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MonkieSocks · 2013-09-26 20:05:42

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fook off." __________________________________________ A gay guy I work with came up to me today and said, "I wish I was your wife." I said, "No, you don't - she…

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I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday.

He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"

I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fook off."

__________________________________________

A gay guy I work with came up to me today and said,

"I wish I was your wife."

I said, "No, you don't - she never takes it up the arse."

__________________________________________

As the wife and I headed off on a romantic vacation we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other.

She said, "I've always wanted to be hand cuffed"

So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase.

__________________________________________

The wife is pissed off with me again

Last night while she was fast asleep I gently swapped her Tampax for a party popper, leaving the string hanging out just enough for her to pull.

Honestly no fookin sense of humour what so ever!!

__________________________________________

This guy's in the rear of a full Hotel elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom please."

A lady standing in front of him turns around and says,

"I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."
__________________________________________

What do you call a tall guy who can masturbate 10 times in a single day?

No, it's not a joke -- I need to know what to put on my Facebook profile.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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