Cookie clicker - the most addicting game on the web right now

FootShooter

How man cookies can you bake?

I've been playing for 3 hours and have baked 4.600.000.000 cookies so far, my CPS (cookies per second) is currently at 1.062.037.


http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

Frosty McSnowballs

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WoollyRedHat

Are these special cookies?

Dravokivich

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

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Damn, I've some catching up to do!

KeithM89

Thats it? You just click the biscuit?!
Sweet jesus.

The Backwards Man

Worse than those Daley Thompson games where you ruined your **** hand trying to get him over the pole vault.

wp_rathead

got to 186 and suddendly started to question my life choices

tosspot15

played it for less than 3 minutes. What a pile of crap.

WoollyRedHat

That's got to be the worst game ever..where's the satisfaction... I'd also like to suggest that anyone that gets past the farm onto the other achievements be submitted for medical evaluation.. might want to have your hand looked at too.

Renegade Mechanic

Keith wrote: »

Thats it? You just click the biscuit?!
Sweet jesus.

Just when you though nothing, nothing could peel you away from Gta 5!

Lucyfur

My son loves it.

But he's 10.

Dravokivich

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

That's got to be the worst game ever..where's the satisfaction... I'd also like to suggest that anyone that gets past the farm onto the other achievements be submitted for medical evaluation.. might want to have your hand looked at too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMbWmZ7SG-c

It won't compare to how shocking this is.

Frosty McSnowballs

I actually clicked on the link.

That is almost the stupidest thing I have ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself for spending 3 hours clicking that.....and also for bringing it to our attention.

FootShooter

I see you guys haven't discovered or used the upgrades yet. There's a lot of strategy and maths involved as well when you get a bit further into it.

Gamayun

The game is connected to a pervert's crotch on the other end, every click is getting him off.

OP probably killed him by the sounds of it though...

Frosty McSnowballs

FootShooter wrote: »

I see you guys haven't discovered or used the upgrades yet. There's a lot of strategy and maths involved as well when you get a bit further into it.

Ah sure why didn't you say so!

Fcuk maths!

up for anything

Is this a college project? I play every silly game going but have to give the thumbs down to this. I couldn't be bothered upgrading it - I shouldn't have to at the outset and maths and strategy are not my strong suit. Can't you make it a cookie matching game instead.

The Backwards Man

I'm starting to get into it now.:(

Rhyme

Sold Grandma and gave up.

B.A._Baracus

Only playing for about 5-10 minutes (whilst surfing the internet in different windows) and i'm making 10 cookies a second :P I can see the appeal when you are doing nothing on the net. But it's the type of game you'd play once or twice then that's it.

B.A._Baracus

... and meh. it's taking too long to build things up.

FreshKnickers

That was the best chocolate chip cookie game ever. Made me want a chocolate chip cookie.

Bipolar Joe

And now I am addicted. Fuck you, OP.

mad m

Warning....don't use IPad with this, I feel sick now, it zooms in and out toooo much.....

Savoir.Faire

It's no Puzzle Bobble.

FameHungry

I got to 3,000. Excuse me while I crawl up in a corner for hours...

B.A._Baracus

I am on 1,594,868.0 cookies per second

Ryuji_w

Cookies baked (all time) : 58,682,188,524,729

Game started : 2 days ago
Buildings owned : 969
Cookies per second : 1,297,312,650.5 (multiplier : 526%)
Cookies per click : 51,903,110.6
Cookie clicks : 5,113
Hand-made cookies : 5,858,289,537
Golden cookie clicks : 1

i just let it sit building up while doing other stuff or not on the computer until i can get some upgrade/buy more stuff

o1s1n

For some reason I can now smell cookies.

Reiketsu

Started playing it....good God what have I done?

o1s1n

This is incredibly addictive. GTA 5 has been switched off for the night.

B.A._Baracus

Just got the antimatter thing. I've wasted my life.

Irish Guitarist

Anyone that scores 1,666,666 needs psychiatric help.

The Backwards Man

There's an even better game on the Google homepage today.

KeithM89

The Backwards Man wrote: »

There's an even better game on the Google homepage today.

155.
Its just a tease though, you dont really get he sweets

Bookworm85

It's like crack!!! :eek:

Irish Guitarist

I thought it was rubbish at first but I somehow got addicted to it. I left it running all night (although I wasn't 'playing' it all that time) and now I'm producing 23,660,909 cookies a second.

Actually I still think it's rubbish but there's something addictive about seeing the numbers go up and up.

PizzamanIRL

You're clicking a cookie and it's telling you how many times you've clicked your mouse. What's the appeal?

--Kaiser--

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You're clicking a cookie and it's telling you how many times you've clicked your mouse. What's the appeal?

People are idiots

Irish Guitarist

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

You're clicking a cookie and it's telling you how many times you've clicked your mouse. What's the appeal?

After a while you can stop clicking it and let it run on its own.

Irish Guitarist

I'm just letting it run on its own and it's doing this.

PizzamanIRL

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

After a while you can stop clicking it and let it run on its own.

Oh.

Cool.

Orlaw3136

I am about to buy my 5th anti matter thing.

I have dozens of almost everything else and 100 of some.

Hmmm...seems kind of...pointless when you think about it.

edit...just bought the fifth anti-matter. I still feel empty and unfulfilled, even producing over 11 million cookies per second.