Woman horrified that husband has a **** every day, writes to the Times about it

Foxhound38

There's no way anyone but Peig Sawyers could be this repressed...

IMAGINE living in that household...

Shane-KornSpace

I stopped reading at the first mention of Catholic.

That's got to be a wind up, its completely nutty.

raze_them_all_

She used to give it up once a month if even that, how generous of her

Mr Benevolent

Sounds like a troll to me.

The Backwards Man

That woman needs a go on my rocking chair.

shruikan2553

"My libido has never been very high, so we generally only make love once a month, if even that. He long ago stopped asking for it, I suppose to avoid bad feeling"

What did she expect? Probably not a contender for a nobel prize with her level of intelligence.

princess-lala

Once a bloody month?? She's having a laugh!!!!

Did she not wonder why he stopped asking for the ride :rolleyes:

Cee-Jay-Cee

Do ya know what that woman needs....a good hard Roide!

I'd hate to be living in such an oppressed household that I was only able to do it once a day!

The Backwards Man

Anyone else having trouble getting it up?

The link I mean, it won't load all the way for me.

salacious crumb

It turns out he does it in bed most mornings before I wake up.


Burn!!! :pac:

ScouseMouse

Got to be a wind-up. Or is it?

Do we still have mad catholics here that believe in this?

I'm not so sure. Could be!

stimpson

superscouse wrote: »

Do we still have mad catholics here that believe in this?

I take it you've never visited the Christianity forum.

salacious crumb

stimpson wrote: »

I take it you've never visited the Christianity forum.

What sane person would? :pac:

Pumpkinseeds

Why doesn't she go all the way, pun intended, and get twin beds to replace the marital bed:D

rubadub

-What are all these jars of festering white stuff under the bed?
-The priest said its a sin to waste it, so I've been saving all year.

Sleepy

Presumably the poor gob****e that hasn't left must be Catholic too if he hasn't left her by now.

Disgusting woman.

greedygoblin

She's gotta be taking the mickey...

Sleepy

greedygoblin wrote: »

She's gotta be taking the mickey...

I think the problem is that she isn't!

SEPT 23 1989

Feel sorry for that husband

you only get one run at this life

Sgt. Al Powell

This sounds very like the beginning of Taboo with Kay Parker.

In the next scene she goes to have her nails done and her best friend advises her to shag her son, it being the only thing that will stop him masturbating.

Never seen it myself you understand, just word of mouth. Would never dream of viewing such filth.

miggins

Jaysus she wouldn't like me then........













Furiously fap fap fapping!

kylith

Subjects like this show up in PI from time to time. It really is surprising how some people are still raised to be ashamed of their own bodies and sexuality.

Ould Mr Brennan

The whole office is staring at me now. I nearly fell off the chair laughing at the comment 'definition of a danger ****'

I feel sorry for this woman. She's obviously had some sort of horrifically repressed upbringing and has never fulfilled her own potential or enjoyed her own body or that of her husband. She doesn't even seem to realise how wrong her position is. Something (Catholicism?) and/or somebody (family?) has screwed with her head in ways that she and her family will pay for for the rest of her life.

the groutch

thought this was going to be about Samantha Brick

dd972

Economic turmoil, mass unemployment, insolvent Banks and governments, Middle East on the brink and.....


she's bothered about this

BeerWolf

The Backwards Man wrote: »

That woman needs a go on my rocking chair.

You just had to say that... -.-;

General General

New Pope says fappin' is fine, especially the 'tit ****', apparently.

Life is going to change in that household, I tell you.

Billy86

stimpson wrote: »

I take it you've never visited the Christianity forum.

I think I stumbled in there a few weeks ago from the main page, regarding the "moral travesty" that a cake shop had been put out of business from a lawsuit after refusing to serve a gay couple, with some chap bragging throughout about how he likes to discriminate against all non-straight, non-white, and non-Christians while getting offended to ALL HIGH HELL when he got called a bigot . Sadly I'm bored right now. Tempted to take another peek... :pac:

Why I never got also it that huge, huge parts of South America are Catholics... and all they seem to ever be doing is hammering the life out of each other. I think they've found the balance!

