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Woman horrified that husband has a **** every day, writes to the Times about it

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    I stopped reading at the first mention of Catholic.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    That's got to be a wind up, its completely nutty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,780 ✭✭✭raze_them_all_


    She used to give it up once a month if even that, how generous of her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Sounds like a troll to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    That woman needs a go on my rocking chair.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    "My libido has never been very high, so we generally only make love once a month, if even that. He long ago stopped asking for it, I suppose to avoid bad feeling"

    What did she expect? Probably not a contender for a nobel prize with her level of intelligence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Once a bloody month?? She's having a laugh!!!!

    Did she not wonder why he stopped asking for the ride :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Do ya know what that woman needs....a good hard Roide!

    I'd hate to be living in such an oppressed household that I was only able to do it once a day!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Anyone else having trouble getting it up?

    The link I mean, it won't load all the way for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    It turns out he does it in bed most mornings before I wake up.


    Burn!!! :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,070 ✭✭✭ScouseMouse


    Got to be a wind-up. Or is it?

    Do we still have mad catholics here that believe in this?

    I'm not so sure. Could be!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,861 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Do we still have mad catholics here that believe in this?

    I take it you've never visited the Christianity forum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    stimpson wrote: »
    I take it you've never visited the Christianity forum.

    What sane person would? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Why doesn't she go all the way, pun intended, and get twin beds to replace the marital bed:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    -What are all these jars of festering white stuff under the bed?
    -The priest said its a sin to waste it, so I've been saving all year.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,473 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Presumably the poor gob****e that hasn't left must be Catholic too if he hasn't left her by now.

    Disgusting woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭greedygoblin


    She's gotta be taking the mickey...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,473 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    She's gotta be taking the mickey...

    I think the problem is that she isn't!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Feel sorry for that husband

    you only get one run at this life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭Sgt. Al Powell


    This sounds very like the beginning of Taboo with Kay Parker.

    In the next scene she goes to have her nails done and her best friend advises her to shag her son, it being the only thing that will stop him masturbating.

    Never seen it myself you understand, just word of mouth. Would never dream of viewing such filth.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭miggins


    Jaysus she wouldn't like me then........













    Furiously fap fap fapping!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,739 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Subjects like this show up in PI from time to time. It really is surprising how some people are still raised to be ashamed of their own bodies and sexuality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭Ould Mr Brennan


    The whole office is staring at me now. I nearly fell off the chair laughing at the comment 'definition of a danger ****' :D


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I feel sorry for this woman. She's obviously had some sort of horrifically repressed upbringing and has never fulfilled her own potential or enjoyed her own body or that of her husband. She doesn't even seem to realise how wrong her position is. Something (Catholicism?) and/or somebody (family?) has screwed with her head in ways that she and her family will pay for for the rest of her life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    thought this was going to be about Samantha Brick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    Economic turmoil, mass unemployment, insolvent Banks and governments, Middle East on the brink and.....


    she's bothered about this :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    That woman needs a go on my rocking chair.

    You just had to say that... -.-;


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    New Pope says fappin' is fine, especially the 'tit ****', apparently.

    Life is going to change in that household, I tell you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    stimpson wrote: »
    I take it you've never visited the Christianity forum.
    I think I stumbled in there a few weeks ago from the main page, regarding the "moral travesty" that a cake shop had been put out of business from a lawsuit after refusing to serve a gay couple, with some chap bragging throughout about how he likes to discriminate against all non-straight, non-white, and non-Christians while getting offended to ALL HIGH HELL when he got called a bigot :confused:. Sadly I'm bored right now. Tempted to take another peek... :pac:

    Why I never got also it that huge, huge parts of South America are Catholics... and all they seem to ever be doing is hammering the life out of each other. I think they've found the balance!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    rubadub wrote: »
    -What are all these jars of festering white stuff under the bed?
    -The priest said its a sin to waste it, so I've been saving all year.
    It's ectoplasm, that's what it was. It, its was the spooky ghost, did you see it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,381 ✭✭✭oblivious


    She's gotta be taking the mickey...

    only once a month :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    I doubt it is a wind up, tons of people would share her views.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Holsten wrote: »
    I doubt it is a wind up, tons of people would share her views.

    What; " I see it as just as bad a betrayal as an affair. "

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    old hippy wrote: »
    What; " I see it as just as bad a betrayal as an affair. "

    :confused:

    I know women in their twenties who would agree with this so....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Holsten wrote: »
    I know women in their twenties who would agree with this so....

    Everybody partakes. If they say they don't, they're probably lying.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,124 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    mariaalice wrote: »
    That's got to be a wind up, its completely nutty.

    No way.. the Times would never print something that was completely made up and devoid of facts

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,190 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Holsten wrote: »
    I know women in their twenties who would agree with this so....
    Yep, I knew a guy whose long-term girlfriend considered lad's mags to be a form of cheating. Not porn like, but FHM, Maxim, etc.
    Both were in their early twenties. Thankfully for him, he did drop her a couple of years later and married a woman who presumably isn't as horribly insecure.

    So there would be loads of women out there who think that a man having a hand shandy using just his imagination is "cheating" on her emotionally, or somesuch bollox.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    She'll be moaning with gusto on Joe Duffy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    Billy86 wrote: »
    It's ectoplasm, that's what it was. It, its was the spooky ghost, did you see it?

    No, but I heard the furniture creaking spookily in the night alright! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    snubbleste wrote: »
    She'll be moaning with gusto on Joe Duffy

    She should be moaning under or ontop of her husband...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,381 ✭✭✭oblivious


    snubbleste wrote: »
    She'll be moaning with gusto on Joe Duffy

    Who's Yer Sexy Joe?, oooh tell it to Joe

    mqdefault.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,465 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    "whereas sexuality should be about the deepest and most intimate connection between two people expressing their love for each other."

    Lulz. I can imagine the deep heartfelt love alright when you're balls deep in some woman you met in coppers.

    "I’ve moved out to the spare room as a result."

    What in the the ever loving ****....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hardcore Catholic ashamed of self, horrified at the thought of sex, and really awkward around someone who likes it. Must be a day ending in 'y'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭jippo nolan


    old hippy wrote: »
    Everybody partakes. If they say they don't, they're probably lying.

    There are two kinds of liar, the fellow who says he doesn't,
    and the fellow who says he's giving it up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    This has got to be a wind up, seriously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    "I’ve moved out to the spare room as a result."

    At least the husband will be able to have a **** in peace now... morning or night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Bog Standard User


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    "I’ve moved out to the spare room as a result."

    At least the husband will be able to have a **** in peace now... morning or night

    he'll have room in the bed for his mistress now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,068 ✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    Like, wtf? Seriously woman. Let the man have a **** in peace. Just because you're not interested in sex doesn't mean he shouldn't be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    It's interesting how she manages to describe sex being the most intimate connection between two people in love and yet only actually wants to express that once a month, if that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Blowfish wrote: »
    It's interesting how she manages to describe sex being the most intimate connection between two people in love and yet only actually wants to express that once a month, if that.

    Exactly!

    She describes it as and amazing experience but sees no problem denying the man she loves (and herself) it more than once a month.

    I see it as just as bad a betrayal as an affair.
    How can I get him to see some sense, understand my feelings, and stop what he’s doing?


    This smacks of a wind-up in the Daily Mail/Samantha Brick style.

    I'm a happy Catholic and think that, especially within a marriage, anything goes...knock yourselves out! Once both parties are happy - clearly neither party is happy in this set-up.


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