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Is someone trying to kill me?

  • 26-09-2013 08:28PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭


    Hello all

    Bit of an over-dramatic thread title but still,


    I just had my fourth flat car tyre, each time, nails and screws found buried into it since July.

    This ever happen to anyone else or am I just having a bizarre bit of bad luck?

    Reminded of that Ian Flemming quote from Goldfinger "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times, it's enemy action"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    If they are trying to kill you then they are adamant about the nail in the tyre method...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,359 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Might be easier ways in fairness.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    It's the mafia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    Maybe the guy you have mending the tyres thinks he's fixing shelving ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Could be easier ways, or just just be bit nail obsessed like Lahalane said. Either way, its becoming an expensive slow death.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭Brego888


    You live on a construction site


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    No construction site near me at all,

    Maybe some mechanics have gotten together to try improve business, who knows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,163 ✭✭✭Mech1


    Hello all

    Bit of an over-dramatic thread title but still,


    I just had my fourth flat car tyre, each time, nails and screws found buried into it since July.

    This ever happen to anyone else or am I just having a bizarre bit of bad luck?

    Reminded of that Ian Flemming quote from Goldfinger "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times, it's enemy action"

    Parking where you shouldnt really be? Some neighbours are b***ards.

    Maybe your a b***ard neighbour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    I suspect there's a screw loose somewhere.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭pookiesboo


    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Mech1 wrote: »
    Parking where you shouldnt really be? Some neighbours are b***ards.

    Maybe your a b***ard neighbour.


    Dont think so, I park in my designated spot, never have music blaring or cause any problems, just odd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Someone's definitely screwing with you, OP.

    Find the bastard and nail him.




    Even I'm cringing at this post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,359 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Stop driving by Woodies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    It must be the same evil baaastards that tried to assassinate Dana during the last election.

    Take care OP your dealing with dark and powerful forces.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I suspect there's a screw loose somewhere.
    Seachmall wrote: »
    Someone's definitely screwing with you, OP.

    Find the bastard and nail him.




    Even I'm cringing at this post.

    Not sure how to reply to this really. Just no....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,629 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Well I was, but seeing as you're rude enough to announce it in after hours, I don't think I could be bothered anymore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Not sure how to reply to this really.

    There are a selection of smileys found next to the reply box for your convenience.

    Might I suggest the ":D", it really is beautiful this time of year.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Chareth Cutestory


    Not sure how to reply to this really. Just no....


    Those puns do get very tyresome don't they...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Those puns do get very tyresome don't they...

    They get wheel old wheel fast.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Inbox


    Is it the rear tyre? Because usually a screw or nail lies flat on the road then the front wheels drive over it and flick it up so then the rear wheels drive over it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Inbox wrote: »
    Is it the rear tyre? Because usually a screw or nail lies flat on the road then the front wheels drive over it and flick it up so then the rear wheels drive over it.

    SCIENCE!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭Abigayle


    I just had my fourth flat car tyre, each time, nails and screws found buried into it since July.
    Any enemies or loon job exes? I'm starting to think the 6 or 7 nails/screws since March aren't really accidental anymore either.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Those puns do get very tyresome don't they...

    They get wheel old wheel fast.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Chareth Cutestory


    Seachmall wrote: »
    They get wheel old wheel fast.

    Stop, you're killing me. Oh, sorry OP, that was a bit insensitive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Dont think so, I park in my designated spot, never have music blaring or cause any problems, just odd.
    If you stop acting odd, the neighbours might stop spiking your tyres.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭cupcake83


    Are you a man and have you recently made a woman extremely angry? If so then yes she's trying to kill you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Stop, you're killing me. Oh, sorry OP, that was a bit insensitive.

    No worries, sure if we cant laugh about things in life, then whats the point :)
    If you stop acting odd, the neighbours might stop spiking your tyres.

    Sorry, I meant odd, as in the whole thing is odd, not me exactly, im just slightly odd :D
    cupcake83 wrote: »
    Are you a man and have you recently made a woman extremely angry? If so then yes she's trying to kill you.

    Nope, havent done that either, and my better half is pretty damn happy with me at the moment, earned lots of brownie points lately, so doubt she is trying is behind it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    You need one of these bad boys.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,123 ✭✭✭KwackerJack


    Run! Run far away and never look back.

    Your on your own now, trust nobody!


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