"Tell us something interesting about yourself"

The Cool

I'm filling out a job application and it asks, "can you please tell us something interesting about yourself?"

I've got my thinking cap on because it's usually my language skillz but that's the whole point of the job.

What would yours be?

Nodin

Nothing was ever proved.

ScumLord

Say your mysterious.

Elbaston

I dont believe in the moon, its just the back of the sun.
I've broken the sound barrier two times, but you must never ask me how.

WoollyRedHat

I believe I was a koala born in Queensland Australia in 1898 in my previous life.

Throw that as an answer... you'll defintely stand out

NuckingFacker

The Cool wrote: »

I'm filling out a job application and it asks, "can you please tell us something interesting about yourself?"

I've got my thinking cap on because it's usually my language skillz but that's the whole point of the job.

What would yours be?

"I like money, coke, hookers and sleep" probably not gonna cut it then?

Seachmall

Some lad asked one of my mates that question last week in Galway trying to hit on her.


Maybe your prospective employer is hitting on you.

Legs.Eleven

What a fooking awful question!



"I like to make a tail for myself out of toilet paper and gallop through the city like an untamed horse from HELL".

Mr. CooL ICE

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

What a fooking awful question!



"I like to make a tail for myself out of toilet paper and gallop through the city like an untamed horse from HELL".

"I have 11 legs *wink*"

Renegade Mechanic

I like, at night, to switch off my lights in front of oncoming cars, just before a turn off, take said turn and watch as they crawl by at a snails pace.

markomuscle

'I was a keen athlete in my youth who competed in important sporting events'

in reality i was in an u-14 gaelic football team who got to the county 'b' final

Mr. Nice

My mother was a tailor, she sewed my new blue jeans
My father was a gamblin' man, down in New Orleans

Frosty McSnowballs

"I steal things from the workplace, once they are noticed to be missing, I put them in someone's locker and tell the boss" - The Cool.

bumper234

I am one of the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse, i only want this job to pass the time until the end of days starts.

Ihatecuddles-old

I can speak sign language! Well ten years ago I could, now I'm pretty fluent but need to learn the filthy stuff

Crooked Jack

I was on school around the corner

apollo8

Tell them you can selfsuck guys think thats awesome you will get the job and be the envy of the place

canadianwoman

I like to organize stuff.

Banjo String

Tell him you were the only person on planet earth that had to be delivered through your mum's butt hole.

When he looks at you in disbelief, hold your index finger and thumb up, bout an inch apart, and say, "well It was that close".

jobeenfitz

The Cool wrote: »

I'm filling out a job application and it asks, "can you please tell us something interesting about yourself?"

I've got my thinking cap on because it's usually my language skillz but that's the whole point of the job.

What would yours be?

If you are really filling out a job application and you seriously came here for help I think you should come clean and tell them form filling is not your thing.

Lando Griffin

During my last job all 6 of my grandfathers all died in quick succession; their wives are all still alive.

irritablebaz

i stabbed my last boss in the neck with a pair of scissors when my wages were late.

dgt

The money was just resting in my account

Santa Cruz

I never heard the sheep say "No"

pharmaton

I can move my eyebrows independently

Ihatecuddles-old

pharmaton wrote: »

I can move my eyebrows independently

Me too. I draw mine on so if I make them cartoony and then wiggle them or make them dance, its fooking hilarious..

wp_rathead

I can lick my elbow??

Muise...

you'll definitely get to interview stage if you use these replies OP, so I'd recommend this answer: http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/09/22/honest-job-interview/

stefan idiot jones

'I see dead people'.

RobbingBandit

I'm a robot sent here from the year 3013, it was a one way trip.

canadianwoman

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

'I see dead people'.

Well if you see my friend Roy give him a hug and a kiss from me.

Son Of A Vidic

Police taser guns do not work on me for some reason.

Chareth Cutestory

"I like to work in the nude"






Congratulations on the new job.

Hazys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n820JqSC174

veryangryman

I was there when Jesus Christ had his noment of doubt and pain.

Sorted

The Cool

jobeenfitz wrote: »

If you are really filling out a job application and you seriously came here for help I think you should come clean and tell them form filling is not your thing.

Ah buddy, read the OP, quizzing other AHers for the laugh, not asking what mine should be!


Honestly, apart from speaking 5 languages it's the fact that I broke a toilet at a church function but I don't think that would bode well.

Paddy Cow

By night I dress up as a super hero and rid the streets of scum.

the groutch

I......DROPPED THE SCREW.....IN THE TUNA!

Nodster

Something interesting?

keep it simple and tell them one of your nutz is bigger then the other two

nice_very

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

also

I let the dogs out.

token101

Tell them that you were the real brains behind Grey Matter and that everyone will see that soon. Very soon.