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Online ****

  • 30-09-2013 8:41pm
    #1
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭


    Ever done it?


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  • #2
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    No :)


  • #3
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    No, I'm a virgin. What does it entail?

    PS: Lukesmom, that looks like a guilty smile. I think you're a slutty online wanker.


  • #4
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    You mean some people fap without the assistance of the Internet? How quaint.


  • #5
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    No, I'm a virgin. What does it entail?

    PS: Lukesmom, that looks like a guilty smile. I think you're a slutty online wanker.

    Ok you got me


  • #6
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Couldn't get the friggin laptop open the next day:mad:


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    It's rubbish. I've destroyed a couple of good laptops trying to . . . er. . . I better not say.:o


  • #8
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    nobody stays long enough on chat roulette to see me finish


  • #9
    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    It's rubbish. I've destroyed a couple of good laptops trying to . . . er. . . I better not say.:o

    Make a deposit ? :D


  • #10
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Couldn't get the friggin laptop open the next day:mad:

    Relax on the sugar and pay more attention to your username :D
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  • #11
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Give me a grainey vhs tape any day.


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  • #12
    SilverScreen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭SilverScreen


    I do my online **** through **** of Ireland. Thought about switching to Ulster **** a while back but decides to stick to the type of **** I've been used to since I was 13.


  • #13
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Ok you got me

    I think you just took my online **** cherry. The thrill of catching you out in your slutty lie made me touch myself. It was pleasing.


  • #14
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Artful_Badger wrote: »
    Make a deposit ? :D
    That's the one.:pac:

    Back to witty one-liner school for me. . . . .


  • #15
    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    It was the ectoplasm


  • #16
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I think you just took my online **** cherry. The thrill of catching you out in your slutty lie made me touch myself. It was pleasing.


    Get a room you two and send us the pics.


  • #17
    haveabanana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭haveabanana


    SilverScreen wrote: »
    I do my online **** through **** of Ireland. Thought about switching to Ulster **** a while back but decides to stick to the type of **** I've been used to since I was 13.

    That **** 365 is a great service altogether.


  • #18
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    SilverScreen wrote: »
    I do my online **** through **** of Ireland. Thought about switching to Ulster **** a while back but decides to stick to the type of **** I've been used to since I was 13.

    Sashes and bowler hats don't do it for you?


  • #19
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    SilverScreen wrote: »
    I do my online **** through **** of Ireland. Thought about switching to Ulster **** a while back but decides to stick to the type of **** I've been used to since I was 13.

    You should try Allied Irish ****. Online festival.
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  • #20
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    SilverScreen wrote: »
    I do my online **** through **** of Ireland. Thought about switching to Ulster **** a while back but decides to stick to the type of **** I've been used to since I was 13.
    I hear it's all self-service **** machines now, the days of a girl helping you with your **** are a thing of the past.


  • #21
    KwackerJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,126 ✭✭✭KwackerJack


    That reminds me......must throw down that wooden floor!

    Carets getting eh old :/


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  • #22
    SilverScreen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭SilverScreen


    crosstownk wrote: »
    You should try Allied Irish ****. Online festival.
    Sounds better than Anglo-Irish ****.


  • #23
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I hear high street **** is a thing of the past, but Sweden seems to feel differently.


  • #24
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    MadsL wrote: »
    I hear high street **** is a thing of the past, but Sweden seems to feel differently.
    They have drive-thru **** in the States don't they?


  • #25
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Who is The **** of America?


  • #26
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Roll on the next **** holiday.


  • #27
    crosstownk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    They have drive-thru **** in the States don't they?

    Super size me!
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  • #28
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    They have drive-thru **** in the States don't they?

    Yes, and corporate **** that is the envy of the world.


  • #29
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    The **** crisis nearly killed me.


  • #30
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Thank God for the **** guarantee in all I can say.


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  • #31
    Miss Behaviour
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 ✭Miss Behaviour


    LOL at some of the posts!!

    My ex wanted me to do this on Skype. It sounded like a good idea but I couldnt' do it - even after too many shots! I am sure it works for some people.


  • #32
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    All the time. I went ages without doing it, now I do it every night :o


  • #33
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I find being able to do my **** without leaving my desk at work a great convenience. I do make a point of filing the paperwork immediately afterwards though, out of consideration for my colleagues, as I'm sure it would embarrass them to see what I just deposited.


  • #34
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    All the time. I went ages without doing it, now I do it every night :o

    **** on Skype?


  • #35
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    All the time. I went ages without doing it, now I do it every night :o

    **** on Skype?


  • #36
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    **** on Skype?

    No, do my internet ****. I call it having an Allied Irish.


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  • #37
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    My **** is "the **** that likes to say YES"


  • #38
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    **** on Skype?
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    **** on Skype?

    Subliminal messaging?


  • #39
    Elbaston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston


    I use Deutsche-****.

    Its just like normal online ****, but with more leather, p1ss, and 80's muff.


  • #40
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    SilverScreen wrote: »
    Sounds better than Anglo-Irish ****.


    PERMAWANK TSB


  • #41
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Irish **** Resolution Corporation - for when you can't quite finish.


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  • #42
    DominoDub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭DominoDub


    Main page had this a Thread followed by one with the Title "Fast & Furious 7" in the film forum :D


  • #43
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    They have drive-thru **** in the States don't they?

    They so and we have them here too. Personally, I prefer the Royal **** of Canada for all my online **** needs. :)


  • #44
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,076 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    According to Billy Connolly, the word "****" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of a metal bed frame creaking under the stress induced by the oscillations of its occupant ... I've never tried doing it on-line, however - I'd be worried that I wouldn't hear the train (um ... ) coming. :eek:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #45
    Filibuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Filibuster


    bnt wrote: »
    According to Billy Connolly, the word "****" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of a metal bed frame creaking under the stress induced by the oscillations of its occupant ... I've never tried doing it on-line, however - I'd be worried that I wouldn't hear the train (um ... ) coming. :eek:

    Billy Connolly is the face of **** of Scotland...


  • #46
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    MadsL wrote: »
    I find being able to do my **** without leaving my desk at work a great convenience. I do make a point of filing the paperwork immediately afterwards though, out of consideration for my colleagues, as I'm sure it would embarrass them to see what I just deposited.


    Invisible ink FTW* :D



    *For The Win... Perverts!


  • #47
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    It's great, I can deposit my liquid assets in the middle of the night if I want. And what I have left on-hand is taken care of by trickle down economics.


  • #48
    Filibuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Filibuster


    I heard you got fingered when you went into the Irish Nationwide **** Society??


  • #49
    GT_TDI_150
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    It used to be really akward to do you **** at those high counters in front of every one, nevermind having to queue up until someone was free to help with the ****.

    Tinternet got rid of that now, on the back of the bus, at the mother in laws, in the changing rooms i can **** anywhere i want now!

    And if ya want some cash in exchange for ****, those **** cards in the wallet are well handy just dont let them expire ;)

    And dont get me started on that foreign exchange **** ....


  • #50
    Elbaston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    It's great, I can deposit my liquid assets in the middle of the night if I want. And what I have left on-hand is taken care of by trickle down economics.

    Ewwwhuuwww


  • #51
    ardle1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Ever done it?

    What exactly do you mean? Filming yourself **** and posting it online, like all those gorgeous chicks on RedTube!!! :confused:
    Or watching said RedTube chicks online and ****!!!:o


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