Billy86

rubadub wrote: »

-What are all these jars of festering white stuff under the bed?
-The priest said its a sin to waste it, so I've been saving all year.

It's ectoplasm, that's what it was. It, its was the spooky ghost, did you see it?

oblivious

greedygoblin wrote: »

She's gotta be taking the mickey...

only once a month :P

Holsten

I doubt it is a wind up, tons of people would share her views.

old hippy

Holsten wrote: »

I doubt it is a wind up, tons of people would share her views.

What; " I see it as just as bad a betrayal as an affair. "

Holsten

old hippy wrote: »

What; " I see it as just as bad a betrayal as an affair. "

I know women in their twenties who would agree with this so....

old hippy

Holsten wrote: »

I know women in their twenties who would agree with this so....

Everybody partakes. If they say they don't, they're probably lying.

My name is URL

mariaalice wrote: »

That's got to be a wind up, its completely nutty.

No way.. the Times would never print something that was completely made up and devoid of facts

:pac:

seamus

Holsten wrote: »

I know women in their twenties who would agree with this so....

Yep, I knew a guy whose long-term girlfriend considered lad's mags to be a form of cheating. Not porn like, but FHM, Maxim, etc.
Both were in their early twenties. Thankfully for him, he did drop her a couple of years later and married a woman who presumably isn't as horribly insecure.

So there would be loads of women out there who think that a man having a hand shandy using just his imagination is "cheating" on her emotionally, or somesuch bollox.

snubbleste

She'll be moaning with gusto on Joe Duffy

Foxhound38

Billy86 wrote: »

It's ectoplasm, that's what it was. It, its was the spooky ghost, did you see it?

No, but I heard the furniture creaking spookily in the night alright! :pac:

whiskeyman

snubbleste wrote: »

She'll be moaning with gusto on Joe Duffy

She should be moaning under or ontop of her husband...

oblivious

snubbleste wrote: »

She'll be moaning with gusto on Joe Duffy

Who's Yer Sexy Joe?, oooh tell it to Joe

CruelCoin

"whereas sexuality should be about the deepest and most intimate connection between two people expressing their love for each other."

Lulz. I can imagine the deep heartfelt love alright when you're balls deep in some woman you met in coppers.

"I’ve moved out to the spare room as a result."

What in the the ever loving ****....

Sarky

Hardcore Catholic ashamed of self, horrified at the thought of sex, and really awkward around someone who likes it. Must be a day ending in 'y'.

jippo nolan

old hippy wrote: »

Everybody partakes. If they say they don't, they're probably lying.

There are two kinds of liar, the fellow who says he doesn't,
and the fellow who says he's giving it up!

Merkin

This has got to be a wind up, seriously

gerrybbadd

"I’ve moved out to the spare room as a result."

At least the husband will be able to have a **** in peace now... morning or night

Bog Standard User

gerrybbadd wrote: »

"I’ve moved out to the spare room as a result."

At least the husband will be able to have a **** in peace now... morning or night

he'll have room in the bed for his mistress now

LoonyLovegood

Like, wtf? Seriously woman. Let the man have a **** in peace. Just because you're not interested in sex doesn't mean he shouldn't be.

Blowfish

It's interesting how she manages to describe sex being the most intimate connection between two people in love and yet only actually wants to express that once a month, if that.

I Heart Internet

Blowfish wrote: »

It's interesting how she manages to describe sex being the most intimate connection between two people in love and yet only actually wants to express that once a month, if that.

Exactly!

She describes it as and amazing experience but sees no problem denying the man she loves (and herself) it more than once a month.

I see it as just as bad a betrayal as an affair.
How can I get him to see some sense, understand my feelings, and stop what he’s doing?

This smacks of a wind-up in the Daily Mail/Samantha Brick style.

I'm a happy Catholic and think that, especially within a marriage, anything goes...knock yourselves out! Once both parties are happy - clearly neither party is happy in this set-up.