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Cookie clicker - the most addicting game on the web right now

  • 26-09-2013 07:22PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭


    How man cookies can you bake?

    I've been playing for 3 hours and have baked 4.600.000.000 cookies so far, my CPS (cookies per second) is currently at 1.062.037.


    http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Are these special cookies?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,380 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    0

    Damn, I've some catching up to do!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Thats it? You just click the biscuit?!
    Sweet jesus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Worse than those Daley Thompson games where you ruined your **** hand trying to get him over the pole vault.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    got to 186 and suddendly started to question my life choices


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭tosspot15


    played it for less than 3 minutes. What a pile of crap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    That's got to be the worst game ever..where's the satisfaction... I'd also like to suggest that anyone that gets past the farm onto the other achievements be submitted for medical evaluation.. might want to have your hand looked at too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Keith wrote: »
    Thats it? You just click the biscuit?!
    Sweet jesus.

    Just when you though nothing, nothing could peel you away from Gta 5!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    My son loves it.

    But he's 10.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,380 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    That's got to be the worst game ever..where's the satisfaction... I'd also like to suggest that anyone that gets past the farm onto the other achievements be submitted for medical evaluation.. might want to have your hand looked at too.



    It won't compare to how shocking this is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I actually clicked on the link.

    That is almost the stupidest thing I have ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself for spending 3 hours clicking that.....and also for bringing it to our attention.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭FootShooter


    I see you guys haven't discovered or used the upgrades yet. There's a lot of strategy and maths involved as well when you get a bit further into it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 448 ✭✭Gamayun


    The game is connected to a pervert's crotch on the other end, every click is getting him off.

    OP probably killed him by the sounds of it though...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I see you guys haven't discovered or used the upgrades yet. There's a lot of strategy and maths involved as well when you get a bit further into it.

    Ah sure why didn't you say so!

    Fcuk maths!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Is this a college project? I play every silly game going but have to give the thumbs down to this. I couldn't be bothered upgrading it - I shouldn't have to at the outset and maths and strategy are not my strong suit. Can't you make it a cookie matching game instead. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'm starting to get into it now.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Sold Grandma and gave up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,248 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Only playing for about 5-10 minutes (whilst surfing the internet in different windows) and i'm making 10 cookies a second :P I can see the appeal when you are doing nothing on the net. But it's the type of game you'd play once or twice then that's it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,248 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    ... and meh. it's taking too long to build things up.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭FreshKnickers


    That was the best chocolate chip cookie game ever. Made me want a chocolate chip cookie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    And now I am addicted. Fuck you, OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭mad m


    Warning....don't use IPad with this, I feel sick now, it zooms in and out toooo much.....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 326 ✭✭Savoir.Faire


    It's no Puzzle Bobble.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 82 ✭✭FameHungry


    I got to 3,000. Excuse me while I crawl up in a corner for hours...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,248 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    I am on 1,594,868.0 cookies per second :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭Ryuji_w


    Cookies baked (all time) : 58,682,188,524,729

    Game started : 2 days ago
    Buildings owned : 969
    Cookies per second : 1,297,312,650.5 (multiplier : 526%)
    Cookies per click : 51,903,110.6
    Cookie clicks : 5,113
    Hand-made cookies : 5,858,289,537
    Golden cookie clicks : 1

    i just let it sit building up while doing other stuff or not on the computer until i can get some upgrade/buy more stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,926 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    For some reason I can now smell cookies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭Reiketsu


    Started playing it....good God what have I done?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,926 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    This is incredibly addictive. GTA 5 has been switched off for the night.


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