Pub Toilets....

Cork selfbuild

On a recent trip to Prague saw this in an ordinary enough bar and thought jes some difference to some stink pits in bars here... real fruit! If this was here I bet some edjit would be dared at 2am to have a piece... :rolleyes:

dodderangler

Slice of pizza probably dare to have a go
But fruit? Who the fuq wants fruit at 2 in the morning after been on the beer

Littlelulu13

Cork selfbuild wrote: »

On a recent trip to Prague saw this in an ordinary enough bar and thought jes some difference to some stink pits in bars here... real fruit! If this was here I bet some edjit would be dared at 2am to have a piece... :rolleyes:

few drops on the floor there.... might want to give it a proper shake next time.

Apart from that........ how bizarre

MadsL

My favourite bar in Prague.

http://www.uvoka.cz

U Vystrelenyho Oka (The shot out eye) has headrests over the urinals, y'know, for when you need them.

Czech out the gallery page. Well worth it for reasons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hvvwOskqrg

Can see them at 1.36 in this.

awec

I'm always amazed by the mess people can make of pub toilets. Incapable of pissing in the urinal / bowl, and somehow managing to get sh!te all over the pot. And then failing to flush.

wp_rathead

awec wrote: »

I'm always amazed by the mess people can make of pub toilets. Incapable of pissing in the urinal / bowl, and somehow managing to get sh!te all over the pot. And then failing to flush.

slightly off topic, but does anyone else flush the jacks with their foot in pubs?

MadsL

wprathead wrote: »

slightly off topic, but does anyone else flush the jacks with their foot in pubs?

Everywhere unless I'm at home or someone's house.

Seaneh

awec wrote: »

I'm always amazed by the mess people can make of pub toilets. Incapable of pissing in the urinal / bowl, and somehow managing to get sh!te all over the pot. And then failing to flush.

If you think the gents are bad, try cleaning up a "ladies" room after a busy night.

Flipping animals after a few drinks.
The ****ing horror.

awec

wprathead wrote: »

slightly off topic, but does anyone else flush the jacks with their foot in pubs?

There's no way I'm touching them with my hand.

If I have to lift / lower the seat that also gets done with the foot.

It's actually vile, people just leave big clumps of sh!te caked on the bowl as if it just exploded everywhere out of their arse.

armchaircoach

I would have thought that the worst part is the door handle on the way back. No matter how hygienic you are at washing your hands, it will inevitably be covered in the piss etc of plenty of those who haven't.

MonkstownHoop

armchaircoach wrote: »

I would have thought that the worst part is the door handle on the way back. No matter how hygienic you are at washing your hands, it will inevitably be covered in the piss etc of plenty of those who haven't.

elbows

spank_inferno

You guys pee /poop in pub toilets?

Thats gross.

I just use them for doing blow & having gay sex.

Each to their own I suppose!

Elbaston

The money taken in by some of these places and they still fail to do something about the bang of piss.

AnonoBoy

I was once in an establishment which failed to have an attendant who would wipe down and disinfect the cubicle after each visitor. I saw a curly little black hair on the seat when I went in to relieve myself.

It was like living in the Middle Ages!

Pub toilets?

PUBE toilets more like!

Cork selfbuild

armchaircoach wrote: »

I would have thought that the worst part is the door handle on the way back. No matter how hygienic you are at washing your hands, it will inevitably be covered in the piss etc of plenty of those who haven't.

Agreed. This is where you time the hand drying well and hope someone else is on the way in...

Actually are the doors the wrong way around from a hygiene perspective? Should be pull to open and push to exit, no hands needed on the way out then!

gobnaitolunacy

Mmm, urinal fruit.

kfk

Cork selfbuild wrote: »

On a recent trip to Prague saw this in an ordinary enough bar and thought jes some difference to some stink pits in bars here... real fruit! If this was here I bet some edjit would be dared at 2am to have a piece... :rolleyes:

What a waste of fruit! How do you know that nobody in Prague has ever tried to have a piece a 2am? Imagine trying to pi*s into that urinal! It would splatter everywhere! Evidence of which can be seen on the floor! Did you do that OP?

gobnaitolunacy

Some pub I was in had little mini plastic goalposts in the urinials.

petes

wprathead wrote: »

slightly off topic, but does anyone else flush the jacks with their foot in pubs?

No, use toilet paper.

If I tried using my foot with a few beers in....

kfk

wprathead wrote: »

slightly off topic, but does anyone else flush the jacks with their foot in pubs?

Thats pretty disgusting! Just use the handle!

Cork selfbuild

kfk wrote: »

What a waste of fruit! How do you know that nobody in Prague has ever tried to have a piece a 2am? Imagine trying to pi*s into that urinal! It would splatter everywhere! Evidence of which can be seen on the floor! Did you do that OP?

Ha, no, pic was taken pre use!

Splashback was low lol

danniemcq

petes wrote: »

No, use toilet paper.

If I tried using my foot with a few beers in....

Toilet paper?

What kinda fancy pubs do you go to?

As an ex barman I've seen all sorts of chaos, filth and duuuuurty filth in pub toilets,

Be it used "lady products" thrown at walls, sh*tes beside the urinals right through to full blown sex (funny story it was her birthday with all her family there and her boyfriend too, who just happened to be asleep at the bar when this was going on. That was a fun night when the family found out and it all kicked off. Someone even shat themselves in the bar that night.)

I think one of the issues with pub toilets though is bar staff on a busy night just don't have the time to clean them properly. And if you go into a dirty toilet then people might not take the same care as they would in a clean one and its a downward spiral.

Although some are just plain grim.

GSBellew

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

Some pub I was in had little mini plastic goalposts in the urinials.

Funny enough that's what I was going to post about, a bar in Wolfsburg had little goal posts when I was there.

dmc17

Cork selfbuild wrote: »

On a recent trip to Prague saw this in an ordinary enough bar and thought jes some difference to some stink pits in bars here... real fruit! If this was here I bet some edjit would be dared at 2am to have a piece... :rolleyes:

On a recent trip to Prague I was having dinner with friends and when dessert came out it was mixed fruit slices. I didn't really fancy it but wanted to be polite so I managed to sneak them off the plate and then promptly excused myself, went to the jacks and dumped them in the urinal. When I came back they had come around with seconds. The process repeated and I filled all the urinals

FloatingVoter

Pub toilets are fine once you don't use the toilet for crapping in. You could catch something. If you really must go, that's what the bidet with the two taps beside the condom machine is for.

wp_rathead

kfk wrote: »

Thats pretty disgusting! Just use the handle!

well like I keep my shoe on.. I'm not an animal

Cork selfbuild

dmc17 wrote: »

On a recent trip to Prague I was having dinner with friends and when dessert came out it was mixed fruit slices. I didn't really fancy it but wanted to be polite so I managed to sneak them off the plate and then promptly excused myself, went to the jacks and dumped them in the urinal. When I came back they had come around with seconds. The process repeated and I filled all the urinals

The seconds weren't seconds... They were just giving the fruit back to you... :pac:

MadsL

My bar's toilet in Prague were blocked about every 3rd day. We were close enough the Old Town Square and would end up with wallets being flushed the whole time, always a fun thing to have to dig out a wallet from the U bend.

nice_very

I was in a well respected hotel this evening and used the toilet.... the smell of P in the gents was worse than I have experienced in grotty pubs.

MadsL

nice_very wrote: »

I was in a well respected hotel this evening and used the toilet.... the smell of P in the gents was worse than I have experienced in grotty pubs.

Name and shame, its OK, they may read it.