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Lessons you've learnt about the opposite sex

29-09-2013 9:12pm

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IvaBigWun

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus etc. But what has experience thought you? The following are especially true in the early stages:

Make them think that they need you more then you need them.

A great smile and loads of eye contact goes a long way.

Give her bottom lip the odd glance when they're talking (works a treat )

What lessons have you learnt about the opposite sex over the years?

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#2 29-09-2013 9:12pm

dundalkfc10

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That 90% of women are mental

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#3 29-09-2013 9:13pm

marshbaboon

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I've learned not to trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

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#4 29-09-2013 9:13pm

Frosty McSnowballs

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Periods are evil

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#5 29-09-2013 9:13pm

Lux23

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dundalkfc10 wrote: »

That 90% of women are mental

Because 100% of men are idiots.

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#6 29-09-2013 9:13pm

marshbaboon

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Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Periods are evil

SNAP!

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#7 29-09-2013 9:14pm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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Men are crap at reading signs.
Women are crap at givign out accurate signs.

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#8 29-09-2013 9:14pm

Rega

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Women are snakes with tits

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#9 29-09-2013 9:15pm

mikemac1

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Women love to cry to you about the bastards who treat them badly

And yet they go for this sort of lad again and again

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#10 29-09-2013 9:16pm

lahalane

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUH34iqK7cI But really, I haven't learned a thing about them...

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#11 29-09-2013 9:16pm

pebbles21

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99% of women give the rest of them a bad name!

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#12 29-09-2013 9:16pm

Muise...

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They're grand.

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#13 29-09-2013 9:17pm

Sir Osis of Liver.

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Womens brains are almost as big as the human brain.

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#14 29-09-2013 9:17pm

Legs.Eleven

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The differences in gender are exaggerated massively.

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#15 29-09-2013 9:18pm

Timmyctc

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Legs.Eleven wrote: »

The differences in gender are exaggerated massively.

Yeah if you look closely enough the cocks and vajayjays all look the same.

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#16 29-09-2013 9:22pm

marshbaboon

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Timmyctc wrote: »

Yeah if you look closely enough the cocks and vajayjays all look the same.

I like that term. It's swiftly become my favorite descriptive for lady parts.

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#17 29-09-2013 9:23pm

Micky Dolenz

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This was never going to end well.

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