86

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

Yeah. But he apologised. He didn't mean to. 100 euro is ****ing harsh! Everyone on this thread is thinking "Drunken Idiot" la da da da. It's not true. We were not drunken louts as described. To be honest he got sick cos of the ride more than the alcohol. He was sober as a drunk.

From your original post: "So here is the story. Me and my friend were at Oktoberfest. We had many many beers. Decided to go on a few rollercoasters. My friend wasn't feeling great. He puked on some girl beside him."

Last time I checked, 'many many beers' tend to get people drunk. When people get drunk and go on rollercoasters, resulting in throwing up on people, the end result is looking like a drunken idiot. Simples.

Different country, different culture. What flies here does not there. For being too drunk in public in Australia you can get fined up to $1,100. The police regularly walk through pubs and can fine you there-and-then, even if you're not being a nuisance but have just had too much to drink (which they deem to be four 'schooners' as a rough guideline - 430ml beers).

Vomit doesn't come out of liederhosen too well id imagine hence the €100 fine

Dyr

I went to oktoberfest and drank manny manny beers and got on some rides, this do gooder german kid strapped into the seat next to me got all chummy and asked me how many steiners I'd had, I indicated five and he suddenly became very restive and unhapppy with his lot


I didn't puke on claus von poindexter but as the ride started up I did remark that this is probably gonna be like what dive bombing in a stuka was like, it didn't lighten his mood though

biko

German police rock, puking on girls suck.

Billy86

foggy_lad wrote: »

What a disappointing thread. From the title I was expecting "We got dragged downstairs to some dark room in the station basement where a huge hairy German policeman wearing lederhosen and a gimp mask tied us to a large barrel and went to work".

"Then Enda Kenny showed up with a samurai sword... and just gave it to them before walking off. The b*stard."

MonkstownHoop

you should have been fined for going to Oktoberfest

Cavehill Red

The Backwards Man wrote: »

So did the OP's 'friend'.:pac:

You think so?

HandsomeJonny

The two girls carried me. I am not big but not small but could have easily got away. I just went along with it. They picked me cos my mate is huge. Not a hope they'd lift him. We just went along with it cos we thought the police would laugh in their face!!! **** sake. We were wrong!

Blondie919

Ye should have legged it. German police gonna favour their fellow countrymen (and women) over two drunken foreigners.

Billy86

Blondie919 wrote: »

Ye should have legged it. German police gonna favour their fellow countrymen (and women) over two drunken foreigners.

As would Irish police if Irish people brought two foreigners to them who had committed a faux pas that they had thought was acceptable for whatever reason.

Different country, different culture. It's really not that tricky, but even here you get fined for throwing up in a taxi. Why should it be any different when you literally throw up on a person from your own negligence of having "many many beers" and getting on a roller-coaster?

MadsL

Has anyone used the German words "angeschickert" "a schande" or "shtick dreck"

I expect they are in the police report anyway.

ferretone

If a guy with many, many beers inside puked on me on a rollercoaster, it wouldn't matter 1 bit what country we were in. There'd be a precious part of his anatomy he wouldn't feel like using for quite some time after contact with my boot.

MadsL

A friend of mine got puked on a gig (festival) - nearest tap was miles away; poor girl had to wash in ice melt water from one of the vendors..no, she didn't think it funny having to throw ice water over herself to wash the lumps off.

lkionm

MadsL wrote: »

A friend of mine got puked on a gig (festival) - nearest tap was miles away; poor girl had to wash in ice melt water from one of the vendors..no, she didn't think it funny having to throw ice water over herself to wash the lumps off.

Was it nippy out?

Jimoslimos

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

So here is the story. Me and my friend were at Oktoberfest. We had many many beers. Decided to go on a few rollercoasters. My friend wasn't feeling great. He puked on some girl beside him.

Anyway she iss totally pissed. She carries us to the police station and we get a 100 euro fine. By carry us I mean her and her friend. Now we could have legged it but I thought it was so ridiculous I wanted to see what the police would say so I let then carry me. One under each shoulder. I thought the police would have said that these two bitches be crazy. But the joke was on us. They said the laundry bill would be 100 nips. I ****ing cried. Is this a disgrace?

Nothing in this tale suggests buggery, so to answer your original question - NO.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

foggy_lad wrote: »

What a disappointing thread. From the title I was expecting "We got dragged downstairs to some dark room in the station basement where a huge hairy German policeman wearing lederhosen and a gimp mask tied us to a large barrel and went to work".

Someone's been watching too much porn. :pac:

Jester252

Fair play to the cops. Just think of it as more of a €100 lesson than a fine, many many beer and roller coasters don't mix.

GalwayKiefer

Was it a proper fine with paperwork or did they take €100 off your mate and give it to the girl he puked on?

ardle1

HandsomeJonny wrote: »

So here is the story. Me and my friend were at Oktoberfest. We had many many beers. Decided to go on a few rollercoasters. My friend wasn't feeling great. He puked on some girl beside him.

Anyway she iss totally pissed. She carries us to the police station and we get a 100 euro fine. By carry us I mean her and her friend. Now we could have legged it but I thought it was so ridiculous I wanted to see what the police would say so I let then carry me. One under each shoulder. I thought the police would have said that these two bitches be crazy. But the joke was on us. They said the laundry bill would be 100 nips. I ****ing cried. Is this a disgrace?

We'r so Irish, we think this behaviour is normal:rolleyes: eh seriously......