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Describe a Perfect Day for You

  • 24-09-2013 06:08PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭


    Nothing too crazy like millionaire, living on a Yacht. A day which could conceivably take place tomorrow.

    Here's mine.

    Wake up at 7am and actually get out of bed. Sun rising, Fresh air.

    Nobody home.

    Go down to kitchen. Coffee is already in the pot. Pour myself a mug and sit out the back for a while reading Boards and Reddit on laptop.

    Go upstairs. Shower, dressed. Clothes look well and I feel like a boss.

    Walk to bus stop. Bus is just pulling up. Slight jog to door. Bus driver seems like he's in a good mood. €2.40 fare now reduced to €1.50. :D:rolleyes:

    Sit upstairs. Top deck empty. Copy of Metro on a sit. Read it while listening to Bob Dylan.

    Arrive in college. Lectures are interesting and I actually take notes. Maybe study in library afterwards. Nice weather = girls in summmer clothes. :cool:

    Have a couple of pints with friends.

    Catch a bus home. Watch Dexter on laptop.

    Drift off to sleep.

    If only....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,926 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Dean0088 wrote: »

    If only....

    Most of that doesn't seem too hard to achieve to be honest :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    Dean0088 wrote: »




    If only....
    sounds like a fairly average day for me, with the exception of college (but I'll be starting new course in Oct so maybe then it will be bang on)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    One that doesn't feature Bono or Ronan Keating


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    Nothing too crazy like millionaire, living on a Yacht. A day which could conceivably take place tomorrow.

    Here's mine.

    Wake up at 7am and actually get out of bed. Sun rising, Fresh air.

    Nobody home.

    Go down to kitchen. Coffee is already in the pot. Pour myself a mug and sit out the back for a while reading Boards and Reddit on laptop.

    Go upstairs. Shower, dressed. Clothes look well and I feel like a boss.

    Walk to bus stop. Bus is just pulling up. Slight jog to door. Bus driver seems like he's in a good mood. €2.40 fare now reduced to €1.50. :D:rolleyes:

    Sit upstairs. Top deck empty. Copy of Metro on a sit. Read it while listening to Bob Dylan.

    Arrive in college. Lectures are interesting and I actually take notes. Maybe study in library afterwards. Nice weather = girls in summmer clothes. :cool:

    Have a couple of pints with friends.

    Catch a bus home. Watch Dexter on laptop.

    Drift off to sleep.

    If only....

    Remember to shoot me if my perfect day ever includes reading the Metro whilst on public transport.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Lovely big fry up in the morning.

    Loads of fancy ice cold beer.

    Then down to the beach to do a 7 hour extreme bukkake marathon.

    **** Yeah!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭paddydriver


    3 words... Sh!t, Shower, Shave..

    Good sh!t set's day up and ensures I don't have an itchy arse for the day:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Lovely big fry up in the morning.

    Loads of fancy ice cold beer.

    Then down to the beach to do a 7 hour extreme bukkake marathon.

    **** Yeah!!!

    Transmitting or receiving???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    chughes wrote: »
    Transmitting or receiving???

    Receiving like a boss obviously. :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Wake up late
    Get fed
    Shower
    Get laid
    Get a high five
    Win the lotto
    Buy a solid gold rocket car
    Get fed again
    Go to bed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Receiving like a boss obviously. :cool:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/banlist.php


    Who let you back in ;) :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    Nothing too crazy like millionaire, living on a Yacht. A day which could conceivably take place tomorrow.

    Here's mine.

    Wake up at 7am and actually get out of bed. Sun rising, Fresh air.

    Nobody home.

    Go down to kitchen. Coffee is already in the pot. Pour myself a mug and sit out the back for a while reading Boards and Reddit on laptop.

    Go upstairs. Shower, dressed. Clothes look well and I feel like a boss.

    Walk to bus stop. Bus is just pulling up. Slight jog to door. Bus driver seems like he's in a good mood. €2.40 fare now reduced to €1.50. :D:rolleyes:

    Sit upstairs. Top deck empty. Copy of Metro on a sit. Read it while listening to Bob Dylan.

    Arrive in college. Lectures are interesting and I actually take notes. Maybe study in library afterwards. Nice weather = girls in summmer clothes. :cool:

    Have a couple of pints with friends.

    Catch a bus home. Watch Dexter on laptop.

    Drift off to sleep.

    If only....

    Your perfect day includes getting up at 7, riding public transport, going to college, studying and watching the currently terrible show Dexter?

    Eww.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 ✭✭✭TPD


    I think there'd be questions raised if I woke up to an empty house with coffee waiting for me...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,871 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    1. Get head...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Wake up

    Go back to sleep.

    Repeat for 24 hours


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    MugMugs wrote: »
    1. Get head...
    Wake up
    Blowjob
    Go back to sleep.

    Repeat for 24 hours

    Kingsize bed is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 38 theLegion


    Have a 27 second long fart that changes note 4 times and causes the gf and the dog to leave the room...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Shels winning a match...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Wake up, hows yer father, breakfast on the balcony, walk the dog in the park, stop off for beer and long lunch. Home, shower, nap, outdoor cooking of meat and swimming pool, more beer, wine, whiskey, messy hows your father.

    I might have room for icecream in there. Not sure.

    All very doable of a weekend for me. Unfortunately the missues likes to ruin these plans with shopping trips and other unfortunate necessities.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Sleeping - just sleeping all day. How wonderful that would be! Maybe I'd wake up for a while to watch a movie in peace and eat copious amounts of chocolate


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Wake up......get eaten out by my gorgeous and intellectual yet-to-be-found boyfriend....cum....not expected to 'return the favour'.....go back to sleep.....repeat.

    <reminds self to put up ad on a dating website> :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    gorgeous and intellectual yet-to-be-found boyfriend....

    hate to break it to ya..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Wake up......get eaten out by my gorgeous and intellectual yet-to-be-found boyfriend....cum....not expected to 'return the favour'.....go back to sleep.....repeat.

    <reminds self to put up ad on a dating website> :P

    Forget the ad, just pm me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    pharmaton wrote: »
    hate to break it to ya..

    Oh please don't.....let me enjoy the fantasy. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Saturdays are a great day! Wake up early, hope it's not raining out the sky is the limit!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    MadsL wrote: »

    Why am I there on the ban list??? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭Leogirl


    Warm sunny day- Pearl Jam playing an outdoor gig-without any drunken scangers ruining it & lots of good mates there. Then a few pints after - ideally with the band. Home to bed, ideally with Eddie Vedder :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    Why am I there on the ban list??? :confused:
    Lol its an imposter check how its spelled


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Now I'm more freaked out. Am I being stalked? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭apollo8


    Now I'm more freaked out. Am I being stalked? :(
    Naw its just your username is common:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭WinnyThePoo


    Holding a women.


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