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Columbian (Peruvian) Marching Powder

  • 27-09-2013 06:40PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8


    Hi,

    Sorry if this is the wrong forum. But I only found one for smoking and non-drinkers.

    I have a genuine theorestical question about Columbian Marching Powder, Snoot Toot, The Devils Dandruff, Nose Candy, Peruvian Quaker Oats.

    How easy it is to get in Ireland ?
    What does it cost ?
    What is the quality like ?
    What happens if you get caught with it ?
    What sort of characters do you have to deal with ?
    Presumably you can get in in Dublin. What about rural Ireland ?

    Am I allowed to ask these questions ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Idonoze wrote: »
    How easy it is to get in Ireland ?
    Depends.
    What does it cost ?
    Depends.
    What is the quality like ?
    Depends.
    What happens if you get caught with it ?
    Depends.
    What sort of characters do you have to deal with ?
    Depends.
    Presumably you can get in in Dublin. What about rural Ireland ?
    Depends.

    Hope I cleared that up for you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,494 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    lol


  • Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not sure, maybe try a joke shop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Idonoze wrote: »
    What sort of characters do you have to deal with ?

    C, O, A, I, N, E


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Not sure, maybe try a joke shop.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Reckon a dealer could answer them questions for ya


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 Idonoze


    I know. But I am not in Ireland. And I dont know anyone.

    Recent newspaper story said that Ireland is one of Europes top countries for usage. So thought somebody might know.

    http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/ireland-among-heaviest-users-of-cocaine-in-europe-1.1408749


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    Idonoze wrote: »
    Hi,

    Sorry if this is the wrong forum. But I only found one for smoking and non-drinkers.

    I have a genuine theorestical question about Columbian Marching Powder, Snoot Toot, The Devils Dandruff, Nose Candy, Peruvian Quaker Oats.

    How easy it is to get in Ireland ?
    What does it cost ?
    What is the quality like ?
    What happens if you get caught with it ?
    What sort of characters do you have to deal with ?
    Presumably you can get in in Dublin. What about rural Ireland ?

    Am I allowed to ask these questions ?

    Nice try officer!!!! ;-)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 Idonoze


    LOL ! :D:rolleyes::P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Idonoze wrote: »
    I know. But I am not in Ireland. And I dont know anyone.

    It's around. It's expensive. It's poor quality (for the most part). What happens if you get caught depends on how much you have and the mood of the Garda at the time. The type of characters you deal with depends on who you know.


    The same as most drugs in Ireland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    You would be better of getting yourself a lump of turf and shmoking that.

    Although just don't go cutting it or the Turf Squad will arrest you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 Idonoze


    OK, UK, £50 for a G. Quality is dependent. In London there is somebody in practically every pub frequented by young people. Police really dont seem to be bothered. Would not be particularly scared to be pulled up and be in possession. If I went to rural UK, I would not think it would be that easy to find.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei


    Idonoze wrote: »
    I know. But I am not in Ireland. And I dont know anyone.

    Recent newspaper story said that Ireland is one of Europes top countries for usage. So thought somebody might know.

    http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/ireland-among-heaviest-users-of-cocaine-in-europe-1.1408749

    Come back ten years ago. The old drink link card near wore a hole in the cistern cover.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    Here you go laddy, try this one and go play with the traffic then.....



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    What are you cooking? I am not familiar with those ingredients. Was that recipe from Jamie Oliver or Marco Pierre White.

    Maybe you should try one of those ethnic shops where you can buy anything from powdered rhinocerous horn to a sheeps theorestical


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,029 ✭✭✭Rhys Essien


    OP,For the record,I only ever heard it being referred to as Bolivian Marching Powder.

    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Bolivian_marching_powder

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bolivian%20marching%20powder


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,592 ✭✭✭cerastes


    Thank you each and everyone of you

    I havent laughed that hard in ages


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    kupus wrote: »
    Here you go laddy, try this one and go play with the traffic then.....


    That gorgeous chick Stacey Dooley made a documentary about it and showed it being mad and people high. Walter White's blue meth doesn't even have a patch on this shît.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Idonoze wrote: »


    I have a genuine theorestical question about Columbian Marching Powder, Snoot Toot, The Devils Dandruff, Nose Candy, Peruvian Quaker Oats.

    The columbian marching powder is scarce, you might get some in Brooks Thomas or you could try Milletts. The Snoot toots are easy to get - Mollies Sweeties on fifth have boxes of the strawberry ones. The Devils Dandruff is called Icing sugar here in ireland, but it is indeed evil, and fattening. The Nose Candys common as muck and crops up a lot in Randoms - around a euro a pack IIRC. Most quaker oats are english, but Tesco stock them and they're cheap. If you insist on the peruvian ones, you'll need a specialist food store. Hope this helps and no bother atall. Cheers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Idonoze wrote: »
    Hi,

    Sorry if this is the wrong forum. But I only found one for smoking and non-drinkers.

    I have a genuine theorestical question about Columbian Marching Powder, Snoot Toot, The Devils Dandruff, Nose Candy, Peruvian Quaker Oats.

    How easy it is to get in Ireland ?
    What does it cost ?
    What is the quality like ?
    What happens if you get caught with it ?
    What sort of characters do you have to deal with ?
    Presumably you can get in in Dublin. What about rural Ireland ?

    Am I allowed to ask these questions ?

    Very easy.
    Depends on how much you want to buy.
    Crap.
    Caught by who, your parents or the Gardaí?
    Drug dealers.
    Yes.



    There you go, all questions answered.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,592 ✭✭✭cerastes


    That gorgeous chick Stacey Dooley made a documentary about it and showed it being mad and people high. Walter White's blue meth doesn't even have a patch on this shît.

    huh? each to their own I suppose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,317 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    That gorgeous chick Stacey Dooley made a documentary about it and showed it being mad and people high. Walter White's blue meth doesn't even have a patch on this shît.
    I saw that, I think it was Odessa in the Ukraine?
    Those "people" were seriously brain damaged.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,592 ✭✭✭cerastes


    I saw that, I think it was Odessa in the Ukraine?
    Those "people" were seriously brain damaged.

    Transnistria (too), you couldnt make that "country" up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    cerastes wrote: »
    huh? each to their own I suppose

    She's stunning!! Met her a couple of times in real life too and she's even more adorable and gorgeous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    PM your sort code and bank account details and the cocaine will be deposited in your account.










    .


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,643 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    wil wrote: »
    What are you cooking? I am not familiar with those ingredients. Was that recipe from Jamie Oliver or Marco Pierre White.

    Mrs. Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
    Father Ted Crilly: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
    Mrs. Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
    [She holds up a cupcake]
    Father Ted Crilly: No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle.
    Mrs. Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
    Father Ted Crilly: WHAT?
    Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Horse tranquiliser suppositries are where it's at. Shove one up your arse and youll be jumping fences in no time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Idonoze wrote: »
    Hi,
    I live in D4 and would like to buy cocaine, how do I go about it?
    Shortened down your post a bit.


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